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Maggie Gyllenhaal Tried To Cheer Herself Up By Going Blonde

“I dyed my hair blonde because I wanted to feel better about myself. I do like it blonde, but it doesn’t make you happy. The truth is: it was a long hard winter and I thought, maybe this will change my life. But it never does. I should know that by now, I’m 36 years old.”

When Maggie Gyllenhaal dyed her pixie cut a lovely shade of blonde earlier this year, I assumed it must be for a role. But in a recent interview The Independent, Gyllenhaal confessed that she had turned to the (peroxide) bottle in an attempt to ease her seasonal depression. She’s right that a new look rarely has a lasting impact on one’s mood, but thank goodness the blonde actually looked nice on her. (She’s since gone back to being a brunette.) I once ruined a perfectly decent spring by getting a terrible wedge haircut. [People]

Love It Or Leave It: Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Houndstooth Knit Peplum Dress?

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Once I watched the Academy Awards red carpet with my ex-boyfriend’s family and when Maggie Gyllenhaal came on screen, I was like, “Oh, I love Maggie Gyllenhaal,” and they all said “EWWWWWW” in unison. I felt terrible about it. Ah, memories! Anyway, I still love Maggie Gyllenhaal — I think she’s really cute and smart and interesting and generally makes solid fashion choices. What’s not to love? Also, “Donnie Darko” forever. But I don’t know how I feel about this Christian Dior knit peplum dress item she’s got going on at the “White House Down” NYC premiere. I think it’s been styled beautifully — appropriately, very minimalist — and her makeup looks fantastic, but that ruffled pep (no? sorry) is WILD. Since I can’t seem to make up my mind, could you maybe clarify how I should be feeling right now? Also, do you think I could crowdsource the rest of my life decisions forever? That would take a lot of the pressure off.

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We See Chick Flicks: “Hysteria”

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Hysteria movie

Starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Hugh Dancy, Felicity Jones, and Rupert Everett

I wanted to love “Hysteria.”  I really did.  It has Maggie Gyllenhaal being her ball-busting feminist self, Hugh Dancy looking adorable, and the entire film is about the invention of my favorite thing on Earth, the vibrator.

But instead of being the kind of kickass film that had me texting my girl friends, You have to see this movie, “Hysteria” turned out to be pretty much be a rom-com that tries, and fails, to do “A Dangerous Method.” And it fails badly.

“Hysteria” is set in 1880s London and stars Hugh Dancy as Dr. Mortimer Granville, a dedicated, passionate young doctor who is fired from his job at a hospital for trying to introduce newfangled practices to cut back on germs. He’s hired at a private practice for Dr. Dalrymple, who practices “women’s medicine.” But Dr. Granville quickly finds out that the cure his boss is using to help women with their “hysteria” — anxiety, sadness and “nymphomania” — is squirting lubricant on his hands and … well … rubbing her clitoris.  Keep reading »

Maggie Gyllenhaal Talks Vibrators (Again)

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“[My] favorite thing was a woman in Italy said to me, ‘Which do you think has done more for women’s equality and emancipation, the vibrator or the dishwasher?’”

– Poor Maggie Gyllenhaal. All her promotion for “Hysteria” — her new film with Hugh Dancy about the invention of the vibrator — is going to force her to talk about vibrators. Again. And again. And again. She must be getting so bored. (And horny.) However, I do love how one commenter on this interview with the New York Times answered, “Neither — the birth control pill and the washing machine.” That’s probably true. [NY Times]

Evening Quickies: It’s A Girl For Maggie Gyllenhaal!

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  • Maggie Gyllenhaal gave birth to her second child, a baby girl named Gloria Ray, on April 19 in New York. Maggie and her husband Peter Sarsgaard also have a five-year-old daughter, Ramona. We bet Uncle Jake is adorable when he babysits! [Us Weekly]
  • Bobby Brown sat down for his first interview since Whitney Houston’s death — find out what he had to say about her drug abuse. [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • HBO renewed “Girls” and “Veep” for second seasons. Oh, good, now we can fight about “Girls” some more. [Huffington Post]
  • Meanwhile, “Khloe and Lamar” may be no more: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom “pulled the plug” on their reality show after two seasons because the couple wants to “take a breather,” the source explains. However, Odom’s rep denies the show has been cancelled. [The Celebrity Cafe]   Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Maggie Gyllenhaal Expecting Another Girl, Won’t Sell Baby Photos

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  • Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Saarsgard are one of my favorite celeb couples, in part because they won’t reveal the due date of the baby girl Maggie is carrying and they refuse to sell any baby photos. Take notes, Jessica Simpson. In pen. [USA Today]
  • Katie Holmes is “rebelling” against Tom Cruise by not wearing makeup in public, as you do. [Celebitchy]
  • Jaleel White’s tactic for dealing with 2010 allegations that he physically abused his daughter’s mother is to deny, deny, deny. [People]
  • Kate Winslet says “My Heart Will Go On” makes her want to throw up. Us too, Kate. Us too. [US Weekly]
  • A UK gossip rag claims Anne Hathaway has been put on a 500-calorie-a-day diet — basically, a few apples and some protein — to slim down EVEN MORE for her role in “Les Miserable.” Tell me this is not true. [Celebuzz]
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