Posts tagged "louboutins"

Would You Rather Have These Microchip Louboutins Or A Brand New Computer?

These Christian Louboutin platform heels are embroidered to look like a motherboard–isn’t that clever and quirky and fun?–and they can be yours for a mere $1695, which happens to be the same price as a brand new MacBook Pro. I know, I know, it seems like an astronomical sum, but it’s actually not that bad…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 16, 2012

Christian Louboutins Brings A Fairy Tale To Life With His Take On Cinderella

Nobody ever told us who designed Cinderella’s glass slipper, but if a contemporary version of the tale were to take place, Christian Louboutin would be a shoe-in for the job — so it’s only natural that Disney chose the French designer, known for his luxurious red-soled footwear, to create a modern-day take on the fateful…

Rachel Krause / July 8, 2012

When Louboutins Attack

Money can’t buy you class, the great Countess LuAnn once sang, and isn’t it true? The manager of Jaspers’ Corner Tap & Kitchen in San Fransisco, Matt Medinger, went to the ER recently after he intervened in a streetside drama over Christian Louboutin’s red-soled shoes. Medinger said he witnessed a man walk past a woman o…

Jessica Wakeman / April 15, 2012

High Heels Give Women Orgasms, Says Christian Louboutin

“[W]hat is sexual in a high heel is the arch of the foot, because it is exactly the position of a woman’s foot when she orgasm. … So putting your foot in a heel, you are putting yourself in a possibly orgasmic situation.”
Christian Louboutin is bats**t crazy if he thinks this is true.  I…

Jessica Wakeman / October 19, 2011

Would You Wear: Lion Paw Louboutins?

Christian Louboutin’s got lions on the brain. And on his toes. These very literal kitten heels might make you the queen of the jungle, but they’ll also garner you a slew of strange looks. Then again, maybe you’ll discover your inner fierce spirit animal. [Full Frontal Fashion]…

Julie Gerstein / May 2, 2011

The Fugs New Louboutins Named After Blake Lively

I’ll console myself with the fact Blake Lively has a pair of Louboutins named after her (and I don’t!) with the fact these heels are kinda fugs. Right? [Daily Mail UK]…

Jessica Wakeman / February 16, 2011

Whew! Your Louboutins Don’t Have Any Broken Bones

What is that beautiful image? A star burst from a distant galaxy? No, it’s just a pair of Louboutins in high-def 3D medical imaging. It’s probably best if you don’t share this with peeps who don’t have health insurance coverage. [Styleite via Lux Inside]…

Jessica Wakeman / November 27, 2010

Quotable: Christian Louboutin Says His Clients Are “Tarts”

“Half of my women want a shoe to make them look a little tarty and the other half are big tarts who want a shoe that looks classy.”— Shoe designer Christian Louboutin, who might need a better publicist [Vanity Fair]…

Jessica Wakeman / April 13, 2010

J.Lo’s Louboutins Betray Her!

On last night’s American Music Awards, Jennifer Lopez performed her new single, “Louboutins,” and despite writing an entire song about them, her high-priced footwear did not offer their support. J.Lo fell on her ass big time, but only East Coast viewers got to glimpse this hilarity during the telecast. The fall was edited out…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 23, 2009