Jesus Luz’s father told a Brazilian magazine that his son is marrying Madonna. [Dlisted] — I don’t expect this marriage to last longer than a year — long enough for him to make a name for himself, other than being Madge’s arm candy.
Shannen Doherty is being accused of breaking up the marriage of current boyfriend Kurt Iswarienko and his ex-wife Taryn Band. [Perez Hilton]
Rebecca Romijn opened up to InStyle about motherhood. “Being a mom makes me feel whole and like I understand the meaning of life.” [People]
Mariah Carey was brought to tears during a first anniversary tribute by husband Nick Cannon. [People] — I’m finally convinced they really love each other and this marriage wasn’t a publicity stunt. Although, I have noticed neither of them has been showing off those name tattoos.
Kelis has filed for divorce from Nas, despite being seven months pregnant with their child. [Dlisted]
Madonna says the rumors she’s handing off her kids to Guy Ritchie for three months while she’s on tour are rubbish. [Perez Hilton]
Madonna is getting close again with her on-off companion Jesus Luz after her bid to adopt another Malawian child was denied and she blamed a nonexistent paparazzo for her horse incident. [OK! Magazine]
According to one report, Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend, has a blood clot near his brain after sustaining injuries in a severe car accident over the weekend. [Perez Hilton]
Charlize Theron and Woody Harrelson joined Bono for a rendition of “Stand By Me” at the wedding reception of Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault in Italy over the weekend. [People]
Jewel told her followers via Twitter that husband Ty Murray dislocated a rib while dancing with his partner on “DWTS.” She says he’s strong, and this injury isn’t the worst he’s suffered. [Perez Hilton]
Brooke Hogan’s puny boyfriend Stack$ visited her on the set of her new music video. [Dlisted] — They remind me a little of Britney Spears and K-Fed.
Rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been doing overtime lately. Here’s a rundown and dissection of whether the rumors are fact or fiction. [People]
Madonna has plans to build a house in Malawi in the hopes of adopting Mercy. She’s opened up to the country’s Nation newspaper, blabbing about better health care, education, and a stable family environment. [Dlisted]
Lindsay Lohan had one out of control weekend following her breakup with Sam Ronson last week. She was spotted at a party drinking copious amounts of vodka until she was unable to form a sentence. But that didn’t stop LiLo from moving on to the next party just before 3 a.m. [Perez Hilton] Somebody needs to get Dr. Drew Pinsky over to Lindsay before she ends up like Britney Spears.
Nicole Richie has kicked Joel Madden out of his home office because she needs the space to be Harlow’s new “big girl” bedroom now that the couple is expecting a second child. [OK! Magazine]