Posts tagged "mama june"

The Female Body According To Mama June

You can hear Mama June use her very original euphemisms as she gives the girls a talk about the birds and the bees on tonight's season premiere of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." If it's unclear, the fruit loop is part of the biscuit, which is a part of the woman'…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 16, 2014

Of Course Mama June Shaves Her Face

In "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" land, mother/daughter bonding consists of teaching your daughter how to shave your face before painting up the old barn. Because hey, Alana might as well practice getting rid of "turkey neck" hair, which will be sprouting on her face soon enough. In a clip from…
By: Ami Angelowicz / September 11, 2013

Here Comes The Bride … I Think

Mama June painted her old barn, wiggled her vajiggle jaggle into a beautimous, camouflage gown and tucked her forklift foot into some bedazzled sneakers for a ceremony of some sort this weekend. If I didn't know any better, I'd say she and Sugar Bear got hitched. But they don't normally have bouncy houses and serve…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 6, 2013

Mama June’s Tip On How To Be More “Beautimous”

"You don't have to do a lot of makeup or whatever. Just take care of yourself, take pride in how you look. There are some days I look homely like hell, but beautimous comes within yourself and if you're happy with yourself, that's all that matters." -- I'll admit that Mama June from "Here Come…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 18, 2013