Posts tagged "manatee"

Manatee Asks “Can I Live?” After Florida Woman Attempts to Ride On Its Back

Manatees are my favorite animal. They are large and kind-looking, not aggressive and we share common interests — namely swimming in warm water very slowly and seaweed salad. A manatee has never pushed you out of the way to get on the train, or asked you to “keep it down,” or taken your seat o…

By: Megan Reynolds / May 26, 2013

Mantatee Molester Arrested

Molest a manatee and you may find yourself behind bars. Gloria Garcia Guiterrez, the woman who was caught riding a manatee in Florida a couple of months back, was taken into custody this weekend. Authorities showed up at Sears, where the 53-year-old works, and booked her. Guiterrez admitted to taking a joy ride on the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 26, 2012