It’s down to three! On tonight’s episode, Papa Bach takes the three remaining women — Jillian, Molly, and Melissa — on romantic overnight dates during which we will no doubt here the sweet sounds of face-sucking. BUT! The moment we’ve all been waiting for, DeAnna’s return to, supposedly, beg for Papa Bach back is also tonight! This is going to be GOOD. So check back with this post at 8 pm EST! Keep reading »
Hey bitches, I’m baccccck! I’m sorry I missed last week’s episode, but trust that I was mourning the loss of Eyebrows just as much as the rest of America. Tonight the remaining bachelorettes — Naomi, Molly, Jillian and Melissa — take Papa Bach back to their hometowns to meet their families. This is guaranteed to the episode that makes me miss Shayne’s mom. So check back with this post starting at 8pm 9pm EST! Keep reading »
In 20 minutes I’m going to be liveblogging another two hour episode of “The Bachelor” and it’s going to rule! Also, I will need your help to decide: do I really need a BLT as a side dish for my mac n cheese? Keep reading »
After a week off — I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I was detained — I’ll be back this evening at 8pm EST for another new episode of “The Bachelor.” It’s two hours! Again! WTF!? Keep reading »
Starting at 8pm this evening, I’ll be liveblogging the two hour (lord, help me) premiere of “The Bachelor” starring last season’s “Bachelorette” loser Jason Mesnick. To be honest, I found Jason to be mealy-mouthed and kind of annoying, so I was terribly bummed that he was chosen as the new “Bachelor.” But I am putting aside my previous feelings and opening my mind to the possibility that ABC might have finally found a man who can make a “Bachelor” love match last. And this time, the Bach is looking for a wife and a baby momma for his son. Come back to this post at 8pm and help me liveblog the first episode — it’s one of my faves, as there’s usually a crazy bitch or two who gets wasted and tosses her panties in the Bach’s face. Keep reading »
Whee!!!! It’s time for “The City” premiere. Did you guys happen to catch “Bromance”? All those guys in the hot tub — talk about douchebag soup. Anyway, after the jump, I’ll be breaking down all the haps on the first episode of “The City.” Keep reading »
Tonight I’ll be liveblogging the premiere of MTV’s Britney Spears documentary at 10pm. I am so excited my head is going to explode. Leading up to the premiere of the doc AND the release of her newest album “Circus,” Brit has been making the rounds, performing “Womanizer” at THREE European events this weekend. She totally ripped off Madonna’s look, but I can forgive her. Check out one of the performances above and then come back to this post TONIGHT AT 10PM as I liveblog the documentary with all the pent up love of a hard core Britney fan. Don’t hate. Keep reading »
Check back here at 10pm 9pm lovelies! I’m going home to get mildly wasted so I can get through it. Keep reading »
Oh lordy you guys. Is it Sunday? Yes! That means we have only 30 minutes before the season finale of “True Blood” airs. I’m super excited to find out if the killer is really Rene, if Sookie truly chooses Sam over Bill, and who in the hell that naked lady in the middle of the road was. Also, just to warn you, but I pulled an all nighter in Atlantic City this weekend and just finished watching “The Notebook” a few minutes ago, so my mind is a little loopy and my emotions are kind of raw — this could be the weirdest liveblog ever. Keep reading »
The best thing on TV this weekend is our very own Amelia, who will dish on the “15 Infamous Child Star Mugshots” on E!. As Amelia puts it, “Tracey Gold gets owned.” E! will re-air this special on Saturday and Sunday; see the schedule after the jump. Also don’t forget Amelia will liveblog the “True Blood” season finale on Sunday at 9 pm. What am I going to do without my Bill? Keep reading »
