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Republicans Still Love Trump, Democrats Turn Out For Bernie In March 8 Primaries

Sanders pulled off a surprise win, Rubio’s campaign is a surprising dud.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 9, 2016 - 11:18 am

Piss Off The Republican Candidates – Literally – With This ‘Piss Poll’

By this point, the Republican debates and general campaigning involving Donald Trump, Marko Rubio and Ted Cruz, have not only made you want to piss your pants from shock and…

Katrin Higher | March 5, 2016 - 11:00 am

GOP Debate Bullshit Report: Yes, Trump University Was Definitely A YUGE Scam

The night was dark and full of terrors.

Robyn Pennacchia | March 4, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Trump And Clinton Won Super Tuesday, But No One Else Is Going Anywhere

Meanwhile, Chris Christie stood around looking like he just realized he was really going to miss his soul after signing it away to the Trump campaign.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 2, 2016 - 10:45 am

Trump’s Triumph? What To Watch On Super Tuesday

Super Tuesday is upon us—and it could be the day that changes the Republican Party forever. With 11 states holding GOP primaries and caucuses, rival candidates are doing their best…

Newser | March 1, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Ben Carson Asks ‘Can Someone Please Attack Me,’ And Other GOP Debate Highlights

That moment of naked honesty sums up how I feel every time I watch a GOP debate.

Bronwyn Isaac | February 26, 2016 - 11:45 am

Marco Rubio’s Recent ‘Town Hall’ Was Just Forty Minutes Of Self-Affirmations

It’s really only befitting to his #Brand that Rubio’s recent “Town Hall”  featured no audience questions, which defeating the whole purpose of a Town Hall. …

Bronwyn Isaac | February 19, 2016 - 9:00 am

Rubio’s Patriotic Ad Actually Shows Canada

Marco Rubio can’t seem to catch a break. Over the weekend, the Republican contender shared a new ad, “Morning Again,” which appears to be a bleaker play on Ronald Reagan’s…

Newser | February 16, 2016 - 3:30 pm

Who Will Win The GOP Butt Caucus?

We all know the GOP candidates are asses, but who’s the best ass of them all?

The Frisky | February 2, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Great Moments In Bullshit And General Awfulness From The Seventh GOP Debate

Bullshit abounds in the first Trumpless debate.

Robyn Pennacchia | January 29, 2016 - 12:15 pm

Great Moments In Utter Bullshit At The Sixth GOP Debate

Syrian refugees, the “death tax” and more bullshittery at the sixth GOP debate.

Robyn Pennacchia | January 15, 2016 - 11:00 am

Hillary Clinton Has A Suggestion For GOPers Who Say They “Aren’t Scientists”

Sometimes the most obvious lesson is the hardest to learn.

Robyn Pennacchia | December 29, 2015 - 6:40 pm

President Marco Rubio Will Stop The Gays From Getting Married

Let’s make sure that does not happen.

Robyn Pennacchia | December 14, 2015 - 1:15 pm

Marco Rubio Ignores Gun Control, Asks Why We Don’t Have Bomb Control (We Do)

It’s a sad state of affairs when the one Republican presidential candidate who is “smarter” than the rest is actually really really not smart at all.

Marco Rubio…

Katrin Higher | December 5, 2015 - 11:00 am

Here Are Three GOP Hopefuls Practicing Their Very Important Turkey Pardoning Skills

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 12:40 pm

Marco Rubio Shares His Bizarre Planned Parenthood Conspiracy Theory

He thinks Planned Parenthood pushes women to have abortions in order to rake in the sweet fetal tissue donation profits.

Robyn Pennacchia | September 22, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Hillary Ahead Of Voldemort In Presidential Popularity Polls, Behind Darth Vader And Terminator

So which presidential candidate is currently leading in the polls, you wonder? That would be “the Terminator” — presumably the T-1000 model — followed closely by Darth Vader.

Jenn Frank | June 10, 2015 - 10:00 am

Here’s Why Republicans Oppose Ending The Cuba Embargo

Yesterday, President Obama announced his plans to normalize U.S. relations with Cuba, which has been the subject of a trade and travel embargo since October 19, 1960 — two years…

Robyn Pennacchia | December 18, 2014 - 1:30 pm

The 8 Jerks Who Opposed The Violence Against Women Act

Were you running low on haterade? Not sure where to direct your unfettered ragecakes? Gather round, I’ve got someplace to direct your vitriol! Meet the eight senators who opposed

Julie Gerstein | February 5, 2013 - 3:40 pm