march madness 2012

The Real March Madness Final: Arizona Vs. Rush Limbaugh

Funny thing about March Madness — it’s now April! But we’ve made it to our final two, bat shit nuts competitors. And it’s a political crazy-off as the lady-loathing state…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

The Real March Madness (The Final Four): Lady-Hating Arizona Vs. The Creepy Pregnant Fleshlight

It’s come down to this. The Final Four. (There’s still time to vote for either Rush Limbaugh or the Pee Drinker, by the way!) And what an interesting matchup this…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

The Real March Madness (The Final Four): Rush Limbaugh Vs. Obsessive Pee-Drinker

Whoa, we’re getting down to brass tacks here. In one corner, we have Noted Cro-Mag and All Around Conservative H.R. Puff-N-Stuff Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh’s been blathering over the airwaves for…

Julie Gerstein |

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Arizona Vs. Courtney Robertson

After Round One of our Real March Madness competition, Courtney Robertson’s man-ipulating ways stole Phaedra Parks’ relatively harmless thunder. Meanwhile, Arizona’s desire to allow doctors to lie to pregnant women…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Pregnancy Fleshlight

Your votes have been tallied. The results are in! In Round One of our Real March Madness, Lindsay Lohan and her Terry Richardson-lovin’ self clobbered Paz De La Huerta (of…

Ami Angelowicz |

The Real March Madness, Round Two: “My Strange Addiction”‘s Pee Drinker Vs. Teen Bride Courtney Stodden

In Round One of our Real March Madness, Carrie, the cancer-stricken woman who treated her illness with medically-unproven “urine therapy,” won the “Strange Addiction” matchup, while Courtney Stodden trounced Courtney…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Rush Limbaugh Vs. Alana

After Round One of March Madness, it seems that our fair friend Rush Limbaugh trounced his conservo-pal Kirk Cameron. He beat Cameron in the crazy competition by nearly 6 to…

Julie Gerstein |

The Real March Madness: Phaedra Parks Vs. Courtney Robertson

The thing that defines these two reality show nutters is their penchant for ridiculous one-liners. “I was as crazy as a vampire in sunlight,” “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Phaedra Parks…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

The Real March Madness: Toenail Grower Vs. Pee Drinker

First, there is Ayanna, who is addicted to growing out her toenails. She looooooves her toenails so much, and has gotten them to crazy lengths. Beyond crazy lengths. But the…

Julie Gerstein |

The Real March Madness: Lady-Hating Laws In Arizona Vs. Virginia

We have nothing personally against the states of Arizona and Virginia, two fine locations in the lower 48. Arizona is home to the Grand Canyon, and our own Ami Angelowicz…

Jessica Wakeman |

The Real March Madness: Courtney Stodden Vs. Courtney Love

Love her or hate her, you can’t deny that in less than two years, Courtney Stodden has gone from complete unknown to wildly embarrassing campy teen sexpot. This girl does…

Julie Gerstein |

The Real March Madness: Pregnancy Fleshlight Vs. Brief Jerkies

There are some new WTF sex products on the market, peeps. Woot woot! Question is: Which one will you NOT be bringing into your bedroom this spring? The competition is…

Ami Angelowicz |

The Real March Madness: Kirk Cameron Vs. Rush Limbaugh

In one corner we have Rush Limbaugh, the blowhardy conservative talk radio host who recently referred to law student Sandra Fluke as a “slut” because she wanted to testify on…

Julie Gerstein |

The Real March Madness: “Toddlers & Tiaras”‘ MaKenzie Vs. Alana

In one corner, there is Alana, the breakout star of this season of “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Alana’s signature phrase is “honey boo boo child,” but she’ll also let you know…

Julie Gerstein |

The Real March Madness: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Paz De La Huerta

Celeb ladies be craaaaa-aaazy sometimes! Take for instance, Lindsay Lohan. No really, take her. First, there were all of the legal troubles that plagued her from 2007 through 2011. And…

Julie Gerstein |

Introducing The Frisky’s March Madness!

For the last couple of weeks, our office has been buzzing about March Madness — as our coworkers debate who’s going to win in this year’s NCAA tournament. Most of…

Julie Gerstein |