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17 Reasons Everybody Hates The Mall At Christmastime (In GIFs)

17 Reasons Everybody Hates The Mall At Christmastime (In GIFs)

I love Christmas, but I loathe the mall at Christmastime. From assholes who steal parking spaces to children running wild and wailing around Santaland, here are 17 reasons we try to avoid the mall at all costs in December. Or, in other words, why I believe in drunk Christmas shopping (in GIFs!) Keep reading »

16 Things We Miss About Our Mall Rat Days

Mall Dudes
15 Sad Dudes Waiting For Their Girlfriends At The Mall
These sad dudes are waiting for their girlfriends at the mall. Read More »

When I was 13, I didn’t have the option of purchasing my Units separates on Ebay or getting the new Red Hot Chili Peppers cassette tape on iTunes or finding a way to live stream the latest NC-17 film on my laptop. If I wanted a lava lamp or a new glamour shot or an Orange Julius, I had to convince one of my parents (or one of my friends’ parents) to drop me off at the damn mall for the day. It was an event which required strategic planning and ingenuity. And one that I was concerned that young people today might miss out on. Keep reading »

8 Stores That Instantly Make Me Feel Old, Fat, And Grumpy

Hollister?
More like HELLister, amiright? Read More »
Dressing room Waterworks
6 times I've teared up in the dressing room and why. Read More »
Shopping Ban
This writer banned herself from buying -- and it backfired. Read More »

I’m a little uneasy about getting older, but it’s definitely not something that’s on my mind 24/7. There is one place, however, that forces me to confront the harsh passage of time more than any other, and that’s the mall. Stores I once bounded into with youthful glee now turn me into a scowling curmudgeon. Here are 10 stores that my 27-year-old self can barely handle, and why … Keep reading »

Dance Like Nobody’s Watching

7-Year-Old Pole Dancer
human barbie pole dance photo
The "Human Barbie" taught her 7-year-old daughter to pole dance. Read More »
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What happens when a girl, armed with only her iPod, decides to take her dancing out of her bedroom and into the streets, er, well, the mall? Hello Giggles sent correspondent Angela to the Galleria Mall in Sherman Oaks, California, to find out. [YouTube]

Chelsea Handler Taking A Trip To The “Mall”

Chelsea Handler can sure write a funny story and deliver a punchline like no other. But can homegirl act? We will get to see very soon. Chelsea has been cast in the movie “Mall,” which sounds like a dark comedy version of “Crash.” It follows five “disaffected suburbanites”—a stoner, a desperate housewife, a businessman, a security guard, and a meth addict with a gun—who cross paths at (you guessed it) a mall. Chelsea will, of course, be playing the housewife. And I cannot wait. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

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