Never been much of a Lana Del Rey fan. To me, her voice and her whole “thing” is like the human equivalent of Klonopin or something. And I’m not quite sure how she got crazy style icon status, but you know, you get your own Mulberry bag and suddenly everybody cares what kind of lipstick you wear. In any case, Ms. Del Rey was spotted coming back from a late night deli run in London Tuesday night, and she was wearing this coat. Which makes her look exactly like the cowardly lion.
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I know that lambasting Lady Gaga for her wacky outfits is sort of passe. After all, this is her bread and butter. The mead upon which she fortifies herself. However, when Ms. Ga-ga insists on dressing like Edina from “Absolutely Fabulous,” well, I’m going to say something. And where does one go in such an ensemble? A 1970s garden party? An encounter session in the dessert? A cruise around San Diego Bay? If you’re Gaga, you go to a children’s clothing store — she was spotted in this get up heading into Kitson Kids, natch. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Generally, Mariah Carey can pull off anything she wants, because she’s Mariah Carey. A bikini top missing its bottom half? Sure. A mini-skirt stretched within an inch of its life? Okay. Anything and everything covered in spandex and sparkles? Well, alright, I mean, she has had about five million number one hits. If she wants sparkles, fine. But this tickety-tackety ensemble, replete with bizarrely exaggerated ’80s cinch belt and “Vision of Love”-era hairstyle? I won’t even mention the terrible table cloth-esque checked dress she’s wearing. Mimi. No. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
I realize critiquing Katherine Heigl’s outfit is sort of like kicking someone when they’re down. I mean, I saw “The Ugly Truth” (I was stuck! It was on a plane!) and it was terrrrrrible. However, personally, I like her. I think she’s a ballsy lady who has been dealt a really crappy hand when it comes to publicity. And that’s why I’m telling her, girl, you need to lay off the embellished tops. And if you insist on wearing them, don’t pair ‘em with an ugly white belt. I’m doing this as a service, really. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]