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Celebs

Congratulations to Behati and that [REDACTED] Adam Levine!!!! READ MORE »


Celebs

One moment he’s just onstage chilling by himself, and the next she just APPEARS out of thin air. READ MORE »


Celebs

Literally equating women’s bodies with dead slabs of meat: A+
Frequency of camera angles reducing women’s bodies to parts-without-heads/brains/faces: A
Patrick Bateman resemblance: B+/A- READ MORE »


Celebs

Who would’ve thought a rock song about handies would include such awesome riffs? And who knew there were so many creative lyrics about them? Before Jonah Hill became the star of “Superbad,” he was music producer “Slick Rubin” in this several-years-old Maroon 5 video. (How young does Adam Levine look here?) The skit is pretty hilarious,… READ MORE »


Celebs

Yesterday was the best day of my life. Want to know why? Because I discovered this video mashup of Celine Dion singing “All By Myself” with a screaming goat. I’d seen the Taylor Swift goat music video that Julie posted last week, and loved it (obviously!), but goats and Celine Dion are literally my two… READ MORE »


Celebs

Say what you will about him, but Adam Levine has always given me a crippling case of the skeeves. I know I am in the minority because even my mom thinks he’s sexy, and her idea of a sex symbol is, like, Gregory Peck. Also, he totally serial-dates Victoria’s Secret models with a rapidity rivaled… READ MORE »


Celebs

“I’ve always felt a little misrepresented in the world. I felt like people only knew me as a singer who dated pretty girls. A little bit of a bimbo. Maybe I was kind of a bimbo … I was the dude that was naked all the time with girls, and that’s fine, no problem with… READ MORE »


Celebs

Jason Segel wooed female fans at the Maroon 5 concert in Los Angeles this weekend. I really wish he would stop giving out his number at concerts. He can use his celebrity status to make love to me, a disease-free woman. But please, don’t tell Simcha I said that because Jason is her… READ MORE »


News

MUSIC
Common Universal Mind Control
The Grammy Award-winning rapper has just released another rad set of rhymes. Produced by the legendary Neptunes and Kanye West, the disc also features cameos from Cee-lo. But even without all the big names to throw around, this record could be summed up in one word: HOT.
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Guys

Maroon 5’s leading man and tattooed tribe member, Adam Levine, may be taking a break from touring, but he can’t stop the beat. He was spotted grooving on the mic at LA’s karaoke hot spot, Brass Monkey. What song does the sexy singer have in his heart? Marvin Gaye’s panty dropping masterpiece, Let’s Get ItREAD MORE »