Lest he get typecast as a beefcake, “actor” and “America’s Best Dance Crew” host Mario Lopez is showing his, uh, feminine side on the new season of “Nip/Tuck.” Reprising his role as plastic surgeon “Dr. Mike Hamoui” on the hit F/X show, Lopez dons a sexy lingerie getup in one scene. Wonder if the outfit has anything to do with his character’s rumored sexual relationship with dangerous hottie Kimber? Head on over to Popbytes to see a preview of season six, which premieres Oct. 14. [Popbytes]

Jimmy Fallon has found a way to get people to care about his late night show—he’s getting the gang from “Saved by the Bell” back together. With Mr. Belding (Dennis Haskins), Fallon made an on-air appeal for a reunion in honor of the 20th anniversary of the teentastic show. [Paste] Wre we really that old? So far, Lisa Turtle (Lark Voorhies) and A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) are in.

Manscaping isn’t just a trend, it’s a bare necessity. While women have been waxing and plucking their eyebrows for ages, gentlemen are finally catching on and it’s become an eye-opening phenomenon. Salons and barbershops across the country are reporting record numbers of guys getting their brows waxed, tweezed, shaped, and shaved. Even Sephora is offering special products to de-unibrow dudes and even enhance their arch—like Gaultier’s $18 Monsieur Groomer gel. But is too much of a good thing, like manscaping, not a good thing at all? 

I hate to be redundant, but when this dude gets picked as the HOTTEST BACHELOR by People, I need to step in and say something, and of course present their very own grotesque pictorial as evidence of just how not hot he is. The magazine photographed Mario posing in various iconic images, including this one, as the blond boy from Blue Lagoon. Total dry heave moment. Luckily, some good will come out of this: Radar put together a slideshow with Mario transplanted into other iconic images. The laughing that ensued helped control my urge to barf.

Admittedly, I was much more of a Zack girl than a Slater girl during my Saved By The Bell-watching days, but I have never understood what the ladies saw in Mario Lopez. And I really don’t get it now. I was flipping through the latest issue of Us Weekly and there is the most frightening photo of him, shirtless, with a throbbing VEIN on his stomach. Is this what people consider sexy?