mars

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Astronauts aboard the International Space Station have successfully grown their very first flower, and it is orange and sunny and edible and blooming with the vitality of Science! READ MORE »


News

Since the Earth is slowly dying because human beings are garbage monsters, scientists have decided it’s time to try and move to Mars.

In preparation for this, they have started a year-long project to simulate life on Mars so that we can all be ready to move there ASAP.

Despite scientific… READ MORE »


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After watching 0f 956 Martian sunsets, the Curiosity Mars rover at last took its first color photo of one. Over the course of about seven minutes, the rover captured the kind of lovely sunset you’d be lucky to catch on a first date. Because of particles in the planet’s atmosphere, Martians would be treated to an… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Why die on Mars, when you could live in South Dakota? That’s the question South Dakota’s Governor’s Office of Economic Development is aiming to answer in what I can honestly say is the most delightful little video I have ever seen in my entire godforsaken life.

As the newly released 30-second spot astutely points… READ MORE »


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Humans have yet to set foot on Mars, but one British woman already wants to be the first to give birth on the red planet. Maggie Lieu, 24, is an astrophysics Ph. D. candidate at Birmingham University. She is also one of 600 people being considered for the  Mars One project, which hopes to set… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Back in April, we told you about an intergalactic reality show in the works called called “Mars One,” which will give a few lucky cast members/astronauts a one-way ticket to the red planet. Yes, as in going to Mars never to return again. And f that weren’t enough, the whole process will be captured on film… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Most reality shows can only offer their participants free booze and a fleeting chance at fame, but a new reality show called “Mars One” is upping the ante in a big, big way: they’re offering their cast a one-way ticket to Mars. Yes, really. A Dutch company is now accepting applications for aspiring astronauts/reality TV… READ MORE »


News

Those badasses at NASA landed the rover Curiosity on Mars late last night/early this morning. Here’s its little wheel touching down. [CNN] … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

In 2009, there were a lot of random and hilarious sex accidents. But pfft, that was nuthin’! As it turns out, in 2010, people didn’t get less freaky deaky. In fact, the headlines got even more out of control. So, if you thought you had a whack year, keep reading … … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Astronauts like to experiment. And recently there’s been push at NASA to start researching sex without gravity — everything from pregnancy to the pill’s potency to the effects of effing with low blood pressure. Now, you can’t tell me that astronauts haven’t at least played with their own equipment, but with a three year mission… READ MORE »