President Obama says we’ll be on Mars by 2030 after mocking Leonardo DiCaprio’s planned trip
Like everyone else fed up with the presidential election, President Obama has turned his attention to escaping.
Goodbye cruel world — Leonardo DiCaprio is planning a trip to Mars
If 20-year-old models are ever discovered on Mars, we’ll lose him forever.
A Delicious Flower Was Just Grown In Space
Astronauts aboard the International Space Station have successfully grown their very first flower, and it is orange and sunny and edible and blooming with the vitality of Science!
NASA Has Started A Year-Long Isolation Program In A Dome To Simulate Life On Mars
Since the Earth is slowly dying because human beings are garbage monsters, scientists have decided it’s time to try and move to Mars.
In preparation for this, they…
Why Die On Mars When You Could Live In South Dakota?
Why die on Mars, when you could live in South Dakota? That’s the question South Dakota’s Governor’s Office of Economic Development is aiming to answer in what I can honestly…
Maggie Lieu Wants To Be First Woman To Give Birth On Mars
Humans have yet to set foot on Mars, but one British woman already wants to be the first to give birth on the red planet. Maggie Lieu, 24, is an…
Mars Reality Show Update: More Than 200,000 People Have Applied For A One-Way Ticket To The Red Planet
Back in April, we told you about an intergalactic reality show in the works called called “Mars One,” which will give a few lucky cast members/astronauts a one-way ticket to the…
Reality Show Offers Participants A One-Way Ticket To Mars (Yes, Really)
Most reality shows can only offer their participants free booze and a fleeting chance at fame, but a new reality show called “Mars One” is upping the ante in a…
The 9 Craziest Sex Headlines Of 2010
In 2009, there were a lot of random and hilarious sex accidents. But pfft, that was nuthin’! As it turns out, in 2010, people didn’t get less freaky deaky. In…