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Please Enjoy Jonah Hill & Maroon 5 Singing This Awesomely Bad Song About Handjobs

Handjobs, Handjobs, Handjobs

Who would’ve thought a rock song about handies would include such awesome riffs? And who knew there were so many creative lyrics about them?┬áBefore Jonah Hill became the star of “Superbad,” he was music producer “Slick Rubin” in this several-years-old Maroon 5 video. (How young does Adam Levine look here?) The skit is pretty hilarious, but the song itself is surprisingly fun to listen to. Something tells me that if Jonah actually wrote lyrics for the band, we’d be hearing something a bit more creative on the radio these days … if it wasn’t bleeped out. [Gawker]

The 10 Best Screaming Goat Music Videos

Goats Yelling Like Humans
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I'm A Celine Dion Superfan
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Pig Rescues Drowning Goat!
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"All by my gooooooaaaat!"

Yesterday was the best day of my life. Want to know why? Because I discovered this video mashup of Celine Dion singing “All By Myself” with a screaming goat. I’d seen the Taylor Swift goat music video that Julie posted last week, and loved it (obviously!), but goats and Celine Dion are literally my two favorite things. Seeing them together in one video made me laugh, and cry, and push play over and over for about an hour. And guess what? There are so many more goat music videos where this one came from! After the jump, check out nine more hilarious examples… Keep reading »

Adam Levine Launches Eponymous Fragrance Line, Boldly Compares Himself To Tom Ford

Celeb Fragrances
One Tiny Hand
Eau de George Clooney? Here's 10 strange celeb fragrances. Read More »
Adam Pulls Out
Adam Levine advocates (I think?) the pull-out method of birth control. Read More »
J. Love Wants Adam!
The actress sets her sights on the Maroon 5 frontman. Read More »

Say what you will about him, but Adam Levine has always given me a crippling case of the skeeves. I know I am in the minority because even my mom thinks he’s sexy, and her idea of a sex symbol is, like, Gregory Peck. Also, he totally serial-dates Victoria’s Secret models with a rapidity rivaled only by Leonardo DiCaprio, so what in the world is wrong with me that every time I land on “The Voice” while channel-surfing, or hear him crooning “Payphone” on the radio, my visceral reaction is to reach for the hand sanitizer?

Anyway, here’s what’s weird: the Maroon 5 frontman is breaking into the fragrance biz for the first time, and it seems to me like Adam is feeling out a new frontier, not just “another bullshit celebrity fragrance.” In fact, he told WWD that he “wanted to do something understated and elegant,” like Tom Ford would do. Adam Levine dropped Tom Ford’s name in reference to his own eponymous line of fragrances. Color me attentive, because that takes balls. The “masterbrand,” which includes both men’s and women’s fragrances, launches at Macy’s this month, and for what it’s worth, the bottles look like microphones. Will you be taking a whiff of Adam’s “woody floral” women’s scent any time soon? [Us Magazine]

Adam Levine Calls Himself A “Promiscuous Bimbo”

Adam Pulls Out
Adam Levine advocates (I think?) the pull-out method of birth control. Read More »
J. Love Wants Adam!
The actress sets her sights on the Maroon 5 frontman. Read More »
Celebs Talk Oral Sex
Eight celebs blabbing about their oral skills. Read More »

“I’ve always felt a little misrepresented in the world. I felt like people only knew me as a singer who dated pretty girls. A little bit of a bimbo. Maybe I was kind of a bimbo … I was the dude that was naked all the time with girls, and that’s fine, no problem with that. … There are two kinds of men. There are men who are fucking misogynist pigs, and then there are men who really love women, who think they’re the most amazing people in the world. And that’s me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much.”

– I’m glad to hear that Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is not a “fucking misogynist pig.” I’m also glad to hear that loving the opposite sex is a socially legit reason for promiscuity. Next time some commenters give The Frisky bloggers grief for slutting it up, I’m just going to tell them, “You don’t understand. We want to sleep with a lot of men because we love them so much!

(P.S. A little birdie in our office who knows Adam says he’s not a bimbo at all, but “savvy, talented and hardworking.” So there you go.) [Details]

Jason Segel Makes Sweet, Sweet Music

Jason Segel wooed female fans at the Maroon 5 concert in Los Angeles this weekend. I really wish he would stop giving out his number at concerts. He can use his celebrity status to make love to me, a disease-free woman. But please, don’t tell Simcha I said that because Jason is her dream celebrity boyfriend, too. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week Of December 9th 2008

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  • Common Universal Mind Control
    The Grammy Award-winning rapper has just released another rad set of rhymes. Produced by the legendary Neptunes and Kanye West, the disc also features cameos from Cee-lo. But even without all the big names to throw around, this record could be summed up in one word: HOT.
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