Let’s face it, the best part about Halloween is that otherwise demure women can dress up like sluts. Insert “sexy” in front of any profession/character/noun and you’ve got your costume — Sexy Librarian, Sexy Mustard, Sexy Football Player. However, we draw the line at sexy costumes for kids. On a children’s costume website we came…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.