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One Woman’s Undercover Mission To Get A Happy Ending Massage

Chances are you’ve heard the story: an unmarked door leads to a dimly-lit massage parlor where women with strong hands and tolerant smiles await a train of libidinous male patrons.

YourTango.com | September 30, 2014 - 4:45 pm

New Item For Your Bucket List: An Ocean Massage

Floating in a calm ocean is super relaxing. And getting a massage is blissful. But what if you could do both at the SAME TIME?? Now you can, thanks to…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | June 24, 2014 - 10:00 am

Massage Therapist Reveals What The Human Body Really Looks Like Naked

Nobody, not even Miranda Kerr or Gisele Bundchen, loves every single inch of what their body looks like naked. Why is that?

The saddest thing in the world…

Jessica Wakeman | October 8, 2013 - 5:00 pm

Happy Ending Massage For Women: One Woman’s Tale

Chances are you’ve heard the story: an unmarked door leads to a dimly-lit massage parlor where women with strong hands and tolerant smiles await a train of libidinous male patrons.

YourTango.com | June 15, 2013 - 1:30 pm

I Want To Go To There: The World’s Largest Mass Massage

In Bangkok, Thailand 641 masseuses simultaneously performed massages on lucky volunteers for 12 consecutive minutes, breaking the Guinness World Record for biggest mass massage. The record was previously set in…

Ami Angelowicz | September 2, 2012 - 10:00 am

The Art Of Chicken Massage

It’s imperative that your chicken be relaxed before you cook it. So you may want to consider giving it a massage with olive oil or butter before before you put…

Ami Angelowicz | June 7, 2012 - 12:20 pm

13 Grossest Parts Of The Masseur Lawsuit Against John Travolta

John Travolta is being sued in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles by a masseur, named only as John Doe, who accuses the star of sexual assault, sexual battery, and…

YourTango.com | May 10, 2012 - 11:50 am

The Cat Relaxation You Didn’t Know You Needed

Cats live very stressful lives. You might not have known it, because they hide it very well, with all their fur licking, sleeping, pooping and general air of cool detachment…

Julie Gerstein | April 27, 2012 - 3:40 pm

I Got Rolfed And I Liked It

This year I finally crossed off something I’ve had on my to-do list since I was 20: I got Rolfed. Rolfing, for those who are unfamiliar with the term, is…

Wendy Atterberry | May 11, 2010 - 5:30 pm

10 Things Women Forget To Do During Sex

When it comes to men and sex, I’ve noticed that special requests usually come along the lines of an instant upgrade: if I’m giving a hand job, they ask for…

Jessica Wakeman | August 19, 2009 - 4:00 pm

5 Kinda Lame Things Single Women Do That Are Actually Fun

Last night, my guy went to watch Megan Fox’s hot body, I mean, “Transformers 2.” One girlfriend wanted me to grab dinner and another wanted to see a movie.

Jessica Wakeman | June 25, 2009 - 2:30 pm

Weirdest Way To Get Rid Of Wrinkles: The Face Trainer

Do you want to get rid of wrinkles while simultaneously looking like a NASA astronaut? If you answered yes, then we have the product for you! Introducing “The Face Trainer,”

Ali Jawin | June 4, 2009 - 10:00 am

The Female “Happy Ending” Massage

Chances are you’ve heard the story: an unmarked door leads to a dimly-lit massage parlor where women with strong hands and tolerant smiles await a train of libidinous male patrons.

YourTango.com | May 13, 2009 - 11:00 am

Every Girl Can Get Her Happy Ending

No matter where I seem to live in New York City, my neighbor is always a “handy shack,” aka a massage parlor that doles out happy endings. Currently, I live…

Simcha | October 16, 2008 - 6:30 pm

Quickies!: 25 Rules For The Modern Booty Caller

***Sorry the site was MIA for a while there…our servers were positively overwhelmed by your powerful love.
Don’t get it twisted! Maintain your booty call friendship with these rules. [Daily

Annika Harris | October 10, 2008 - 8:00 pm

Chastity Belts For Massage Therapists

Masseuses in Indonesia’s East Java province have been asked by the local government to wear a lock on their pants in an attempt to curb prostitution. Aren’t you curious who…

Catherine Strawn | April 10, 2008 - 5:00 pm