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Martha Stewart Doesn’t Know What A Dildo Is, Let Alone How To Clean It

Martha Stewart, the original domestic diva, did an Ask Me Anything Q&A on Reddit today, fielding questions about homemaking, cleaning, etiquette, cooking and her personal life. As you might expect, the always gracious but opinionated Martha took a hard stance against such things as tattoos (“I would not EVER, EVER deface my body with tattoos”), online dating (“Old news”) and truffle oil (“It is ruinous of most recipes”), but evaded answering questions about her past, specifically her time in prison. She did, however, answer one fan’s request for sex advice. Keep reading »

You’ll Never Guess Martha Stewart’s Celebrity Crush

Martha Stewart's Celebrity Crush

“I have lots of crushes, I love having crushes. But lately I think it’s Christian Bale. I just watched ‘American Psycho,’ where he looks really good. And then I watched his new movie, ‘American Hustle,’ where he looks really bad. He had to get a potbelly for ‘American Hustle,’ so that would have been a good time for him to eat at my house … I don’t think eating is exactly what I want to do with Christian Bale.”

– Martha Stewart revealed her celeb crush during a recent appearance on “Today,” and apparently the Queen of Domesticity wants to do dirty things with Patrick Bateman himself! Didn’t see that one coming, did you? Martha is slowly becoming America’s bawdy great aunt, and I am so into it. [Huffington Post]

Martha Stewart Gives Gwyneth Paltrow A Very Half-Hearted Stamp Of Approval

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“I haven’t eaten at Gwyneth’s house, and I have never seen how she lives. But, if she’s authentic, all the better – and I certainly hope she is. She really wants to be part of the lifestyle business. She’s a charming, pretty person who has a feeling for lifestyle. She wants to be a lifestyle arbiter – fine. Good.”

Um, I love how Martha Stewart is totally throwing shade at Gwyneth Paltrow while seemingly endorsing the actress’s desire to be a lifestyle guru. “I haven’t eaten at [her] house” or “seen how she lives” and Martha’s “hope” that GP is “authentic” imply, to me at least, that she sort of doubts how legit Gwynnie is about her GOOP lifestyle. Maybe I’m reading between the lines too much, but it seems to me like Martha is reminding Gwyneth — who has been called “the new Martha Stewart” — that she was the first snooty blonde lifestyle guru on the block. Oh wait, she said just (almost) that. ”I think I started this whole category of lifestyle,” Martha told Bloomberg News, leaving out the snooty blonde part. And don’t you forget it, Gwyneth. [People]

Martha Stewart Is Still Waiting For Apple To Come Pick Up Her Broken iPad

What a normal person drops their iPad and the screen shatters, they yell curse words and haul their ass to a Genius Bar to beg for help. When Martha Stewart drops her iPad and the screen shatters, she Tweets about it and waits for Apple to come to her house to pick it up. And she waits. And she Tweets. And she waits. And she Tweets. And she waits… [Defamer]

Martha Stewart Accused Of Affair With Hamptons Contractor Ben Krupinski

Martha Stewart affair Ben Krupinski

Martha Stewart is the queen of home decor — but one angry child says Martha is also a homewrecker. Page Six reports that former model Laura Krupinski, 47, the daughter of East Hampton contractor-to-the-stars Ben Krupinski, claims Martha and her father carried on an affair behind her mother’s back. Keep reading »

Of Course Martha Stewart Knows How To Roll A Joint

Of Course Martha Stewart Knows How To Roll A Joint

Martha Stewart gave an interview to Andy Cohen Wednesday, June 12, for his “Watch What Happens Live” series. In the interview at the 92nd Street Y, she told a great story about “sloppy joints” and eventually flat-out said, “Of course I know how to roll a joint.” Read more on Huffington Post…

Today’s Inspiration: I Want To Be Martha Stewart’s 1960s Modeling Career

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Martha Stewart. She bites kittens, bakes with Snoop Dogg, and can craft the bejeesus out of just about everything. Last week, she was on “The Today Show” to talk about online dating and trying and find a new boyfriend. Martha loves dating! Oh, Martha!

With that in mind, it seemed like a fine time to post this photo of Martha from her 1960s modeling days — all blown out hair, pensive stares and hanging with farm animals. I’m going to make this happen in 2013. Especially the cow part. [Business Insider]

Martha Stewart Considered Joining Match.com, Realized Online Dating Was Impossible

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“I had a longtime boyfriend … That ended a couple years ago. And I haven’t found the next Mr. Right … I started to laugh halfway down the page [when filling out my Match.com profile], … It was, like, impossible …I want to do my real thing… I love dating.”

– Martha Stewart complained to “Today’”s Matt Lauer about online dating. Join the club, Martha. We all get to that place when filling out our online profiles and then we breathe through it because the option of spending eternity alone seems even worse. Way to give us hope, Martha. [US Weekly]

Martha Stewart Talks To “The Today Show” About Baking With Snoop Dogg

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Martha & Snoop Are BFFs!

Let’s play Two Truths and a Lie. Better yet, let’s play it with Martha Stewart! Martha will go first. Okay, so: she’s friends with Snoop Dogg, she does yoga every day, and she’s a terrible, terrible boss. Do you know which one is the lie? (It’s the last one. According to Martha, of course.) She actually is friends with Snoop Dogg! They bake brownies together. Do you know what kind of brownies? Here, let Martha tell you herself. Try not to cringe when Natalie Morales refers to the rapper/actor/icon/Lion as “the Snoop.” Who does that? [BuzzFeed]

Weekend Project: DIY Sequin Cocktail Rings

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At this point, New Year’s Eve could probably just be renamed “National Sequin Day,” and I, for one, have no problem with that. If you’re in the mood to get crafty this weekend and want to add some extra sparkle to your NYE outfit, check out these awesome cocktail rings made from wooden beads and sequin strings. For best results, pair your new sparkly jewelry with a sparkly dress and sparkling wine. [Martha Stewart]

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