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The Real March Madness: Courtney Stodden Vs. Courtney Love

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Meet Courtney Stodden
The 16-year-old married a 51-year-old man with parental approval. Read More »
Courtney Mad At Kurt
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What Courtney Love would say to Kurt Cobain right now if she could. Read More »

Love her or hate her, you can’t deny that in less than two years, Courtney Stodden has gone from complete unknown to wildly embarrassing campy teen sexpot. This girl does virtually everything in lucite heels — including R-rated makeouts with aging hubby and famewhore Doug Hutchinson in a pumpkin patch –  and has a penchant for borderline pornagraphic tweeting. And God, do we love her for it. But then there’s Courtney Love, who has been Bringing It since C. Stodden was in diapers. Literally. (Don’t you hate it when people overstate like that?) So, which is the biggest C-word? And by C-word, we mean, crazy Courtney, of course.

Who Is The Crazier Courtney?

  • Courtney Stodden takes the coo-coo cake! (56%, 486 Votes)
  • Courtney Love is the battiest of them all! (44%, 383 Votes)

Total Voters: 867

The Real March Madness: Pregnancy Fleshlight Vs. Brief Jerkies

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There are some new WTF sex products on the market, peeps. Woot woot! Question is: Which one will you NOT be bringing into your bedroom this spring? The competition is on. In one corner we have the new My First Knocked Up line of male masturbators. Yes, this fleshlight simulates sex with a pregnant woman, sorry, I mean a headless, limbless pregnant torso. Best of all, they come in different races. Sexxxy. Duking it out FTW are Brief Jerkies, a style of underwear a dude shouldn’t be caught dead in. Made of beef jerky, bedazzled with rhinestones and rumored to mix perfectly with ball sweat to enhance natural male pheromones, these meat haute couture manties are contendahs. So … which sex product is crazier? Cast your vote.

Which Is The Crazier Sex Product?

  • Disembodied, pregnant fleshlights are too hot -- and nuts -- for words. (70%, 308 Votes)
  • I want to eat those Brief Jerkies off my man. (30%, 130 Votes)

Total Voters: 438

The Real March Madness: Kirk Cameron Vs. Rush Limbaugh

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Lindsay Vs. Paz
Who's the crazier hot mess? Read More »
MaKenzie Vs. Alana
Who's the brattier child beauty queen? Read More »

In one corner we have Rush Limbaugh, the blowhardy conservative talk radio host who recently referred to law student Sandra Fluke as a “slut” because she wanted to testify on Capitol Hill about birth control. To wit, Rush said, “If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. We want you post the videos online so we can all watch.” Stay classy. In the other corner, we have former “Growing Pains” teen hearthrob Kirk Cameron, who told Piers Morgan that he believes homosexuality  is a pox on the Earth. ”I think that it’s … unnatural,” he said. “I think that it’s detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization.”

Who Is The Crazier Jerkasaurus Rex?

  • Rush Limbaugh! (82%, 559 Votes)
  • Kirk Cameron! (18%, 121 Votes)

Total Voters: 680

The Real March Madness: “Toddlers & Tiaras”‘ MaKenzie Vs. Alana

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Meet Alana...
Our latest "Toddlers & Tiaras" muse. Watch »
Mak Is Back!
"Toddlers & Tiaras" brought Makenzie back. Thank God! Watch »

In one corner, there is Alana, the breakout star of this season of “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Alana’s signature phrase is “honey boo boo child,” but she’ll also let you know that “a dollar makes me holler.” Her mom, Coupon Queen June, keep Alana perpetually doped up on a probably-illegal-in-some-states mix of Mountain Dew and Red Bull she calls Go-Go Juice. And Alana will shake her belly for you if you ask. In the other corner, there is MaKenzie, who’s at the top of the child beauty pageant food chain and is obsessed with her pacifier (which she calls her Ni-Ni). Her mother feeds her Pixie Stix to keep her jazzed. Who is the crazier brat? You decide!

Who Is The Crazier Beauty Queen Brat?

  • Alana reigns supreme! (60%, 370 Votes)
  • MaKenzie, always and forever! (40%, 251 Votes)

Total Voters: 621

The Real March Madness: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Paz De La Huerta

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Lindsay In Playboy
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Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. Read More »

Celeb ladies be craaaaa-aaazy sometimes! Take for instance, Lindsay Lohan. No really, take her. First, there were all of the legal troubles that plagued her from 2007 through 2011. And then, there was telling the world she wanted to bang pervert/photographer Terry Richardson. No one ever tries to bang Terry Richardson, they just accidentally fall on his dick. Plus, that blonde hair. Thank God it’s red again. Going up against Lindz in the wild child category is Paz de la Huerta. Amelia is the real Paz expert here, but let’s just say Paz believes she had sex with Elvis’s ghost at Graceland, mmkay? Annnnnnd she’s shown her vagina to practically everyone. Well, I guess they’ve kind of both done that … So who’s more of a hot mess? You decide!

Who's The Crazier Hot Mess?

  • Lindsay Lohan, hands down. (61%, 356 Votes)
  • Paz de la Huerta, for the win! (39%, 230 Votes)

Total Voters: 586

Introducing The Frisky’s March Madness!

For the last couple of weeks, our office has been buzzing about March Madness — as our coworkers debate who’s going to win in this year’s NCAA tournament. Most of us Frisky girls don’t really give a crap about that (though yes, sports are fun and yada yada yada.) But bracket games are fun! And we wanted to get in on the action, so we created one of our own, celebrating the truly crazy people and things that happened this past year. Every day this week, we’ll choose two brackets to go head-to-head. You’ll vote for who you think is the most out there and outrageous and the winner will move forward in the game. After all, you’ve always wondered who’d win a crazy contest — Courtney Love or Paz de la Huerta, right? Check back here for updates and don’t forget to vote! Keep reading »

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