Once I watched the Academy Awards red carpet with my ex-boyfriend’s family and when Maggie Gyllenhaal came on screen, I was like, “Oh, I love Maggie Gyllenhaal,” and they all said “EWWWWWW” in unison. I felt terrible about it. Ah, memories! Anyway, I still love Maggie Gyllenhaal — I think she’s really cute and smart and interesting and generally makes solid fashion choices. What’s not to love? Also, “Donnie Darko” forever. But I don’t know how I feel about this Christian Dior knit peplum dress item she’s got going on at the “White House Down” NYC premiere. I think it’s been styled beautifully — appropriately, very minimalist — and her makeup looks fantastic, but that ruffled pep (no? sorry) is WILD. Since I can’t seem to make up my mind, could you maybe clarify how I should be feeling right now? Also, do you think I could crowdsource the rest of my life decisions forever? That would take a lot of the pressure off.
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Starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Hugh Dancy, Felicity Jones, and Rupert Everett
I wanted to love “Hysteria.” I really did. It has Maggie Gyllenhaal being her ball-busting feminist self, Hugh Dancy looking adorable, and the entire film is about the invention of my favorite thing on Earth, the vibrator.
But instead of being the kind of kickass film that had me texting my girl friends, You have to see this movie, “Hysteria” turned out to be pretty much be a rom-com that tries, and fails, to do “A Dangerous Method.” And it fails badly.
“Hysteria” is set in 1880s London and stars Hugh Dancy as Dr. Mortimer Granville, a dedicated, passionate young doctor who is fired from his job at a hospital for trying to introduce newfangled practices to cut back on germs. He’s hired at a private practice for Dr. Dalrymple, who practices “women’s medicine.” But Dr. Granville quickly finds out that the cure his boss is using to help women with their “hysteria” — anxiety, sadness and “nymphomania” — is squirting lubricant on his hands and … well … rubbing her clitoris. Keep reading »
“[My] favorite thing was a woman in Italy said to me, ‘Which do you think has done more for women’s equality and emancipation, the vibrator or the dishwasher?’”
– Poor Maggie Gyllenhaal. All her promotion for “Hysteria” — her new film with Hugh Dancy about the invention of the vibrator — is going to force her to talk about vibrators. Again. And again. And again. She must be getting so bored. (And horny.) However, I do love how one commenter on this interview with the New York Times answered, “Neither — the birth control pill and the washing machine.” That’s probably true. [NY Times]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal gave birth to her second child, a baby girl named Gloria Ray, on April 19 in New York. Maggie and her husband Peter Sarsgaard also have a five-year-old daughter, Ramona. We bet Uncle Jake is adorable when he babysits! [Us Weekly]
- Bobby Brown sat down for his first interview since Whitney Houston’s death — find out what he had to say about her drug abuse. [The Celebrity Cafe]
- HBO renewed “Girls” and “Veep” for second seasons. Oh, good, now we can fight about “Girls” some more. [Huffington Post]
- Meanwhile, “Khloe and Lamar” may be no more: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom “pulled the plug” on their reality show after two seasons because the couple wants to “take a breather,” the source explains. However, Odom’s rep denies the show has been cancelled. [The Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »
- Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Saarsgard are one of my favorite celeb couples, in part because they won’t reveal the due date of the baby girl Maggie is carrying and they refuse to sell any baby photos. Take notes, Jessica Simpson. In pen. [USA Today]
- Katie Holmes is “rebelling” against Tom Cruise by not wearing makeup in public, as you do. [Celebitchy]
- Jaleel White’s tactic for dealing with 2010 allegations that he physically abused his daughter’s mother is to deny, deny, deny. [People]
- Kate Winslet says “My Heart Will Go On” makes her want to throw up. Us too, Kate. Us too. [US Weekly]
- A UK gossip rag claims Anne Hathaway has been put on a 500-calorie-a-day diet — basically, a few apples and some protein — to slim down EVEN MORE for her role in “Les Miserable.” Tell me this is not true. [Celebuzz]
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There’s been a heck of a lot of talk about Portland lately, what with the Fred Armisen/Carrie Brownstein show “Portlandia,” all about how the city stuck in the ’90s with its progressive politics and its locavore restaurants and its whole DIY artisinal cheese vibe. Watching “Portlandia” was a little headsmackingly close to home for me, though, because I live in Brooklyn. And not just any part of Brooklyn — Greenpoint, which is the Polish neighborhood directly to the north of Hipster Ground Zero, Williamsburg. Since Winona lives in Portland, we decided to compare and contrast our two fair cities — after all,”Portlandia” spawned an awful Brooklyn parody called Brokelandia (don’t watch it, it’s truly appalling). The verdict? Well, we’ve got Maggie Gyllenhaal. How you like us now?
“I’ve been a Planned Parenthood supporter my whole life — since my mom took me to a rally when I was in sixth grade. It’s chilling to think of this resource being taken away. I have a five-year-old daughter, and I’m pregnant with my second child. I know when my children are older, I will be taking them to events like the one I went to with my mom. I hope we’ll be celebrating our freedoms and rights, not fighting for them once again as we are now.”
- Ooh, Maggie Gyllenhaal’s “Got Milk” ad is adorable! Too bad I’m still thinking about how she shares her vibrators. [Just Jared]
- Before they enemies, Tupac and Biggie were friends! Here’s some rare footage of the two deceased rappers freestyling back in the day. [Buzzfeed]
- Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempan really don’t want to be booted from “The Real Housewives of New York City” and are practically begging to stay. Frankly, I don’t want them to leave either. I love them! So much better than The C(o)untess. [Crushable]
“By the time I finished the movie I’d been sent maybe 15 vibrators by different people in London with vibrator stores. It was a pleasant surprise. So I have this incredible collection, and I actually use like one or two of them. I lend them to my friends, and they’ll take them for six months at a time.”
— Maggie Gyllenhaal, who is starring in the movie “Hysteria,” about the invention of the vibrator, is very generous. But I find it a bit strange that her friends borrow her vibrators and then presumably give them back. Like checking books out at the library. Huh. [Contact Music] Keep reading »
The time before the invention of the vibrator is a dark period of world history which I prefer not to think about. But imagine, ladies, if you will, a period when all of a woman’s problems were attributed to “hysteria,” a vague pathological affliction which doctors found could best be cured by applying pressure to a woman’s most delicate regions. A suffering woman could be relieved of her hysteria by hand, of course, but the world needed a device to get the job done more quickly.