Posts tagged "lollipop"

Asshole Monkey Steals Lollipop From A Puppy

I hate it when I'm sitting on the grass, trying to enjoy a lollipop and a monkey comes along and steals it. Even worse is when the monkey steals my lollipop and then hits me in the face with it. That's so fucked up! Well, at least this puppy is getting a lesson in sharing…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 19, 2013

Lick ‘Em Like A Lollipop

Did Lil’ Wayne know about these humanly lollies when he sang his infamous lyrics, “she licks me like a lollipop?” Maybe instead of wanting to lick the rapper, Wayne’s featured woman would be interested in sucking on some other body parts. Think Geek’s Gory Body Parts set includes four non-genital members, including the watermelon brain,…

By: Daley Quinn / October 4, 2012

Suck On The Situation’s Designer Lollipop

October 15th will be an historic day in the world of misguided celebrity merchandise as it marks the "unveiling" of The Situation's couture lollipop. Yes, oh, yes, The Situation collaborated with the Sugar Factory to create this bejeweled, Italian treat for your sucking pleasure. Pair the pop with a shot of Devotion vodka to enhance…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011