After months of rumors that Madonna had been making sexy time with big city baseball star A-Rod, she and Guy Ritchie finally announced their divorce. Then, their son together, Rocco, was just spotted wearing a New York Yankees shirt. Yowza! But no boo-hooing for Guy, because just a couple days later, papa’s got a brand new bag. But the leading lady of his rebound, Kelly Reilly, has us all asking, “Who’s that Girl?” And how does she stack up against Madonna? Check out their stats, after the jump… Keep reading »
A certain amount of meanness can come out during a breakup, it’s only natural — perhaps you clean the toilet with his favorite T-shirt — but some people take it way too far. The Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is the perfect example of a celebrity split getting nasty. Yesterday I noted that it was pretty crappy of Madge to outfit her son with Ritchie, Rocco, in a Yankees t-shirt, considering her new BF is Yankees player Alex Rodriguez and she was apparently having spiritually sexual relations with him pre-split. Ritchie thought it was crappy too! According to Us Weekly, he’s “in pieces” after seeing his son in the shirt and “he’s actually been crying over it.”
Of course, if the rumors about their marriage are true, Ritchie may have had a little nastiness coming — he supposedly said that sleeping next to Madonna was like “cuddling up to a piece of gristle.” Oh wait, HA HA, that’s funny and probably true. Whatever. The behavior of these two is nothing new in Tinseltown. After the jump, nasty breakup behavior tips from some of the worst splits in Hollywood. Keep reading »
Looks like Guy Ritchie has already gotten his rebound. So much for our suggestions — the director has decided to dip his ink in the company pool. Ritchie’s been seen canoodling with the leading lady from his forthcoming film, “Sherlock Holmes,” Kelly Reilly. How cheap! Seriously, can’t he shag someone who isn’t on the payroll?! Although, he was on Madonna’s for seven years…one would have thought he’d learned his lesson. It’s elementary, my dear Guy. [LA Times]
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Last night, just hours after confirming her divorce, Madonna, who was performing to a sold out crowd in Boston, dedicated a song to Guy Ritchie. However, the track “Miles Away,” a little ditty based on their strained, career-based long distance relationship, wasn’t exactly a thank you for all the good times. Madonna set it up by saying, “This song is for the emotionally retarded. You may know a few people like that. God knows I do.” Ouch! Poor Guy, no one deserves to be dragged through the mud, and the media, by their ex.
I have to admit, despite my complete Madonna worship, I empathize with the dude. In relationships, I often have a hard time communicating my feelings even if I really care about the person. Ew, just writing “my feelings” makes me squirm. So, while that attitude will probably keep me a bachelorette and make Guy Ritchie rich from his divorce settlement (supposedly there’s no pre-nup!), maybe, just maybe, I can save you some time. Under the guise of “it takes one to know one”, here are Five Signs You’re Dating Someone Emotionally Stupid, after the jump…
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