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Evening Quickies: Do Not — Repeat, Do Not — Make Eye Contact With Madonna

Hydrangea-Gate!
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  • Another crazy Madonna story has surfaced from the Toronto International Film Festival: she refused to allow festival volunteers to make eye contact with her, so they were asked to turn and face the wall as she walked past. Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse than Hydrangea-Gate. [NYmag.com]
  • A lost cell phone reportedly belonging to a 23-year-old model named Christina Elizabeth has supposedly revealed she was having “inappropriate” conversations with Swizz Beats. Uh oh. Hope this is not true for Alicia Keys’ sake. [Clutch Magazine]
  • Excuse me while I take a cry-break now that there’s further evidence Michael Fassbender and Zoe Kravitz are dating. [Lainey Gossip]
  • Match the Jackie O dis to the person who provoked her ire. [Vanity Fair]

Madonna Apologizes To Hydrangeas

Say what you will about Madonna and her high-maintenance (some might say “bitchy”) attitude towards gifts of flowers. But at least the woman has a sense of humor! Here’s a short film Madonna posted on YouTube today about her hatred of hydrangeas. Let it be known, peons, she prefers gifts of roses. [NYmag.com] Keep reading »

Madonna Is A Rice Krispie Treat Whiz

“Cooking is not in my DNA. My kids all cook really good. I could cook if you put a gun to my head, but after a long day at the office I want to come home and find my dinner on the table. Oh, my gosh, everyone prepares it, but me. Sometimes my daughter Lourdes likes to cook my food. They all help. I can boil an egg, scramble eggs, cook pasta, make coffee, whip up a round of sandwiches and — get this — concoct ‘Rice Krispie’ treats.”

Madonna, explaining the limited extent of her cooking repertoire to the Daily Mail. It’s very hard to imagine Madonna making anything with marshmallows. [ONTD] Keep reading »

Madonna’s Publicist Defends Her Loathing Of Hydrangeas; Says It’s Not As Bad As Hating Puppies

“She’s entitled to like any flower she wants and she didn’t want to hurt the feeling of the hydrangeas of the world. No disrespect to the hydrangeas lovers of the world but she prefers different types of flowers … It’s not like she said she hated warm chocolate chip cookies and milk and little puppies!”

Madonna‘s publicist, Liz Rosenberg, defends the Material Girl in the Hydrangea Incident of 2011. Earlier this week, after a fan gifted her with a bouquet of hydrangeas, Madonna cooed, “I loaaaaaaathe hydrangeas.” Rosenberg says this is her prerogative. Though wait, does Madonna really hate puppies? Kidding. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Please Note, Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas

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I didn’t know it was possible to detest a flower. Sure, you can prefer one over another, but to loathe a flower? When a reporter at the Venice Film Festival brought an offering of hydrangeas to Madonna during a press interview, she accepted them graciously enough, but then passive-aggressively rolled her eyes and announced how much she loathes hydrangeas. Obviously, the reporter was unaware, as were we. Thank god we know now. We, the adoring public, promise never to present Madonna with hydrangeas ever, ever again. Has everyone made a note of this on their ledgers? Fantastic! Carry on, then. [D Listed] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Is Madonna A Toilet Tyrant — Or Is This Story Just Crap?

  • In Touch claims Madonna doesn’t allow her boyfriends or her kids to use her toilet, a claim her rep called “crap.” No pun intended, I’m sure. [Gossip Cop]
  • Bravo has decided “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” will debut on it’s original date, September 5. The network considered pushing back the premiere after the suicide of cast member Russell Armstrong, the estranged husband of Taylor Armstrong, but instead decided to re-edit the show. [The Wrap]
  • Alyssa Milano gave birth to her first child this morning, a boy named Milo Thomas Bugliari. Congratulations! [People]

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