Posts tagged "mark zuckerberg"

Mark Zuckerberg Will Kill Candy Crush Invites Even If It Kills Him In The Process

Soon your relationship with these monsters will be private, just as it should be. …

Megan Reynolds | October 29, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Clock-Making Student Ahmed Mohamed Invited To The White House By POTUS Himself

Man, Ahmed Mohamed sure is having a wild week. On Monday, the Texas ninth grader was interrogated and then arrested for building an electronic clock from scratch that his dumbfuck…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 16, 2015 - 6:10 pm

Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg and Wife Priscilla Chan Expecting First Child

Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan are expecting their first child according to a post on his own Facebook page.
The billionaire CEO and philanthropist revealed…

Katrin Higher | August 1, 2015 - 12:00 pm

We’re Not Alone, Because Mark Zuckerberg Is Also Hella Paranoid About Catching Ebola

There’s being scared about catching Ebola, and then there’s being SO scared about catching Ebola that you literally try and kill it singlehandedly by donating $25 million dollars to stop…

Katie Oldenburg | October 14, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Shirtless Mark Zuckerberg Photo Is Posted Online

This shirtless Mark Zuckerberg photo, posted by a fellow Facebook employee on the site imgur, is oddly compelling for those of us curious what the chest hair on the…

Jessica Wakeman | August 10, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Morning Quickies: Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Married!

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg married his longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan this weekend at their Palo Alto, California home. One hundred guests thought they were arriving for a party to…

Jessica Wakeman | May 21, 2012 - 10:20 am

Facebook Pulls Some (But Not All) Rape Jokes

On November 2, feminist activists organized together to protest Facebook’s refusal to remove pages that contained jokes about rape and violence against women from their site. Facebook’s Terms of Service…

Jessica Wakeman | November 10, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Happy Passover From The Matzoh People

The leader of the Matzoh People’s tribe, Matzohckerberg, told me to wish all the Jews out there a very happy Pesach and requested that I post such sentiments on Facebook.

Ami Angelowicz | April 19, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Jesse Eisenberg And Mark Zuckerberg Come Face-To-Face On “SNL”

Ahh, “Saturday Night Live.” Thank you for making our interwebian dreams come true. On Saturday’s episode, Jesse Eisenberg of “The Social Network” hosted and in his opening monologue,…

Kate Torgovnick/ | January 31, 2011 - 11:40 am

The Top 10 Gifts Facebook Has Given Us

This weekend, “The Social Network,” a scripted movie about Facebook’s origins, opens nationwide. In honor of this momentous-ish occasion, we’ll be re-running some of our Facebook-related content that you might

Wendy Atterberry | October 2, 2010 - 3:00 pm

Is The Facebook Movie Supposed To Be A Horror Film!?

Who knew “The Social Network” was supposed to be a horror flick? The Facebook movie trailer makes CEO Mark Zuckerberg look like Lucifer himself! Guess life as a entrepreneurial…

Jessica Wakeman | June 28, 2010 - 2:40 pm

Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Founding Fathers Of Social Networking Sites

Where would we be without social networking sites? We’d never know that the cheerleader who made fun of us in high school got fat, or that the boy who pulled…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 5, 2009 - 3:10 pm

“The Appallingly Sexist Origins of Facebook” Neither Appalling Nor Particularly Sexist

Come on, Double X, you’re just baiting us: With a headline like “The Appallingly Sexist Origins of Facebook,” we were expecting to be served some juicy dish that made Mark

Jessica Wakeman | July 20, 2009 - 4:10 pm

Facebook: The Movie?

First we heard that a Facebook status message was going to be turned into a movie. Now, a fictional documentary about Facebook itself is in the works. While it sounds…

Justine Fields | June 24, 2009 - 6:40 pm