Maybe you’ve heard that as Justin Bieber continues his weird worldwide meltdown, he left some monkey collateral damage in his wake? Bieber’s monkey was seized by German customs officials on Thursday after the singer failed to produce necessary customs documents. Mally, the wee capuchin monkey, is just 14 weeks old — too young, say experts, to be separated from her mother. But now she’s been seized by officials and is currently being kept in quarantine. Biebs has four weeks to come back and pick her up.
But what should Mally do if Bieber fails to show (which, given his track record with animals, is kind of likely)? Never fear, sweet monkey, we’ve got some options for you! Keep reading »