Today, in d-baggery: Long Island man Mark Schimel is running for state Assemblyman. This wouldn’t a big deal, except that Schimel is running against his estranged wife Michelle (pictured), to whom he’s been married for the last 32 years. Michelle’s held the seat for the last three terms, and is running as a Democrat, so…
Netflix confirmed today that “A Very Murray Christmas” will be streaming this December.
SPOILER ALERT: No matter what happens, WE ALL LOSE.