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Seth MacFarlane’s “Ted” Looks Kind Of Amazing

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 6, 2012 //

The restricted trailer for “Ted,” Seth MacFarlane’s feature film directing debut, was released recently and damn, does it look ridiculous. Mark Wahlberg plays John, a man who lives with his childhood teddy bear brought to life, Ted (voiced by MacFarlane). When John falls in love with Lori (Mila Kunis), he’s forced to grow up. That otherwise basic, wacky premise is, of course, told through MacFarlane’s brand of raunchy, offensive humor — Ted smokes from a bong, John rattles off dozens of “white trash names” like lightening, etc. Personally, I can’t wait. 

9 Celebrity Men Adjusting Their Junk

Ami AngelowiczApril 4, 2012 //
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Celebrity Men Adjusting Their Junk
Celebrity Men Adjusting Their Junk
Celebrity Men Adjusting Their Junk
Celebrity Men Adjusting Their Junk
Celebrity Men Adjusting Their Junk
Celebrity Men Adjusting Their Junk
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These sexy celebs spread their legs for the camera. 21 Photos »

When Rihanna touches herself onstage, everyone thinks it’s so sexy. But celebrity guys don’t get the same love when caught with their paws on their packages. These pics of Mark Wahlberg getting up in there surfaced today. Hey, sometimes we all need to rearrange things in the crotch area. I don’t mind watching Marky Marky touch himself, do you? Click through to spy on some more celebrity men adjusting their junk. [Buzzfeeed]

Faceoff: Can Justin Bieber Measure Up To Mark Wahlberg In “Fear”?

Julie GersteinJanuary 23, 2012 //

The 1996 dating-a-hot-psychopath movie “Fear” is a classic if you ask me. [One of my favorite movies of all time. -- Editor] And Marky Mark’s performance as totally crazy boyfriend David McCall is highly memorable — so much so that I made personalized “Nicole 4 Eva” Valentine’s Day cards for my friends last year featuring a shirtless, carved up Marky Mark. Also, how about that roller coaster fingerbanging scene? Teenage sex is so crazy!

Now comes word that teenage dream Justin Bieber is looking to remake The Most Perfect Marky Mark Movie of All Time. Apparently, starring in two episodes of “CSI” and his own concert movie — and having really good hair — aren’t enough for this guy. He wants to ruin “Fear.” But can he really stand up to Marky Mark when it comes to acting chops and abs? We doubt it. But, seriously, tell us: Do you really want to see Justin Bieber try and fingerbang someone? [Movieweb]

Mark Wahlberg Isn’t Into Choking His Own Chicken

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 19, 2012 //
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Says he would have saved the day on 9/11. Read More »
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These 10 celebs aren't ashamed of jerking it. 10 Photos »
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“I don’t get down with jerking off, dude. Look. I don’t believe in everything that the church says. I try to do the right thing. I lead a clean and pure life. I’m a married guy. I have a beautiful wife. Sex is not the most important thing to me, being horny all the time, spanking the — I mean, it’s not against the law. You can do whatever you want. And it’s not like, ‘I shouldn’t do it because of my faith. I’m just not really that into it that much anyway.”

In addition to assuring the masses that had he been on a hijacked 9/11 plane, “it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” Mark Wahlberg wants you to know that he’s not that into jerking off. Thanks for sharing, Mark! Now go back to shoving your foot in your mouth. Read more quotes from Mark’s Men’s Journal interview at the link. [Evil Beet Gossip]

Hot Links: Mark Wahlberg Makes Major 9/11 Gaffe

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 18, 2012 //
  • Mark Wahlberg is in a whole lotta hot water for giving the following quote — about being scheduled to fly on one of the planes that was hijacked on 9/11 — to Men’s Journal: “If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’” Yeah. He has since said the quote was “irresponsible.” Indeed. [The Gloss]
  • Have you missed the sweet sound of Paris Hilton’s music career? Of course you have, but not to worry — she’s working on a new album! [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • People is claiming that Emily Maynard is the new “Bachelorette.” Snooooorrrrreeeee. The only thing that could possibly spice up that scenario is if producers brought Bentley back as one of the guys wooing her. [Starpulse]
  • We talk about about adorable animals here at The Frisky, but Mother Nature is also responsible for some pretty freaky insects. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Mark Wahlberg Worries Taylor Lautner Will Put Him And Leonardo DiCaprio Out Of Business

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comAugust 5, 2011 //

“I am sitting at a table with a gentleman who is better looking than you and is in better shape than me. So, we’re both out of a job, dude. Taylor Lautner! We’re screwed. It’s over, dude. ‘Titanic’ and ‘Boogie Nights’ were a long time ago. I accept it. I had a good run and on to the next.”

—Mark Wahlberg jokes from the podium of the Hollywood Foreign Press luncheon in Beverly Hills about two of his tablemates, Taylor Lautner and Leonardo DiCaprio. Mark, don’t throw in the towel just yet. You and Leonardo have twice the personality and charm that Taylor does, in my humble opinion. Oh, and shouldn’t it be that he’s better looking than you and in better shape than Leo? Just sayin’. [NY Mag] Keep reading »

Mark Wahlberg’s Daughter Is Dating At Age 7

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comFebruary 9, 2011 //

“She gave a boy in her class my cellphone number. He calls me and says, ‘Hey, Mr. Wahlberg, I’m taking your daughter to the movies.’ I’m like, what? Seven years old! I say at least seven more years. He’s seven too and I’m like, ‘Okay, let me talk to your father.’ So me and the father talk. We take them to the movies. They don’t say a word to each other.”

—Mark Wahlberg tells Jay Leno about how his daughter, Ella Ray, is starting to get interested in boys. I want to note that it takes one ballsy second-grader to ask Marky Mark if he can take out his daughter. Also, Mark revealed that he cried at “Toy Story 3″ and “Tangled.” Awww. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Mark Wahlberg Kept His Diggler Peen As A Souvenir

Ami AngelowiczSeptember 21, 2010 //

“I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I’d take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don’t keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance.”

—Mark Wahlberg on stealing his 13-inch-porno peen from the set of “Boogie Nights.” Sigh. We always want what we can’t have. [Starpulse] Keep reading »

Quotable: Mark Wahlberg Regrets Dedicating His Book To His Penis

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comAugust 5, 2010 //

“I thought it would be funny.”

—Mark Wahlberg explains to Time magazine why he chose to dedicate his 1992 memoir, Marky Mark, to his penis. Or maybe he was just having a premonition of things to come in “Boogie Nights”? After the jump, Mark divulges the one thing that would get him to rap again. [via NY Post] Keep reading »

Quotable: Eva Mendes Says Mark Wahlberg Is Hotter In His Calvins Than Kellan Lutz

Annika HarrisJuly 27, 2010 //

“Hell yeah, I would take Mark over any young, new, hot thing! He’s amazing! What’s beautiful about Mark is he’s such an amazing actor, he has really proven himself as a talent. He’s still hot, insanely hot. GOD! He’s got the goods, the talent to back it up, it’s a full thing.”

– Eva Mendes has some very kind words for Mark Wahlberg, her co-star in “The Other Guys.” Do you agree with Eva? Who’s hotter Mark or Kellan Lutz? [Hollywood Life] Keep reading »

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