Posts tagged "marco rubio"

Who Will Win The GOP Butt Caucus?

We all know the GOP candidates are asses, but who’s the best ass of them all?

The Frisky | February 2, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Great Moments In Bullshit And General Awfulness From The Seventh GOP Debate

Bullshit abounds in the first Trumpless debate.

Robyn Pennacchia | January 29, 2016 - 12:15 pm

Great Moments In Utter Bullshit At The Sixth GOP Debate

Syrian refugees, the “death tax” and more bullshittery at the sixth GOP debate.

Robyn Pennacchia | January 15, 2016 - 11:00 am

Hillary Clinton Has A Suggestion For GOPers Who Say They “Aren’t Scientists”

Sometimes the most obvious lesson is the hardest to learn.

Robyn Pennacchia | December 29, 2015 - 6:40 pm

President Marco Rubio Will Stop The Gays From Getting Married

Let’s make sure that does not happen.

Robyn Pennacchia | December 14, 2015 - 1:15 pm

Marco Rubio Ignores Gun Control, Asks Why We Don’t Have Bomb Control (We Do)

It’s a sad state of affairs when the one Republican presidential candidate who is “smarter” than the rest is actually really really not smart at all.

Marco Rubio…

Katrin Higher | December 5, 2015 - 11:00 am

Here Are Three GOP Hopefuls Practicing Their Very Important Turkey Pardoning Skills

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 12:40 pm

Marco Rubio Shares His Bizarre Planned Parenthood Conspiracy Theory

He thinks Planned Parenthood pushes women to have abortions in order to rake in the sweet fetal tissue donation profits.

Robyn Pennacchia | September 22, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Hillary Ahead Of Voldemort In Presidential Popularity Polls, Behind Darth Vader And Terminator

So which presidential candidate is currently leading in the polls, you wonder? That would be “the Terminator” — presumably the T-1000 model — followed closely by Darth Vader.

Jenn Frank | June 10, 2015 - 10:00 am

Here’s Why Republicans Oppose Ending The Cuba Embargo

Yesterday, President Obama announced his plans to normalize U.S. relations with Cuba, which has been the subject of a trade and travel embargo since October 19, 1960 — two years…

Robyn Pennacchia | December 18, 2014 - 1:30 pm

The 8 Jerks Who Opposed The Violence Against Women Act

Were you running low on haterade? Not sure where to direct your unfettered ragecakes? Gather round, I’ve got someplace to direct your vitriol! Meet the eight senators who opposed

Julie Gerstein | February 5, 2013 - 3:40 pm