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“Whatever, Martha”: Stewart’s Daughter Crafts Jokes About Her Mom

SimchaSeptember 17, 2009 //


Martha Stewart has a sense of humor. Can you believe it?! She lets her daughter and her daughter’s bestie make fun of her daytime show on their own show, “Whatever, Martha.” The pair of pals watch the craft-tastic episodes and crack jokes like they’re the Patsy and Edina of homemaking. Instead of uppers and champagne, these gals’ favorite pill is control freak Martha. While they’re in their second season, I just saw this sarcastic television gem on the Fine Living channel last week and now I’m totes addicted to their hilarious heckling! Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Goth Martha Stewart Scares The Bejeezus Out Of Us

Jessica WakemanSeptember 11, 2009 //

The cover of Martha Stewart Halloween magazine is ghoulish all right. The pink-ish eye makeup and purple lipstick are way goth. Cleary, Martha peeped our 8 Starlets Who’ve Gone Goth slideshow and wanted to join in! [BUST Magazine] Keep reading »

Jury Duty: Avoid Being A Courtroom Fashion Victim

Christie SchnurrJune 13, 2009 //

Do you swear to tell the truth, avoid neon colors, and not wear sunglasses as headbands, so help you God? In a courthouse, there is a legal oath as well as a fashion oath. Few people would repeat [Michael Jackson’s pajama-clad court appearance faux pas, but many overlook the less obvious style no-no’s in a courtroom. Whether you’re in the jury box, testifying, or, heaven forbid, the defendant, there are certain rules everyone should follow in front of the (fashion) judge. Keep reading »

Snitch Saved Martha Stewart In Prison

Annika HarrisJanuary 7, 2009 //

A former prison inmate who was incarcerated at the same time as Martha Stewart said she saved the businesswoman’s life while they were locked up. Stewart was released from Alderson Federal Prison in 2005, so why is former inmate Lisa Guarino revealing this now? Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Martha Stewart Likes A Long Wiener

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 26, 2008 //

“For those of you who don’t think length matters, I disagree.” – Martha Stewart, holding a 15-ft.-long hot dog, on an episode of her TV show.

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Martha Stewart Must Stay On This Side Of The Pond

Catherine StrawnJune 20, 2008 //

Despite being, well, Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart has been denied a visa by British authorities because of her criminal convictions. “Martha loves England and hopes this can be resolved and that she will be able to visit soon,” a spokesperson for Martha told Britain’s Telegraph newspaper. Until then, she’ll have to stick to visiting the estates of Henry and Edsel Ford in Dearborn, MI. [Sydney Morning Herald, The Martha Blog] Keep reading »

Beauty Pageant Behind Bars

SimchaMarch 12, 2008 //

Being sent to the bleak women’s prison UF-91/9 in Siberia doesn’t exactly sound as elegant as Martha Stewart’s Camp Cupcake. But once a year, at their annual “Miss Spring” Beauty Pageant, the women put on more girlie trimmings than even one of the TV homemaker’s creations. What started with a dress made from scraps of kitchen trash bags has become a glamorous fashion show with a few outfits per contestant. At this female-run pageant you won’t find a swimsuit competition, but there are three creative categories based on Greek myths, flowers, and futuristic prison uniforms. The convicted, uh, cuties, who are serving time for everything from possession of narcotics to murder, compete for the title, which comes with quite a prize: a chance at early parole. But win or lose, there are fringe benefits for everyone since the local TV channel and the BBC air the Miss Gulag Pageant to showcase the prisoners during prime time. [BBC] Keep reading »

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