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Madonna Has A Bong Shaped Like A Penis, Wants You To Put Hydrangeas Up Your Ass

  • Thanks to Madonna’s Reddit AMA, we learned many things we didn’t know about the Material Girl. She likes dirty martinis for dinner, has a bong shaped like a penis and wants you to put hydrangeas up your ass. [Socialite Life]
  • This woman makes a living cuddling. NO SHIT. Just cuddling. No sex. BEST JOB. [Nerve]
  • There’s one thing Eva Mendes won’t do in front of Ryan Gosling. If you think the answer is poop, you’re wrong. [Whatever it is, I'll do it in front of him if he wants me to. -- Amelia] [The Blemish]
  • This is what the world would be like if sex was used to sell EVERYTHING including Furbys. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Madonna Highest-Earning Celeb, Despite “Flop” Album

Somehow, despite selling fewer than a million copies of her latest album, Madonna made it to the top of the Forbes 2013 top-earning celebs list. She has her tour to thank: It grossed $305 million. Merchandise sales, her clothing line and fragrance, and investments also helped get her to the No. 1 spot; Forbes estimates she made $125 million between June 2012 and June 2013—more than she’s ever earned since Forbes started the Celebrity 100 list. Read more at Newser…

14 Life & Love Lessons From Madonna (In GIFs!)

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14 Life & Love Lessons From Madonna (In GIFs!)

Before Beyonce, before Britney, before Mariah and all the others, there was Madonna Louise Ciccone. She’s done a lot through the years, some questionable, some awesome, but all unique and great. Without Madonna, we wouldn’t know about La Isla Bonita or the empowering effect latex has on your sex life. Without Madonna, we wouldn’t have “All The Way” Mae Mordabito from “A League Of Their Own” or everyone’s karaoke standby “Like A Prayer.” In honor of Madge’s 55th birthday, we’re taking a look at the gems of wisdom she’s given us through song. Here are Madonna’s lessons in life and love — in GIFs! Keep reading »

Rocco Ritchie Gives Madonna An Early Birthday Present

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Rocco Ritchie Gives Madonna An Early Birthday Present
Rocco Works It Out For Madge

For her upcoming 55th birthday, Rocco Ritchie (who I can’t believe is 13!), knew exactly what his mom would want for her birthday: a dance. He showed off some of his dance moves for Madge, which she posted on her Instagram with the caption “Rocco Rides the Waves.” You can hear Madonna’s coos of approval, telling Rocco to “work it out.” I’m sure none of us are surprised that the kid’s got some moves. Genetics. I’d really like to see these two go out clubbing together. [WOW]

This Week In Insanely Pricey Celeb Purchases…

In case you had forgotten that celebrities are not just like you, we have a bunch of recent evidence for you:

  • Madonna’s daughter Lourdes turned 16 recently, and as we all know, 16 is a big deal. So of course her mum bought her … an apartment, the Daily Star reports. It seems the teen has been rebelling lately, and for some reason Madonna figured the solution would be to let her move out. But don’t worry, the apartment is only a few blocks away from Madonna’s in Manhattan, and is of course close to the Kabbalah Centre. Read more…

The Good, The Bad, & The WTF: Celebs At The Madonna Concert

It’s a well-known law of physics that if you hold a Madonna concert in LA, celebs will attend in droves. Her Madgesty’s show at the Staples Center last night was no exception, and celebs like Jessica Alba, Emma Roberts, Robyn, and even my favorite Backstreet Boy showed up to cheer her on. So, whose concert outfits rocked and whose fell flat? Click through to find out!

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