I’m pretty sure the only people who will actually be scandalized by 19-year-old penis cake licker Miley Cyrus having her first love scene in “LOL” — consensual sex! with a dude! wearing a condom! — will be exactly like the kind of Clueless To What My Little Angel Is Up To mother that Demi Moore plays in the film. So if any of you ladies are reading The Frisky, prepare to be scandalized! There’s a condom wrapper and a girl-on-girl kiss and even a messy bedroom. This is edgy stuff.
(Also, how much do I love that the score is the theme song for “Mob Wives”?) [Huffington Post]