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Star Couplings: Angelina Jolie Confirms That Eight Is NOT Enough

  • Angelina Jolie was on “The Today Show” this morning, lookin’ all radiant, and she confirmed that she and Brad Pitt will be adopting again, but definitely not until the twins are at least six months. Also, girlfriend totally blushed when talking about Brad.
  • At last night’s Madonna concert, the singer said, before performing “Miles Away”, “This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do.” Me too! [DListed]
  • David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are separated — either because he’s a sex addict who can’t keep his ween in his pants, or because she’s into sexy texting with Billy Bob Thorton. [DListed]
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    Madonna Provides The Soundtrack To Her Own Divorce

    With Guy Ritchie and Madonna making their divorce plans official, you know that ho (as always) is going to turn to music to get her through it. Since she’s supposedly has A-rod waiting in the wings, her recovery period will probably only last a couple pop songs. Luckily, Madge won’t even have to search for tunes to express how she feels, since she already sings them! So here is our suggestions for Madonna’s Break Up Playlist featuring songs by Madonna.

    “You need so much but not from me/Turn your back in my hour of need/ Something’s wrong but you pretend you don’t see/ I think I interrupt your life/ When you laugh, it cuts me just like a knife/ I’m not your friend, I’m just your little wife.” — ”Till Death Do Us Part” from “Like A Prayer”
    This song from 1988 (during her marriage to Sean Penn) is all about a wife wishing her husband loved her more. Sigh, unlike the empowering hit on this record, “Express Yourself,” which encourages a woman with “don’t go for second best, baby!” This song, a mere 2 tracks down, has the woman going back to her blasé husband. Is there still a future for Madonna and Guy? Or will Madonna follow her own advice and “do much better baby on your own?”

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    Who Should Guy Ritchie Snog & Shag Next?

    Well, it’s official. Madonna’s longtime publicist, Liz Rosenberg, confirmed in an email to the Associated Press that the mega-star and her director husband, Guy Ritchie, are splitting up after rumors of marital strife for years. Rumor has it that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are indeed romantically involved, but we’re kind of wondering who Ritchie will date now that his eight year marriage is kaput. The pair are aiming to have the divorce finalized by Christmas — who should Ritchie set his sights on for 2009? We have a few ideas…. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Lauren Conrad And Heidi Montag Hug It Out

  • ZOMG!!! Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad totally hugged and reconciled and NOT in front of cameramen! [Us Weekly]
  • Madonna and Guy Ritchie are splitting up, maybe, who knows, this rumor comes out once every few months. Oh but if it’s true, Guy is apparently getting $100 million in the divorce settlement. Sweet mother of God. [DListed and Us Weekly]
  • John Meyer and Jennifer Aniston are definitely back on, as Jen delayed leaving New York to see the singer, after he sent her romantic emails. [People]
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    Quick Pic: Naomi Watts & Liev Schreiber Have A Date Night

    She’s lookin’ so pregs, and boho, and windblown! [Madonna's "Filth & Wisdom" premiere, New York City, 10/13/08] Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Madonna Would Like A Haircut

  • Madonna wants to cut her hair, but supposedly Guy Ritchie won’t let her. Doesn’t he realize she needs to express herself? [AHN]
  • Why do all the girls on “Entourage” look like models? [College Candy]
  • Every girl should know how to tie a proper Windsor knot. [Tie-A-Tie.net]
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    Star Couplings: Madonna & A-Rod Dare To Dine Together

  • Madonna and Alex Rodriguez revived rumors that they’re an “item” by having dinner at NYC restaurant Dos Caminos. Yum, that place has awesome guacamole. So hungry this morning. [Us Weekly]
  • Pregnant teen Bristol Palin and her baby daddy Levi Johnston are thinkin’ about gettin’ married next summer. See, I dropped all my “g”‘s just like her mom. [Us Weekly]
  • Jamie Spears has banned daughter Britney from hanging out with her old crowd — including “cousin”/”assistant” Ally Sims. [DListed]
  • The Brangelina brood is back in New York, as the Mrs. prepares to walk the red carpet at the premiere of “The Changeling” — Angelina is already getting major Oscar buzz for her performance. [People]
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    Italian Hookers Have New Habits

    While every girl wants to stop traffic, Italian women are being accused of causing car accidents because they’re so damn sexy. Due to these ridiculous claims, the governments in Rome, Milan, and Florence have just passed laws decreeing that women dress and act more modestly. The legislation states that women must refrain from “adopting poses or behavior or wearing clothing that unequivocally manifest the intention to solicit or practice the activity of prostitution.” Say what?! That sounds like the pervs are blaming the wrong people — i.e. anyone but themselves. But the government maintains that they’re cracking down on clothing to curb streetwalkers. So what are working girls doing in these difficult times for advertising their goods? The world’s oldest profession is pulling one over on “the man” by taking up a new habit — literally. All the hookers have banded together and begun to wear nuns’ uniforms. Ha! Pia Covre, of the Committee for the Rights of Prostitutes, explained, “The idea of wearing gowns or habits down to the feet is to confront the decrees which limit even the freedom of what you can wear.” Ironically, now these whores are sticking it to the foolish Madonna complex. We like their sense of style!
    [Telegraph]

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    The Frisky’s Top 10 Girl Crushes

    Sure, we lean straight, but there are definitely some women we gals at The Frisky are totally gay for. These seductive, successful ladies have got the look and we’ve got our eye on them. So in honor of the women that make us question our sexuality, here are our Top 10 Girl Crushes, after the jump…

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    Star Couplings: Ashton Kutcher Not As Brilliant As Previously Thought

  • Ashton Kutcher doesn’t know how to spell stepdaughter Tallulah’s name. What did we expect from the guy from “Dude, Where’s My Car?” [Perez Hilton]
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