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Jesus Luz Wants To Deejay. We’re Honored He Wants To Share His Musical Expertise. Not.

Madonna‘s plaything, Jesus Luz, has decided he’d like to become a professional deejay. According to the New York Post, Madge is working hard to help him get gigs so he can be more than “just a model.” He wants to become a DJ so he’s more than a model? I believe the social hierarchy favors models, Jesus. It’s like starting a handbag line 10 years ago (think: Monica Lewinsky). It’s something you don’t need talent to do if you’re semi-famous. After the jump, other celebrity DJs who have gifted us with their turntable stylings. Keep reading »

Quickies!: Madonna Cancels Upcoming Slovenian Concert Over “Difficulties”

  • Madonna has canceled her upcoming concert in Ljubljana, Slovenia for “unforeseen logistical difficulties.” Slovenian media claims bad ticket sales threw the switch on the concert only 13 days away. This is the second concert on her “Sticky and Sweet” tour Madonna has canceled. [ABC News] – Looks more sticky than sweet right about now.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio’s production company, Appian Way, is currently working on adapting the story of “Little Red Riding Hood” from the book to a movie, but with a darker gothic twist. [NY Daily News] – Yea, because a wolf trying to eat a little girl isn’t dark enough.
  • Newlyweds Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan both got tattoos saying “side by side” in Balinese during their honeymoon. Even though they both got food poisoning during their trip, they say the tattoo will be a happier souvenir. [Us Magazine] – Yeah, I’d take a tattoo over food poisoning any day.

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Weird And Random Celebrity Song Dedications

During his concert in Philly on Saturday, Elton John dedicated a song to Reese Witherspoon, who was there with her BF, Jake Gyllenhal. Before he started playing “Tiny Dancer,” Elton said, “Reese, this one’s for you.” We think it was pretty random of the singer to shout out Reese, but musicians are always busting out weird dedications. After the jump, check out a few more. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Madonna’s Newest Job: Newspaper Writer

First, she was a singer. Then an actress. Then a mama. Then a crazy-biceped kook. Now Madonna is adding another title to her resume: journalist. She has written an article for the largest Israeli daily newspaper, Yediot Ahronot, about how her religious awakening made her realize that there was more to life than being a material girl. You better break out that old Bat Mitzvah tape, because the newspaper has translated the piece, called “How My Life Changed,” into Hebrew. Although Madonna isn’t Jewish or Israeli, the singer has studied Kabbalah—an ancient sect of Jewish mysticism—for 14 years. The article, which runs tomorrow, will recount how her studies have shaped her life. Madonna last visited Israel in 2004 and she will be returning to the holy land again in September for two dates on her Sticky & Sweet tour. L’chaim to her on her new career. [Yahoo News] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Is Madonna Still In Love With Guy Ritchie?

  • Madonna is rumored to still carry a torch for Guy Ritchie after she penned a song in which she refers to the director as her “eternal love.” [OK! UK] — I would have thought that she was her own “eternal love.”
  • Lionel Richie is fueling rumors that he’s found a new love by going on a date with … wait for it … Bai Ling!? [Starpulse]
  • Kate Gosselin reportedly purchased a condo in Rockville, MD, to be closer to her bodyguard boyfriend. [Dlisted]

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Sold! Madonna’s Super Embarrassing Love Letters And Voice Messages!

Speaking of Madonna … on August 5, a company called Gotta Have It! is putting on a rock n’ roll memorabilia auction. A lot of crazy crap is going to be up for grabs, but our favorite items are Madonna’s love letters and super-sexual voice messages to former boy-toy Jim Albright. There are 21 letters total (bidding starts at $3K), plus 17 minutes of voice recordings (bidding starts at $25K), and a 15-minute personal video of Madge shot while she was filming “Dangerous Games” (opening bid, $10K). In all these love tokens, Madonna says some pretty embarrassing things. After the jump, the most cringe-worthy. Keep reading »

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