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Republicans Still Love Trump, Democrats Turn Out For Bernie In March 8 Primaries

Sanders pulled off a surprise win, Rubio’s campaign is a surprising dud. More »


Piss Off The Republican Candidates – Literally – With This ‘Piss Poll’

By this point, the Republican debates and general campaigning involving Donald Trump, Marko Rubio and Ted Cruz, have not only made you want to piss your pants from shock and horror, but you are also probably experiencing chronic diarrhea! But I digress…now you can actually piss your way to freedom from mental torment by peeing… More »


GOP Debate Bullshit Report: Yes, Trump University Was Definitely A YUGE Scam

The night was dark and full of terrors. More »


Trump And Clinton Won Super Tuesday, But No One Else Is Going Anywhere

Meanwhile, Chris Christie stood around looking like he just realized he was really going to miss his soul after signing it away to the Trump campaign. More »


Trump’s Triumph? What To Watch On Super Tuesday

Super Tuesday is upon us—and it could be the day that changes the Republican Party forever. With 11 states holding GOP primaries and caucuses, rival candidates are doing their best to dent Donald Trump, but the party establishment fears that the time when his candidacy could be stopped is already in the past. On the… More »


Ben Carson Asks ‘Can Someone Please Attack Me,’ And Other GOP Debate Highlights

That moment of naked honesty sums up how I feel every time I watch a GOP debate. More »


Marco Rubio’s Recent ‘Town Hall’ Was Just Forty Minutes Of Self-Affirmations

It’s really only befitting to his #Brand that Rubio’s recent “Town Hall”  featured no audience questions, which defeating the whole purpose of a Town Hall. More »


Rubio’s Patriotic Ad Actually Shows Canada

Marco Rubio can’t seem to catch a break. Over the weekend, the Republican contender shared a new ad, “Morning Again,” which appears to be a bleaker play on Ronald Reagan’s 1984 “Morning in America” ad. It opens with a boat passing through a harbor as a narrator says, “It’s morning again in America,” ostensibly setting… More »


Who Will Win The GOP Butt Caucus?

We all know the GOP candidates are asses, but who’s the best ass of them all? More »


Great Moments In Bullshit And General Awfulness From The Seventh GOP Debate

Bullshit abounds in the first Trumpless debate. More »


Great Moments In Utter Bullshit At The Sixth GOP Debate

Syrian refugees, the “death tax” and more bullshittery at the sixth GOP debate. More »


Hillary Clinton Has A Suggestion For GOPers Who Say They “Aren’t Scientists”

Sometimes the most obvious lesson is the hardest to learn. More »


President Marco Rubio Will Stop The Gays From Getting Married

Let’s make sure that does not happen. More »


Marco Rubio Ignores Gun Control, Asks Why We Don’t Have Bomb Control (We Do)

It’s a sad state of affairs when the one Republican presidential candidate who is “smarter” than the rest is actually really really not smart at all.

Marco Rubio slammed the push for gun control in the wake of the San Bernardino attack, erroneously pointing out that the law didn’t keep the suspects from… More »


Here Are Three GOP Hopefuls Practicing Their Very Important Turkey Pardoning Skills

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. More »


Marco Rubio Shares His Bizarre Planned Parenthood Conspiracy Theory

He thinks Planned Parenthood pushes women to have abortions in order to rake in the sweet fetal tissue donation profits. More »


Hillary Ahead Of Voldemort In Presidential Popularity Polls, Behind Darth Vader And Terminator

So which presidential candidate is currently leading in the polls, you wonder? That would be “the Terminator” — presumably the T-1000 model — followed closely by Darth Vader. More »


Here’s Why Republicans Oppose Ending The Cuba Embargo

Yesterday, President Obama announced his plans to normalize U.S. relations with Cuba, which has been the subject of a trade and travel embargo since October 19, 1960 — two years after the overthrow of the Batista regime. The embargo was enacted largely due to Cuba taking Russia’s side in the Cold War and being a… More »


The 8 Jerks Who Opposed The Violence Against Women Act

Were you running low on haterade? Not sure where to direct your unfettered ragecakes? Gather round, I’ve got someplace to direct your vitriol! Meet the eight senators who opposed the Violence Against Women Act. These not so great eight are sending a not-so-subtle message to the womenfolk of the world — something along the… More »