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Martha Stewart Doesn’t Know What A Dildo Is, Let Alone How To Clean It

Martha Stewart, the original domestic diva, did an Ask Me Anything Q&A on Reddit today, fielding questions about homemaking, cleaning, etiquette, cooking and her personal life. As you might expect, the always gracious but opinionated Martha took a hard stance against such things as tattoos (“I would not EVER, EVER deface my body with tattoos”), online dating (“Old news”) and truffle oil (“It is ruinous of most recipes”), but evaded answering questions about her past, specifically her time in prison. She did, however, answer one fan’s request for sex advice. Keep reading »

You’ll Never Guess Martha Stewart’s Celebrity Crush

Martha Stewart's Celebrity Crush

“I have lots of crushes, I love having crushes. But lately I think it’s Christian Bale. I just watched ‘American Psycho,’ where he looks really good. And then I watched his new movie, ‘American Hustle,’ where he looks really bad. He had to get a potbelly for ‘American Hustle,’ so that would have been a good time for him to eat at my house … I don’t think eating is exactly what I want to do with Christian Bale.”

– Martha Stewart revealed her celeb crush during a recent appearance on “Today,” and apparently the Queen of Domesticity wants to do dirty things with Patrick Bateman himself! Didn’t see that one coming, did you? Martha is slowly becoming America’s bawdy great aunt, and I am so into it. [Huffington Post]

Martha Stewart Gives Gwyneth Paltrow A Very Half-Hearted Stamp Of Approval

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“I haven’t eaten at Gwyneth’s house, and I have never seen how she lives. But, if she’s authentic, all the better – and I certainly hope she is. She really wants to be part of the lifestyle business. She’s a charming, pretty person who has a feeling for lifestyle. She wants to be a lifestyle arbiter – fine. Good.”

Um, I love how Martha Stewart is totally throwing shade at Gwyneth Paltrow while seemingly endorsing the actress’s desire to be a lifestyle guru. “I haven’t eaten at [her] house” or “seen how she lives” and Martha’s “hope” that GP is “authentic” imply, to me at least, that she sort of doubts how legit Gwynnie is about her GOOP lifestyle. Maybe I’m reading between the lines too much, but it seems to me like Martha is reminding Gwyneth — who has been called “the new Martha Stewart” — that she was the first snooty blonde lifestyle guru on the block. Oh wait, she said just (almost) that. ”I think I started this whole category of lifestyle,” Martha told Bloomberg News, leaving out the snooty blonde part. And don’t you forget it, Gwyneth. [People]

Martha Stewart Is Still Waiting For Apple To Come Pick Up Her Broken iPad

What a normal person drops their iPad and the screen shatters, they yell curse words and haul their ass to a Genius Bar to beg for help. When Martha Stewart drops her iPad and the screen shatters, she Tweets about it and waits for Apple to come to her house to pick it up. And she waits. And she Tweets. And she waits. And she Tweets. And she waits… [Defamer]

Martha Stewart Accused Of Affair With Hamptons Contractor Ben Krupinski

Martha Stewart affair Ben Krupinski

Martha Stewart is the queen of home decor — but one angry child says Martha is also a homewrecker. Page Six reports that former model Laura Krupinski, 47, the daughter of East Hampton contractor-to-the-stars Ben Krupinski, claims Martha and her father carried on an affair behind her mother’s back. Keep reading »

Of Course Martha Stewart Knows How To Roll A Joint

Of Course Martha Stewart Knows How To Roll A Joint

Martha Stewart gave an interview to Andy Cohen Wednesday, June 12, for his “Watch What Happens Live” series. In the interview at the 92nd Street Y, she told a great story about “sloppy joints” and eventually flat-out said, “Of course I know how to roll a joint.” Read more on Huffington Post…

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