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Republicans Still Love Trump, Democrats Turn Out For Bernie In March 8 Primaries

Sanders pulled off a surprise win, Rubio’s campaign is a surprising dud.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 9, 2016 - 11:18 am

Piss Off The Republican Candidates – Literally – With This ‘Piss Poll’

By this point, the Republican debates and general campaigning involving Donald Trump, Marko Rubio and Ted Cruz, have not only made you want to piss your pants from shock and…

Katrin Higher | March 5, 2016 - 11:00 am

GOP Debate Bullshit Report: Yes, Trump University Was Definitely A YUGE Scam

The night was dark and full of terrors.

Robyn Pennacchia | March 4, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Trump And Clinton Won Super Tuesday, But No One Else Is Going Anywhere

Meanwhile, Chris Christie stood around looking like he just realized he was really going to miss his soul after signing it away to the Trump campaign.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 2, 2016 - 10:45 am

Trump’s Triumph? What To Watch On Super Tuesday

Super Tuesday is upon us—and it could be the day that changes the Republican Party forever. With 11 states holding GOP primaries and caucuses, rival candidates are doing their best…

Newser | March 1, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Ben Carson Asks ‘Can Someone Please Attack Me,’ And Other GOP Debate Highlights

That moment of naked honesty sums up how I feel every time I watch a GOP debate.

Bronwyn Isaac | February 26, 2016 - 11:45 am

Marco Rubio’s Recent ‘Town Hall’ Was Just Forty Minutes Of Self-Affirmations

It’s really only befitting to his #Brand that Rubio’s recent “Town Hall”  featured no audience questions, which defeating the whole purpose of a Town Hall. …

Bronwyn Isaac | February 19, 2016 - 9:00 am

Rubio’s Patriotic Ad Actually Shows Canada

Marco Rubio can’t seem to catch a break. Over the weekend, the Republican contender shared a new ad, “Morning Again,” which appears to be a bleaker play on Ronald Reagan’s…

Newser | February 16, 2016 - 3:30 pm

Who Will Win The GOP Butt Caucus?

We all know the GOP candidates are asses, but who’s the best ass of them all?

The Frisky | February 2, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Great Moments In Bullshit And General Awfulness From The Seventh GOP Debate

Bullshit abounds in the first Trumpless debate.

Robyn Pennacchia | January 29, 2016 - 12:15 pm

Great Moments In Utter Bullshit At The Sixth GOP Debate

Syrian refugees, the “death tax” and more bullshittery at the sixth GOP debate.

Robyn Pennacchia | January 15, 2016 - 11:00 am

Hillary Clinton Has A Suggestion For GOPers Who Say They “Aren’t Scientists”

Sometimes the most obvious lesson is the hardest to learn.

Robyn Pennacchia | December 29, 2015 - 6:40 pm
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