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Trojan Wants You To Write A Jingle About Extra-Large Condoms

Y’all know how I feel about Magnum condoms — unnecessary and stupid, at least most of the time. So Ludacris and I will have to agree to disagree, seeing as he is the new spokesperson for the brand, which has, up until now, never really advertised. After rappers like Luda, Eminem, Kid Rock, and Lil Wayne referenced the extra large condoms in their songs, Trojan realized they had a demographic — outside of dudes with big d**ks in general, I guess? — they could directly target. Young dudes who like hip-hop! Now, ads for the condoms are appearing in hip-hop magazines like Vibe and XXL, and the brand is asking fans to come up with a custom theme song in their Magnum Live Large contest. According to an article in The New York Times:

Participants go to MagnumLiveLarge.com to download base tracks, then record their own Magnum-themed lyrics and upload their entries. Visitors to the site will vote for their favorites, with the winner receiving $5,000 and a trip to Birthday Bash, a hip-hop festival on June 19 in Atlanta. At the show, the winner will be brought onstage by Ludacris and congratulated.

But really, isn’t being born with a big penis thanks enough? [NY Times] Keep reading »

Ciara Takes A Raunchy Ride In Her Latest Video

Over on Salon’s Broadsheet, writer Tracy Clark-Flory gives Ciara‘s latest video, “Ride,” a rave review, deeming the performer “aggressively sexual in a way we don’t often see with pop music’s princesses.” And all you have to do is take one look at the video, and you’ll agree. Ciara has donned the typically-male swagger to show how sex positive a girl can get. “I can do it up and down/I can do circles,” she sings in her cowgirl anthem. “To him I’m a gymnast/This one is my circus.” Personally speaking, I think it’s going to be a while before I get all those moves down without breaking my back. [Broadsheet] Keep reading »

Ludacris And His New Girlfriend, Fab

No, there’s isn’t a typo in the headline. Apparently, homegirl’s name really is Fab. I hope the name is short for something that isn’t an adjective, though. [1/3/10] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Ludacris Will Launch His Own Fragrance

  • Ludacris is following (almost) every other celeb by launching his own fragrance. [Starpulse] – I’m sure the cologne will smell as classy as the rapper is.
  • A Michael Jackson movie has been confirmed. According to the contract, the film must be PG and must not “present Michael Jackson in a negative light.” [Us Weekly] — Why not watch “Moonwalker” if the biopic is going to be fantasy?
  • Hillary Clinton spent the day in Congo, promoting democracy and fighting sexual assault. She will be spending the next 11 days visiting countries throughout Africa, raising awareness about sex crimes. [CBS]

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Star Couplings: David Spade Doesn’t Get Girls Because He’s Funny

  • We’ve finally figured out why David Spade always has a hot girlfriend. He’s hung in a major way. We knew it couldn’t be his personality because he’s not that funny. [Perez Hilton]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow said she can’t believe husband Chris Martin stuck with her when she was devastated by her father’s death. Ummm, isn’t that what husbands are for? She also shook off rumors that her marriage is over. [People.com]
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