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Mary Carey Returns To Porn In Celebrity Rehab Spoof

Mary Carey, born Mary Ellen Cook, went on “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” to quit her addiction to drugs and alcohol. While she was there, Dr. Drew Pinsky encouraged her to give up her porn career because, he felt, the lifestyle was a threat to her recovery, especially since, he believed, she was a sex addict, too. He wanted her to go back to who she really was — Mary Ellen — and create a new life for herself. It lasted for awhile, but Mary Carey is back to porn in a new movie: “Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw.” How does the doc feel about being the inspiration for her return to porn? His tweet on the matter after the jump. Keep reading »

Daniel Baldwin: Black Eyed Please

Porn star Mary Carey has been trying to clean up her act in Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab on VH1. The lovable blonde cutie has been successfully searching for a way to feel like her sexy self while staying sober. Honest and adorable, Miss Mary has made her way into our heart. Unfortunately, the hanger-on/genetic mutation that is Daniel Baldwin disrespected the lady, sending her dirty texts and pictures of his “manhood” and then harassed her to do the same while in the rehab facility. Worse yet, Daniel Baldwin is married with a baby on the way. Yuck, just thinking about him makes us want to spray some disinfectant! Although, after episode five he left the center to seemingly flee punishment for his actions, but it looks like he finally got what was coming to him. Mary Carey and the pregnant Mrs. Baldwin have been talking on the phone and Daniel was just spotted sporting quite the shiner. Whether the black eye is from his wife, Mary Carey, or any other women he’s insulted, it is well-deserved. So if you see Daniel Baldwin, feel free to do your part. We here at The Frisky recommend using the hand with the most rings. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Goodie of the Day: Mary Carey’s Fun Bags

Porn star, Presidential candidate, and Celebrity Rehab star Mary Carey is auctioning off her old breast implants on eBay calling them “The best stocking stuffer of all time!” Clearly she’s never seen the Christmas beer coozey our grandma knitted for us in 1995. In any case, this for sale silicone isn’t just for fun and games — a portion of the winning bid (currently at $510) will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Now those are some plastic titties we’d pay for! [eBay] Keep reading »

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