martin sheen

Celebs

I mean, it’s probably not about him, right? READ MORE »


Entertainment

Michigan Supreme Court candidate Bridget Mary McCormack has the campaign ad to trump all campaign ads: her sister Mary McCormack was on “The West Wing” and pulled some strings to get the cast together and film this amazing four-minute long Aaron Sorkin-style ad. All my old favorites are back — Donna! CJ! Josh! — and… READ MORE »


Celebs

Tiger Woods is reportedly dating a 22-year-old blonde named Alyse Lahti Johnston. She’s the daughter of St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti and step-daughter of a big whig at IMG, the agency that represents the horny golfer. Alyse Johnston was busted for a DUI last year, but when she’s not posing for mug shots,… READ MORE »


Celebs

Charlie Sheen’s family is discreetly discussing gaining conservatorship of him, a source tells Radar. It wouldn’t be a bad idea: President Bartlett would totally veto a house filled with coke and strippers. [Radar Online]
Friends say Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting a boy and a girl. God help those children and the… READ MORE »


News

Paris Hilton is getting advice from Martin Sheen about being president. [Funny or Die]
A virgin in London celebrated her 105th birthday this week. “People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no,” said Clara Meadmore. “I have just never been interested in sex. [AFP] … READ MORE »