Tag Archives: love dolls

The Obama Sex Doll Has Arrived

Susannah BreslinNovember 5, 2010 //

Reports have surfaced of a sighting in China of a Barack Obama sex doll, and only one question remains: How can I buy one? Inflatable Obama was spotted hanging out with a bunch of lady sex dolls at the 8th annual Sex Culture Festival in Guangzhou. The First Sex Doll was seen wearing a blue suit, a red tie, and an American flag badge. He also looked like he was having a very good time. So far, there’s been no comment from the White House or Michelle. We’ll be keeping a close eye on this story as it develops. [Telegraph] Keep reading »

Guy In Michigan Has His Sex Doll “Reincarnated”

Susannah BreslinOctober 28, 2010 //

I’ll have to file this story under “I Thought I Had Heard Everything, but I Hadn’t Heard This One.” Dave Cat, 37, hasn’t dated a real woman in a decade. Who’s the Michigan telemarketer been boning? His $6,500 RealDoll sex doll, Sidore. Tragically, after years of pressing synthetic skin to human skin, Sidore started to fall apart. So what did Dave, who calls himself a “doll husband,” do? Take her out with the garbage? No. He had her “reincarnated.” He returned Sidore to her original makers and had them make an exact duplicate of her. Now, the two are back to canoodling on the sofa and having sex on a regular basis. (Want to know how they do it? With lube and electric blanket.) If you want to find out more about these two crazy lovebirds, read the rest of their story at Asylum. Keep reading »

Your Inflatable Sex Doll Halloween Costume Has Arrived

Susannah BreslinOctober 18, 2010 //

We’re happy to see that one of our all-time favorite style, fashion, and design trend hunter bloggers is back, Trend de la Creme. After a hiatus, Ms. de la Creme is back with her usual wow-worthy mix of freakish fads and unique style posts. A few of our recent favorites include her frightening Halloween costume roundup that features this amazing sex doll costume, some hairy horsey stripper shoes, and an Afro-sporting nose hair trimmer for your man. [Trend de la Creme] Keep reading »

Woman Lives In RV With Giant Man Doll

Susannah BreslinOctober 6, 2009 //

You’ve probably heard of love dolls for men. But what about women? Artist Laura Zuspan spent a month living in an RV with a man-sized doll. For A Little Pocket Utopia/Life’s A Mess, Zuspan tackled the subject of relationships by sharing a dilapidated, solar-powered Airstream trailer with a “six-foot man/rag doll.” The project was born out of her anger over global warming and climate change; “I wanted to create a project where the idea of sustaining human life — procreating — is questionable when we’re a greedy enough species to destroy the environment that we rely on for everything,” she explains. Zuspan and her mother worked together on the giant man-doll, which has LED eyes and is called Dolly, to “make the perfect man for me.” Dolly has a penny whistle for a penis, “so we can engage in lyrical fellatio.” So far, they haven’t procreated. [Viceland] Keep reading »

Recession Blues Hit The Sex Doll Business

Susannah BreslinSeptember 23, 2009 //

By now, you’ve probably heard of RealDolls. They’re those lifelike, anatomically correct silicone sex dolls that costs thousands of dollars. They’ve appeared in movies (“Lars and the Real Girl”), on TV (Howard Stern, natch), and in books (Still Lovers). These days, though, it seems the love doll industry is taking a hit. In these tough economic times, not every guy who longs for a synthetic lover with a fully articulated internal armature has the means to buy one. Sniff. The man who dreamed of spending $6,499 on a life partner with a choice of vagina attachments may be S.O.L. Thankfully, the folks at RealDoll.com are offering some unique deals. “Order a RealDoll, RealDoll2 or Male RealDoll2 and get a FREE FACE!!” the website advertises. “Order a Female Flat Back Torso get the Head Kit FREE!” You know, this 21st century depression might not be such a bad thing if it means free faces and head kits for lonely guys looking for women with removable visages. Keep reading »

Target Practice, Love Doll-Style

Susannah BreslinMay 11, 2009 //

Welcome to Monday, people. Let’s get this week started right — with a fun-loving video in which armed women shoot inflatable love dolls out of the sky. Now you know what you wish you were doing if you weren’t at work, don’t you? Making a feminist statement by annihilating that which represents the patriarchal objectification of women! Or, you know, maybe it’s just some wacky Japanese TV show. However you want to see it, it looks like a good time to me. Do you think that maybe for the next episode they could send up a squadron of those inflatable Sarah Palin love dolls? That would be a great opportunity for making an awesome political statement, indeed. Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Sex Doll Now On Sale

Susannah BreslinOctober 9, 2008 //

Considering how obsessed the nation is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a love doll in her likeness. After the jump, all the details on what may be America’s first political sex doll. Keep reading »

What It Feels Like For A Girl: When The Other Woman Is A Sex Doll

Susannah BreslinSeptember 17, 2008 //

A long time ago, I dated this guy who was a celebrity. He had his own TV show. You probably know who he is. But let’s not go there, shall we? At the end of our first date, he took me to his house in the Hollywood Hills. When I walked in the door, I found there were four life-sized, anatomically correct sex dolls sitting around on the furniture. They were RealDolls. They cost several thousand dollars a piece. Some of them were dressed. Some of them were not. It was kind of awkward. While he went in the kitchen to get a beer, I sat next to one of the dolls. She was cold and clammy. I pulled at her tongue, and it came out in my hand. I wondered what he saw in them. Ultimately, our relationship was short-lived. Maybe he preferred inanimate objects to me. Today, after I read this report about a sex doll who was thrown away by the side of the road, I wondered whatever happened to those love dolls. Keep reading »