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No, not literally, silly — like, in the sense where you’re a man and your lady has you wrapped around her little finger…or something? We ask because GQ has put together such a lovely slideshow of famous men who are, in their view, whipped by their wives (or husbands, in the case of Elton John and David Furnish). Included on the list are Guy Ritchie (Madonna got him into Kaballah and, maybe, strap-ons), Ashton Kutcher (he gushed about wife, Demi Moore, in interviews, the wimp), Ben Stiller (Christine Taylor always scores roles in his terrible movies), and John Edwards (Elizabeth defended him when Ann Coulter called him a f*ggot). Honestly, we don’t get it — is it that the men are very supportive of their wives’ endeavors? That they genuinely think they’re cool, talented, and funny? That they don’t get to make all the decisions? Or maybe it’s that they’re super smart, as is especially the case with Catherine Zeta-Jones, who arranged for a pre-nup before marrying Michael Douglas that ensured her $5 million dollars if he ever cheated. [GQ] Keep reading »
Last night was the 2008 Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony where Frisky fave Madonna was honored. Enjoy the pictures! Keep reading »
“She gave me a shot in my a** and looks at me and says, ‘Nice top shelf.’ That was one of the greatest days of my life.” — Justin Timberlake, inducting Madonna into the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame, on the time the pop star made him drop his pants so she could give him a B12 shot.
In honor of Australiaâ€™s 30th Gay Mardi Gras, a website tallied votes to make a definitive list of The 50 Gayest Songs of All Timeâ€¦and according to this catalogue, my iTunes makes me a bigger ‘mo than Harvey Fierstein! While dance floor divas Madonna, Gloria Gaynor, The Village People, Donna Summer, Diana Ross, and Cher are all honored with two songs each, George Michael, the leather jacket daddy who got “Too Funky” in a public restroom, his car, and behind some bushes, tops the list with three tracks (including one from his time in 80′s pop duo Wham!). To see if youâ€™re a true friend of Dorothyâ€™sâ€¦or just a drag queen born with a vajayjay, check out the chart toppers here. [Dlisted] Keep reading »
Naomi Campbell, who has been dating a Brazilian businessman, was rushed into surgery in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Monday. The Afro-Jamaican-Chinese model, whose vajayjay has been seen everywhere from Playboy to Madonnaâ€™s Sex book, allegedly needed to have a small ovarian cyst removed. Naomiâ€™s publicist released a statement on her behalf, “Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her.” Her medical staff included gynecologist Dr. Jose Aristodemo Pinotti and Dr. David Uip, a leading expert in the treatment of infectious diseases who you know was just hanging around to sneak a peak at the promise land. Although she may not be able to get good help at home (how many cellphones does she need to throw to get a cup of coffee???), we’re glad to hear that she is getting the health care she needs. Campbell is expected to be strutting, posing, and abusing assistants again in no time. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »