After Round One of March Madness, it seems that our fair friend Rush Limbaugh trounced his conservo-pal Kirk Cameron. He beat Cameron in the crazy competition by nearly 6 to 1. Rush’s anti-woman, anti-slut diatribes now go up against our favorite honey boo-boo child, Alana, the Go-Go Juice chugging beauty pageant tyke from “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Rush would no doubt be disgusted by Alana’s antics, and Alana would likely be completely immune to Rush’s taunts (whatever you say about her, she does have insanely high self-esteem). But whose existence is more mind-boggling? More utterly confusing and bewildering? Vote!
Who's The Craziest: Rush Limbaugh Or Alana From "Toddlers And Tiaras"?
- Rush Limbaugh's slut-shaming is the ultimate in crazy talk! (74%, 467 Votes)
- Alana and her go-go juice steamroll the competition! (26%, 165 Votes)
Total Voters: 632
The thing that defines these two reality show nutters is their penchant for ridiculous one-liners. “I was as crazy as a vampire in sunlight,” “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Phaedra Parks proclaimed about giving birth. “Winning!” Courtney Robertson cried as she capably seduced “Bachelor” Ben Flajnik. But that is where the similarities in their craziness end. Courtney is cold and calculating, while Phaedra is a self-described “Southern belle.” Courtney set her sights on winning the heart of a fratty winemaker, while Phaedra’s goal is to own a funeral home. Who do you think is the nuttiest reality TV fruitcake?
Who Is The Crazier Reality TV Cast Member?
- Courtney Robertson is "Winning!" this one. (62%, 198 Votes)
- Phaedra Parks is the belle of this ball. (38%, 123 Votes)
Total Voters: 320
First, there is Ayanna, who is addicted to growing out her toenails. She looooooves her toenails so much, and has gotten them to crazy lengths. Beyond crazy lengths. But the kicker? Her toenails are only part of the problem. She’s got redonkulously long fingernails, too, that cascade down and curl around. How does this woman get anything done? And then there’s Carrie, a cancer-stricken woman who believes that drinking her own urine — and bathing in it, and using it as a beauty treatment, and brushing her teeth with it — is the key to curing her disease. Both were featured on “My Strange Addiction,” and both had, we’ll say, “problems.” So which is the stranger strange addiction?
Which Is The Crazier Strange Addiction?
- Carrie's urine therapy is crazy gross. (88%, 506 Votes)
- Ayanna's extra long toenails cross the crazy line! (12%, 70 Votes)
Total Voters: 576
We have nothing personally against the states of Arizona and Virginia, two fine locations in the lower 48. Arizona is home to the Grand Canyon, and our own Ami Angelowicz was born and raised there. Virginia is the proud state that brought us Thomas Jefferson’s Monticello and the Smithfield ham. However, when it comes to those of us with a vagina, these two places have been the worst lately. Read on to vote in our Real March Madness poll! Keep reading »
Love her or hate her, you can’t deny that in less than two years, Courtney Stodden has gone from complete unknown to wildly embarrassing campy teen sexpot. This girl does virtually everything in lucite heels — including R-rated makeouts with aging hubby and famewhore Doug Hutchinson in a pumpkin patch – and has a penchant for borderline pornagraphic tweeting. And God, do we love her for it. But then there’s Courtney Love, who has been Bringing It since C. Stodden was in diapers. Literally. (Don’t you hate it when people overstate like that?) So, which is the biggest C-word? And by C-word, we mean, crazy Courtney, of course.
Who Is The Crazier Courtney?
- Courtney Stodden takes the coo-coo cake! (56%, 486 Votes)
- Courtney Love is the battiest of them all! (44%, 383 Votes)
Total Voters: 867
There are some new WTF sex products on the market, peeps. Woot woot! Question is: Which one will you NOT be bringing into your bedroom this spring? The competition is on. In one corner we have the new My First Knocked Up line of male masturbators. Yes, this fleshlight simulates sex with a pregnant woman, sorry, I mean a headless, limbless pregnant torso. Best of all, they come in different races. Sexxxy. Duking it out FTW are Brief Jerkies, a style of underwear a dude shouldn’t be caught dead in. Made of beef jerky, bedazzled with rhinestones and rumored to mix perfectly with ball sweat to enhance natural male pheromones, these meat haute couture manties are contendahs. So … which sex product is crazier? Cast your vote.
Which Is The Crazier Sex Product?
- Disembodied, pregnant fleshlights are too hot -- and nuts -- for words. (70%, 308 Votes)
- I want to eat those Brief Jerkies off my man. (30%, 130 Votes)
Total Voters: 438