Where do I even begin here?
Earlier today, I was alerted to the existence of a bizarre product called Boyfriend Bears – stuffed bears marketed to teenage Christian girls looking to preserve their “purity” (read: hymen) for their future husbands. I guess a ring just isn’t enough these days.
They are bears… READ MORE »
We consider ourselves experts when it comes to bizarre stories about chicken wing thieves and raccoon-loving hillbillies. Which is why it made perfect sense that we’d create a weird news Mad Libs form, based on our experience fielding crazy stories from Florida, Texas and beyond. We hope you enjoy giving our Mad Libs… READ MORE »
Doesn’t celebrity gossip sometimes feel like a game of Mad Libs? There are definite repeated themes—couplings, uncouplings, rehab, infidelity, and general scandal. And yet, there’s so much sheer randomness at work that it sometimes seems like all of the underlined words were picked out of some cosmic grab bag by a kid who has been… READ MORE »