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What Does My Underwear Say Again?

Meet male model and professional hottie Tobias Sorensen. We don’t know a damn thing about him other than that he’s 6’2″ and an elite Elite model. What do you think he’s doing here? Trying to read his underpants? Examining his package? Contemplating his abs? We’ll never know. Unless he emails us. [The Fashionisto] Keep reading »

Milk Does Ryan Dorsey’s Body Good

Meet Ryan Dorsey, some random guy put on this earth to make life go down a little easier for women. What do we know about Ryan? He’s an actor! He’s a model! He’s 22! He describes himself as “fun and easy to work with,” which I initially misread as just “easy,” which would, you know, be good. But be warned, ladies! He doesn’t have time for BS or flakes! He is 5’10″ and weighs 150 pounds, in case you were wondering. Also: hazel eyes and part Native American. Tasty. Usually, we don’t like guys with this long hair, but we are willing to overlook that issue on account of those abs. Well played, Ryan. Well played. [OHLALA] Keep reading »

Matteo Likes Squeezing His Cream

Oh, look, it’s male model Matteo Martari squeezing some cream onto some pies. Doesn’t he do a good job with that? It certainly is giving those forearms a workout. Thank you, Matteo. [The Fashionisto] Keep reading »

Sexy Boys Wrestle On The Cover Of Vogue Hommes Japan

This cover of Vogue Hommes Japan is no ordinary cover. You see, it moves. A tangle of barely-clad male models pull and and tug at one another in this decidedly sexy cover. To see the imagine in action, check out the animated fashion statement after the jump. Keep reading »

Meet My New Boyfriend: Rob Evans

Yes, I’ve got another new boyfriend. This time, it’s Rob Evans, seen here doing the runway thing at Jeremy Scott during New York Fashion Week. I’m not sure what my favorite thing is about this outfit: the chap shorts, the leather vest, the penis hammock. In any case, I can’t find diddly on my new man other than more proof that he is hot. And what else is there to know, really? [Style.com] Keep reading »

Let’s Drool On Tyler Stokes’ Abs, Shall We?

Happy Hump Day! Today, we’d like to hump Tyler Stokes. Isn’t he pretty? We think he’s pretty. We wonder if he’s wearing pants. Probably not! Tyler is 21 (!), comes from Baton Rouge, Louisiana (I’ve been there, so it’s practically like we’re sleeping together already), and he is either an actor or trying to be an actor. I am sure he is a wonderful actor. The next Brad Pitt, without a doubt. Also, he says: “I work hard but I know how to have a good time.” And I think we all know what that means. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Eh, well, a blogger can dream. Keep reading »

Happy Monday From Bo Ackerson

Sorry to be back at work? Got the Monday cubicle blues? Sad summer is coming to an end? Don’t worry! Newbie male model Bo Ackerson is here, and to make you feel all better he has taken off his shirt to share with you his washboard abs. This hottie is 19, hails from Nashville, Tennessee, and stands 6’1″. Bo was discovered by a model scout on a Florida beach during spring break, and he would like to go to the Moon. Hopefully, his spaceship has room for two. [The Fashionisto] Keep reading »

David Agbodji Looks Mighty Fine In His Calvin Kleins

You ladies know I like to introduce you to my latest boyfriends. Right now, it’s model David Agbodji, and isn’t he pretty! Yes, he is. And he’s mine. He’s 23, was born in Paris (swoon!), and is the star of Calvin Klein’s fall menswear ad campaign. He likes to buy me baguettes, make me lattes, and thinks I’m the bee’s knees. Here’s to hoping we get married! I’ll invite every one of you. After the jump, check out more sexy-steamy photos of my imaginary boyfriend. Keep reading »

Geil Magazine Begs You To Save The Males With Naked Guys

Once upon a time, it was all about saving the whales. Now, it’s about saving the males! At least that’s according to Geil magazine, the self-proclaimed international “new man’s style bible.” Their fall 2010 issue features three hot covers to choose from, all boasting a naked dude that really, really needs you to save him, although it’s not clear that dramatic challenge can be met by buying the poor fella some new clothes or buying the magazine. Here’s what the magazine has to say about the matter, care of Google Translate: “Like endangered species such as sea turtles or blue whales, real males on catwalks seem to have disappeared, replaced by skinny ‘womanized’ teenagers carrying handbags and wearing hot pants.” Whatever you say, man. [Les Mads] Keep reading »

The Men Of Dolce & Gabbana Are Easy On The Eyes

Jak & Jil photographer blogger Tommy Ton was in Milan covering the menswear shows for Style.com and captured all the male model hottttieeesss who walked in the Dolce & Gabbana runway show on the streets as they were leaving the venue. I say, DAYUM. Today’s lesson: It is hard to type and wipe the drool off your chin at the same time. I don’t know who this glum-looking Clark Kent is, but please send one, stat. Check out more fly boys at Jak & Jil. [Jak & Jil] Keep reading »