Pinch This Lobster Scarf
Whether you're headed to Red Lobster or the Bush compound in Kennebunkport, you should dress the part. And what better way to declare your love for crustaceans than wearing them? And no, I'm not talking about Philip Treacy lobster hat: I mean this cotton scarf featuring navy blue stripes and a lobster print!
Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Stole Lobsters To Support Drug Habit
Oh, Charles Shumanis III, the love we could have had. Earlier this month, Shumanis, 47, was convicted of stealing lobsters (!) and other meat from an Allentown, Pennsylvania-area supermarket, with the intention of selling the crustaceans to support his drug habit. Shumanis apparently repeatedly stole lobsters from the store, and was finally apprehended in March…