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Mark Wahlberg Thinks Tom Cruise Should STFU About Acting Being As Difficult As The Military

  • A few weeks ago, Tom Cruise stupidly said that filming movies on location is as difficult as being a soldier in Afghanistan. One star who clearly did not appreciate Tom’s comparison was Mark Wahlberg, who went off about the subject — without naming names — when he was asked about training to play a Navy SEAL in a new movie. “I don’t give a fuck what you did, you don’t do what these guys do,” Marky Mark (sorry) ranted. “If you sit there and say, ‘My job is as difficult as someone in the military,’ how fuckin’ dare you! While you sit in a makeup chair for two hours. I don’t give a shit if you’re getting your ass busted, you get to go home at the end of the day. You get to go to your hotel room, and you get to order your fucking chicken.” Damn straight. [The Stir]
  • Hell. Yes. Jon Gosselin, Taylor Armstrong (from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”) and Farrah Abraham have joined the fourth season cast of my favorite trainwreck of a reality show, “Couples Therapy.” [Celebuzz]
  • Joan Rivers called Jennifer Lawrence “arrogant” after the actress dissed E!’s “Fashion Police” in a recent interview. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

A Very Confused Mark Wahlberg Turned Down “Star Trek”

hough offered a role in the 2009 smash hit space reboot, it turns out Marky Mark didn’t want to be part of J.J. Abram’s funky ”Star Trek” bunch. Why? Well with all that Vulcan-y dialogue and wacky character names like Lieutenant Nyota Uhura, the script was just too blimey confusing for Mark Wahlberg.

During promotions for ”Broken City,” his latest cop-ster flick also featuring Russell Crowe with words simple enough to follow along at a table read, Wahlberg spoke with Total Film about the one that got away … and hinted at his hopes of starring in Abrams’ ”Star Wars: Episode VII.”

“I love J.J. Abrams. I’ve only seen the original ‘Star Wars,’ when I was a kid, but my dad wasn’t really into sci-fi, so I grew up watching Cagney, Steve McQueen, John Garfield, Robert Ryan. Movies like the one I just made, ‘Broken City.’ But I’m interested to see what J.J. did. I remember him asking me to play Captain Kirk’s father in ‘Star Trek,’ and I tried to read the script, and I didn’t understand the words of the dialogue or anything. I said ‘I couldn’t do this. I think you’re really talented, but I couldn’t do it.’” Doh! Read more…

Marky Mark Sings, And It Is Comically Awful

Quick Pic: Marky Mark
Can't Mark Wahlberg get a spray tan in peace? Read More »
'90s Anthems
These '90s songs will cure any bad mood. Read More »
"You got the touch, you got the power!"

On Thursday night, Mark “Funky Bunch” Wahlberg appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” to promote his hundreth new rogue cop gone bad/good movie, “Broken City.” As he was walking in, the house band began playing a track that his character in “Boogie Nights” once sang. And that prompted the “Gonna Make You Sweat” rapper to pick up the mic and try to sing along. The operative word here is “try.” See if you can stomach the whole thing.

Mark Wahlberg Is A Philadelphia Weatherman Now

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Can't Mark Wahlberg get a spray tan in peace? Read More »
Be My BF: Will Ferrell
Old school Will Ferrell is so adorable. Read More »
Zach In A Bathing Suit
You know you want this. Read More »
Marky Mark Does The Weather

My favorite Mark Wahlberg thing ever is when Andy Samberg pretended to be him during a skit called “Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals.” Apparently Mark wasn’t super stoked on it, but this clip of him doing the weather and traffic on “Good Day Philadelphia” gives me hope that he actually has a decent sense of humor. I mean, he knows about hoagies, okay? [People]

Kate Moss Reveals She Had A Nervous Breakdown After Iconic Calvin Klein Ad

Calvin On Kate Moss
He hired her for her "natural, always thin" look. Eek. Read More »
Too Young Models?
Is the problem with too-thin model or too-young girls? Read More »
"Girl Model" Documentary
This movie pulls back the curtain on underage modeling. Read More »

“I had a nervous breakdown when I was 17 or 18, when I had to go and work with Marky Mark. It didn’t feel like me at all. I felt really bad about straddling this buff guy. I didn’t like it. I couldn’t get out of bed for two weeks. I thought I was going to die. I went to the doctor and he said, ‘I’ll give you some Valium.’

It was just anxiety. Nobody takes care of you mentally. There’s a massive pressure to do what you have to do (and) I was really little … I didn’t like it. But it was work, and I had to do it.”

– Kate Moss describes the effects of the photoshoot with Mark Wahlberg that produced an iconic Calvin Klein ad campaign and helped make her one of the highest paid supermodels in the world. I really admire her for being so honest about this, but I’ve gotta say, this quote makes me incredibly sad.  Keep reading »

Can’t Mark Wahlberg Get A Spray Tan In Peace?

Mark Messes Up
Says he would have saved the day on 9/11. Read More »

Hey lady, you missed a spot! Oh sorry, never mind, that’s just Mark Wahlberg’s third nipple. My bad. [Photo: Bauer Griffin]

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