A) She couldn’t wait for the threesome with Kanye West and Amber Rose to begin. B) She was showing Kanye how to handle a woman. C) She saw Amber’s booty all over the web and wanted to touch it in the flesh.
Jesus Luz’s father told a Brazilian magazine that his son is marrying Madonna. [Dlisted] — I don’t expect this marriage to last longer than a year — long enough for him to make a name for himself, other than being Madge’s arm candy.
Shannen Doherty is being accused of breaking up the marriage of current boyfriend Kurt Iswarienko and his ex-wife Taryn Band. [Perez Hilton]
Rebecca Romijn opened up to InStyle about motherhood. “Being a mom makes me feel whole and like I understand the meaning of life.” [People]
Mariah Carey was brought to tears during a first anniversary tribute by husband Nick Cannon. [People] — I’m finally convinced they really love each other and this marriage wasn’t a publicity stunt. Although, I have noticed neither of them has been showing off those name tattoos.
Kelis has filed for divorce from Nas, despite being seven months pregnant with their child. [Dlisted]
Madonna says the rumors she’s handing off her kids to Guy Ritchie for three months while she’s on tour are rubbish. [Perez Hilton]
Madonna is getting close again with her on-off companion Jesus Luz after her bid to adopt another Malawian child was denied and she blamed a nonexistent paparazzo for her horse incident. [OK! Magazine]
According to one report, Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend, has a blood clot near his brain after sustaining injuries in a severe car accident over the weekend. [Perez Hilton]
Charlize Theron and Woody Harrelson joined Bono for a rendition of “Stand By Me” at the wedding reception of Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault in Italy over the weekend. [People]
Jewel told her followers via Twitter that husband Ty Murray dislocated a rib while dancing with his partner on “DWTS.” She says he’s strong, and this injury isn’t the worst he’s suffered. [Perez Hilton]
Brooke Hogan’s puny boyfriend Stack$ visited her on the set of her new music video. [Dlisted] — They remind me a little of Britney Spears and K-Fed.
Rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been doing overtime lately. Here’s a rundown and dissection of whether the rumors are fact or fiction. [People]