Posts tagged "madonna"

#Problematic: Patton Oswalt Is A Jerk, Madonna Swallows Drake & Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Hungry

How’s it hanging, guys? “Game of Thrones,” a show that I have never seen past the opening credits of episode one, is back. I am told this has made everyone really fucking happy. I am told it’s got some badass female characters. I’m told that there is more than one dragon. I am told that…

By: Chloe Stillwell / April 17, 2015

Madonna Kisses Drake At Coachella, His Face Says It All

Damn, Drake, that bad? Last night at the Coachella Music Festival, Madonna surprised Drake onstage during his performance of the song "Madonna," strutting around the rapper as he sat in a chair, and warbling her own song, "Human Nature." She then made good on her wish to one day kiss him, planting a big ol' unexpected wet one o…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 13, 2015

#Problematic: Country Fans Don’t Have A “Girl Crush,” Madonna Is An A-Hole & Taylor Swift Is A “World Leader”

It’s been a tough week, kids. I’m imagining you sitting in front of an open refrigerator, the buzz of the light dulling your existential thoughts. That seven-minute video of Tom Hanks paying homage to his body of work is playing on your laptop from the other room, for no one in particular. You’re wondering how…

By: Chloe Stillwell / March 27, 2015

Madonna Reminisces On Her Time With Basquiat

Apparently when late artist Jean-Michel Basquiat broke up with someone, he broke up with them hard, because according to Madonna, their relationship ended with the artist taking back canvases he’d given her and painting them over with black. Even worse, when another of his ex-girlfriends tried to sell her Basquiat canvases, his sister claimed that…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / March 16, 2015

It’s Okay To Laugh At Madonna Falling On Stage At The Brit Awards

I do not feel bad about laughing at people when they fall, so long as they are not injured, because I am totally fine with people laughing at me when I fall, which happens often enough to make this a fair deal. I mean, I'm not saying you should laugh so loudly that it i…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 25, 2015

Madonna Is Unenthused By “50 Shades Of Grey”

Madonna on "50 Shades of Grey": "It’s not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before. I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, 'Hmm, a lot of spanking.'" [HuffPost] Two more victims of Bill Cosby , models Lise-Lotte Lublin and Linda…

By: Claire Hannum / February 14, 2015

Two More Women Are Suing Bill Cosby For Defamation

Two women have joined alleged rape victim Tamara Green in her defamation suit against Bill Cosby and his lawyer. [Death and Taxes] What lies do you believe about your vagina? [Daily Dot] More vagina news: Read about how to embrace your vagina as you age. [VICE]…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 6, 2015

Madonna’s Social Media Manager Is Out Of His Or Her Damn Mind With This #RebelHeart Hashtag

You know how the heart emoji was the most popular word of 2014? After viewing Madonna’s Twitter timeline, I’m convinced that she single-handedly made it so. In an effort to promote her forthcoming album, Rebel Heart, Madonna has apparently hired a 15-year-old to handle her social media accounts, and that 15-year-old is splattering her timeline…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 2, 2015

This Vagina-Scent Holy Water Madonna Sculpture Exists Pretty Transparently For The Sake Of Press

File this one under “ Extremely Mixed Feelings”: Olfactory artist Peter de Cupere has a one-day exhibit happening in which a Madonna figure made of holy water and “vaginal smell” will melt and fill the gallery with “the scent of passion.” :-/ The vaginal smell is authentic and sourced from a variety of women, but…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 24, 2014

Madonna Gives A Bottle Head On 2015 Calendar Cover

As our pals over at Idolator point out, Madonna's 2015 calendar cover harkens back to a pivotal scene in the Material Girl's racy documentary, "Truth Or Dare," in which Madge demonstrates her oral sex skills on a bottle as her backup dancers look on. Rewatching the scene, I realize how much of my own blowjo…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 19, 2014

Stop The Presses: Madonna Posted A Photo Of Her Hairy Armpit On Instagram

OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! The Material Girl, Madge, Esther, MADONNA has haaaaaair in her armpits and she's not ashamed! The most interesting thing to me about this photo is just how blonde Madonna's pit hair is. If I grew mine out this long, I think it would be really pretty dark. Doe…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 21, 2014

7 Things Generation X & Generation Y Can Agree On

Is it just us, or does it sometimes feels like the Internet is one giant argument between Gen Yers and Gen Xers? How all this Millennial finger wagging happened is beyond us (thanks, Kevin Bacon), but it would be great if for once, we could all just agree on some stuff, be nice, and share.

By: Eve & Leonora Epstein / March 13, 2014

Miley Cyrus Twerks With Madonna, Sings Countrified Versions Of Her Songs On “Unplugged”

I have lots of problems with Miley Cyrus, namely her at-times idiotic behavior, but I find her music fun and enjoy her voice, especially when it's been stripped down. I loved her pre-Bangerz, "Backyard Sessions" phase, when she covered songs like "Jolene," her voice rich and clear as a bell. Last night, "Unplugged: Miley Cyrus"…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 30, 2014

Meet Sean Bishop And Taylor Knuth, One Of The Couples That Got Married At The Grammys Last Night

I was traveling last night, so I missed most of the Grammys. I tuned in for about four minutes, in which I caught 34 couples getting married by Queen Latifah. It was like one of those strange, "Wizard of Oz"-type dreams that would be hard to explain: "It was the Grammys and Madonna was there…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2014

Madonna Posts Photo Of Son Rocco With Racist Hashtag, Calls Critics “Haters,” Then Asks For Forgiveness

Last night, Madonna posted the above photo to Instagram of 13-year-old son Rocco doing a little boxing. Her caption included the hashtag "#disnigga." Nope, not cool, Madge. About 45 minutes later, she deleted the photo and reposted it, this time with the hashtag "#get off of my dick haters!" Yes, the many people who responded…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 18, 2014

Is 26-Year-Old Timor Steffens Madonna’s New Boy Toy?

Just one month following her split with her 25-year-old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat, Madonna has a new boy toy to play with. It is being reported that Madonna is now dating 26-year-old Dutch dancer Timor Steffans. A new report claims that Timor applied for a role in Madonna’s MDNA Tour in 2012 but did not make it. Read more on

By: Celebuzz / January 8, 2014

Madonna’s Daughter Mercy Gets A Big Kiss From Beyonce During Brooklyn Concert

I went to see Beyonce in concert a few months and was walking around for a week, all Braggy McBraggerson about how good my seats were, but now I'm frowning like I had nose bleeds. I was definitely nowhere close enough to get a kiss on the head like Madonna's daughter Mercy. JEALZ. 

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 20, 2013

Madonna Comes Out As A Rape Survivor In Harper’s Bazaar

"New York wasn't everything I thought it would be. It did not welcome me with open arms. The first year, I was held up at gunpoint. Raped on the roof of a building I was dragged up to with a knife in my back, had my apartment broken into three times. I don't know why…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 4, 2013

Madonna Has A Bong Shaped Like A Penis, Wants You To Put Hydrangeas Up Your Ass

Thanks to Madonna's Reddit AMA, we learned many things we didn't know about the Material Girl. She likes dirty martinis for dinner, has a bong shaped like a penis and wants you to put hydrangeas up your ass. [Socialite Life] This woman makes a living cuddling. NO SHIT. Just cuddling. No sex. BEST JOB. [Nerve]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 17, 2013
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