Posts tagged "mary carey"

Mary Carey Returns To Porn In Celebrity Rehab Spoof

Mary Carey, born Mary Ellen Cook, went on “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” to quit her addiction to drugs and alcohol. While she was there, Dr. Drew Pinsky encouraged her to give up her porn career because, he felt, the lifestyle was a threat to her recovery, especially since, he believed, she was a sex…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 21, 2009

Daniel Baldwin: Black Eyed Please

Porn star Mary Carey has been trying to clean up her act in Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab on VH1. The lovable blonde cutie has been successfully searching for a way to feel like her sexy self while staying sober. Honest and adorable, Miss Mary has made her way into our heart. Unfortunately, the hanger-on/genetic mutatio…

By: Simcha / February 20, 2008

Goodie of the Day: Mary Carey’s Fun Bags

Porn star, Presidential candidate, and Celebrity Rehab star Mary Carey is auctioning off her old breast implants on eBay calling them “The best stocking stuffer of all time!” Clearly she’s never seen the Christmas beer coozey our grandma knitted for us in 1995. In any case, this for sale silicone isn’t just for fun and…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007