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Guy Ritchie’s Rebound: Madonna Vs. Kelly Reilly

After months of rumors that Madonna had been making sexy time with big city baseball star A-Rod, she and Guy Ritchie finally announced their divorce. Then, their son together, Rocco, was just spotted wearing a New York Yankees shirt. Yowza! But no boo-hooing for Guy, because just a couple days later, papa’s got a brand new bag. But the leading lady of his rebound, Kelly Reilly, has us all asking, “Who’s that Girl?” And how does she stack up against Madonna? Check out their stats, after the jump… Keep reading »

The Celebrity Guide To Nasty Breakup Behavior

A certain amount of meanness can come out during a breakup, it’s only natural — perhaps you clean the toilet with his favorite T-shirt — but some people take it way too far. The Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is the perfect example of a celebrity split getting nasty. Yesterday I noted that it was pretty crappy of Madge to outfit her son with Ritchie, Rocco, in a Yankees t-shirt, considering her new BF is Yankees player Alex Rodriguez and she was apparently having spiritually sexual relations with him pre-split. Ritchie thought it was crappy too! According to Us Weekly, he’s “in pieces” after seeing his son in the shirt and “he’s actually been crying over it.”

Of course, if the rumors about their marriage are true, Ritchie may have had a little nastiness coming — he supposedly said that sleeping next to Madonna was like “cuddling up to a piece of gristle.” Oh wait, HA HA, that’s funny and probably true. Whatever. The behavior of these two is nothing new in Tinseltown. After the jump, nasty breakup behavior tips from some of the worst splits in Hollywood. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Madonna & Guy Ritchie Were Very Nice To Each Other

  • Sounds like Madonna and Guy Ritchie had some bad fights — she would taunt him with, “I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual.” In return, Guy would call her “old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn’t sing.” [Us Weekly]
  • Halle Berry just bought a home in Canada for her and her Canuck boyfriend and baby daddy, Gabriel Aubrey, to live in with daughter Nahla. [Perez Hilton]
  • That story about David Duchovny schtupping his tennis instructor? He says it’s not true and he’s suing the tabloid that said it was. [DListed]
  • Taylor Momsen, Jenny from “Gossip Girl”, was hospitalized for a LIFE THREATENING throat infection, but is going to be okay. [DListed]
  • Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are expecting twin boys — somewhere, Denise Richards is screaming. [Us Weekly]
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    Ritchie Rebounds With A Redhead

    Looks like Guy Ritchie has already gotten his rebound. So much for our suggestions — the director has decided to dip his ink in the company pool. Ritchie’s been seen canoodling with the leading lady from his forthcoming film, “Sherlock Holmes,” Kelly Reilly. How cheap! Seriously, can’t he shag someone who isn’t on the payroll?! Although, he was on Madonna’s for seven years…one would have thought he’d learned his lesson. It’s elementary, my dear Guy. [LA Times]

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    Star Couplings: Anne Hathaway Replaces Raffaelo

  • Anne Hathaway hints that she has a sexy new man friend. [People]
  • ZOMG, Jennifer Aniston tots spent two hours DOING IT with John Mayer in his hotel room. [Perez Hilton]
  • And OMG, is that a baby bump or just a little post-coital bloating?! [Just Jared]
  • Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are expecting twins. Of course. [Perez Hilton]
  • I think it’s kind of disrespectful that Madonna dressed up her son Rocco in a Yankees t-shirt, considering she is splitting up with Rocco’s dad and her new boy toy is a player on the Yankees. [Pop Sugar]
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    Quickies!: Send Us Your Crazy Celeb Dreams

  • We’d like to read your craziest celebrity dreams. We know you’ve had at least one. [The Frisky]
  • Finally ladies, Man Junk body wash promises to keep a man’s nether region fresh and clean. [College Candy]
  • Worried about taking the walk of shame all day at work? If you had the Dating Girl’s Desk Kit, you’d have no concerns. [YourTango]
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    Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston’s Body A Wonderland For John Mayer’s Baby?

  • Did Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer get back together because she’s carrying his baby? [Staralicious]
  • Nick Hogan was released from jail after serving 186 days of his eight month sentence. His sister Brooke and her tramp stamp were there to greet him. [DListed]
  • Gillian Anderson popped out a baby boy named Felix. [DListed]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow says she’s supporting BFF Madonna “in all the ways I can.” I bet they’re doing 10 hour workouts together! [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Brangelina Fell In Love While He Was Still Married

  • In an interview with the New York Times, Angelina Jolie talks about having her kids see “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” someday, saying, “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.” Wuh, wuh, waaaaaait a second! That means those two fell in love WHILE Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston! You don’t say! [Us Weekly]
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    The Daily Squeeze: Madonna and Guy Hire Female Divorce Lawyers, & Playboy’s Wine Of The Month Club

  • Guy Ritchie and Madonna supposedly each have a female lawyer representing them in their divorce. [WENN]
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    Five Signs You’re Dating Someone Emotionally Stupid

    Last night, just hours after confirming her divorce, Madonna, who was performing to a sold out crowd in Boston, dedicated a song to Guy Ritchie. However, the track “Miles Away,” a little ditty based on their strained, career-based long distance relationship, wasn’t exactly a thank you for all the good times. Madonna set it up by saying, “This song is for the emotionally retarded. You may know a few people like that. God knows I do.” Ouch! Poor Guy, no one deserves to be dragged through the mud, and the media, by their ex.

    I have to admit, despite my complete Madonna worship, I empathize with the dude. In relationships, I often have a hard time communicating my feelings even if I really care about the person. Ew, just writing “my feelings” makes me squirm. So, while that attitude will probably keep me a bachelorette and make Guy Ritchie rich from his divorce settlement (supposedly there’s no pre-nup!), maybe, just maybe, I can save you some time. Under the guise of “it takes one to know one”, here are Five Signs You’re Dating Someone Emotionally Stupid, after the jump…
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