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Facebook Employees Are Replacing “Black Lives Matter” Slogans With “All Lives Matter” At Company Headquarters

Facebook’s famous signature wall has become another battleground for diversity in tech. More »


Mark Zuckerberg’s 2016 Challenge: Build A.I. Butler For His Home

Mark Zuckerberg has set himself a tough challenge for 2016: Create an electronic butler to make Mark Zuckerberg’s life easier. The Facebook founder says he plans to “build a simple AI to run my home and help me with my work,” which he likens to Jarvis in Iron Man. “I’m going to start by exploring… More »


Mark Zuckerberg Plans To Build Robot To Take Care Of Newborn And House

Of his ambitious New Years goal, Zuckerberg said: “My personal challenge for 2016 is to build a simple AI to run my home and help me with my work. You can think of it kind of like Jarvis in Iron Man.” More »


Mark Zuckerberg Is OK With Diaper Duty In Shocking Photo Of A CEO Being A Parent

Well look at that! A male CEO is actually taking care of a live human baby!!!

In weird non-news that feels pretty forced, Mark Zuckerberg posted a photo of him changing his daughter’s diaper on his Facebook page. He even captioned his photo “One more down, thousands to go.” Good lord, Papa Zuck. More »


Facebook Announces Four Months Paid Parental Leave For All Employees

Facebook CEO and Zillionaire, Mark Zuckerberg, recently got a lot of flack for announcing he was taking a whopping two months of paternity leave to help care for his baby with wife Priscilla Chan.

The outcry was due to the fact that the rest of Facebook’s employees were not guaranteed that time -… More »


Mark Zuckerberg Will Kill Candy Crush Invites Even If It Kills Him In The Process

Soon your relationship with these monsters will be private, just as it should be. More »


Clock-Making Student Ahmed Mohamed Invited To The White House By POTUS Himself

Man, Ahmed Mohamed sure is having a wild week. On Monday, the Texas ninth grader was interrogated and then arrested for building an electronic clock from scratch that his dumbfuck teachers, the principal and the police decided resembled a bomb. A lot has happened since our post about this situation this morning, so I’ve put together… More »


Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg and Wife Priscilla Chan Expecting First Child

Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan are expecting their first child according to a post on his own Facebook page.

The billionaire CEO and philanthropist revealed yesterday that Pricilla’s latest pregnancy was not without its complications, citing three previous miscarriages in the last few years.

Their decision to… More »


We’re Not Alone, Because Mark Zuckerberg Is Also Hella Paranoid About Catching Ebola

There’s being scared about catching Ebola, and then there’s being SO scared about catching Ebola that you literally try and kill it singlehandedly by donating $25 million dollars to stop that shit.

While we all take precautions by washing our hands and not making out with so many strangers (and things of that… More »


Shirtless Mark Zuckerberg Photo Is Posted Online

This shirtless Mark Zuckerberg photo, posted by a fellow Facebook employee on the site imgur, is oddly compelling for those of us curious what the chest hair on the CEO of Facebook looks like. The pic was removed seconds later but was happily screen-captured for all your nerd-boy lusting needs. [TMZ]
Here are… More »


Morning Quickies: Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Married!

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg married his longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan this weekend at their Palo Alto, California home. One hundred guests thought they were arriving for a party to celebrate Chan’s graduation, but actually attended a wedding which had been secretly planned for months! [The FW]
Bee Gees singer Robin Gibb died this… More »


Facebook Pulls Some (But Not All) Rape Jokes

On November 2, feminist activists organized together to protest Facebook’s refusal to remove pages that contained jokes about rape and violence against women from their site. Facebook’s Terms of Service bans language that is “hateful, threatening,” or contains “graphic or gratuitous violence” — which you will quickly find out if you make a “joke” about,… More »


Happy Passover From The Matzoh People

The leader of the Matzoh People’s tribe, Matzohckerberg, told me to wish all the Jews out there a very happy Pesach and requested that I post such sentiments on Facebook. [Buzzfeed] … More »


Jesse Eisenberg And Mark Zuckerberg Come Face-To-Face On “SNL”

Ahh, “Saturday Night Live.” Thank you for making our interwebian dreams come true. On Saturday’s episode, Jesse Eisenberg of “The Social Network” hosted and in his opening monologue, shared with us his knowledge of the menstrual cycle. Soon after, he was joined on stage by (Andy Samberg and) Mark Zuckerberg, the Facebook creator… More »


The Top 10 Gifts Facebook Has Given Us

This weekend, “The Social Network,” a scripted movie about Facebook’s origins, opens nationwide. In honor of this momentous-ish occasion, we’ll be re-running some of our Facebook-related content that you might have missed, illustrating the good, bad, and ugly things the social networking site has brought into our previously status update-free lives. The piece below originallyMore »


Is The Facebook Movie Supposed To Be A Horror Film!?

Who knew “The Social Network” was supposed to be a horror flick? The Facebook movie trailer makes CEO Mark Zuckerberg look like Lucifer himself! Guess life as a entrepreneurial billionaire isn’t all poking and Farmville. [YouTube] … More »


Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Founding Fathers Of Social Networking Sites

Where would we be without social networking sites? We’d never know that the cheerleader who made fun of us in high school got fat, or that the boy who pulled our pigtails in elementary school got married to the girl who gave our boyfriend chlamydia in college. You’d have no idea that the world was… More »


“The Appallingly Sexist Origins of Facebook” Neither Appalling Nor Particularly Sexist

Come on, Double X, you’re just baiting us: With a headline like “The Appallingly Sexist Origins of Facebook,” we were expecting to be served some juicy dish that made Mark Zuckerberg, the 25-year-old founder of Facebook, look like a pig.

But Double X pulled snippets of purported douchebaggery from The Accidental Billionaires, an… More »


Facebook: The Movie?

First we heard that a Facebook status message was going to be turned into a movie. Now, a fictional documentary about Facebook itself is in the works. While it sounds like a snooze fest to us, apparently Columbia Pictures digs the idea and is working to bring the biopic about Mark Zuckerberg and his social… More »