Once in a blue moon, in the world of tabloid romances, there is a coupling so vile that it actually knocks the wind out of us. This is certainly one of them. Michael Lohan has announced that he is engaged … to Kate Major. He is the father of Lindsay Lohan, known for his stints in prison and his penchant for airing his daughter’s dirty laundry on the internet for publicity. She is the Star magazine reporter who lost her job after doing the horizontal polka with Jon Gosselin. He is 50. She is 27. He says tomato, she says tomaaato. Kate apparently brought Michael to meet his father over the weekend. “I’m very traditional,” she said. “Michael went down with me to Florida for Easter, to meet my father to ask for his permission, and my father gave his blessing.” Uh, is her pops crazy?
“I’m ecstatic. I’m very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it’s meant to be,” continued Kate. “I’ve already talked to some of the bridesmaids, and [the wedding] will probably be in New York, probably at the end of this year.” All I can say is, will someone grow this girl some taste in men? [People] Keep reading »
Lindsay Lohan likes to play the numbers game, and has given us some new figures to try on: Her leggings line, 6126, is set to expand drastically. The fall collection of dresses, leather jackets, ready-to-wear (and yes, leggings), will weigh in at 280 pieces. As for the prices, the range is also quite vast, the lowest item at $60, and the highest topping out at $1,000. That sure sounds like a lot of variety … which leads us to believe that Lindsay didn’t actually create a thing. Still, we’ll be interested to see the disputed designs when they hit the high-end retailers! [FashionIndie.com] Keep reading »
Lindsay Lohan lashed out at George Lopez, via Twitter, for joking about that “whole cocaine foot incident” on his talk show. Apparently, for the record, the white stuff was baby powder, not Columbia’s finest — but can she really blame Lopez (or us) for thinking it could be? Check out the whole Twitter exchange, after the jump … Keep reading »
Lindsay Lohan‘s bizarre behavior has provided hours of laughs and head-shaking, but since she’s been virtually unapologetic for her addictions and partying ways, many (myself included) have forgotten that she is on a possible dead-end path of self-destruction. It seems, though, that some news wires realize the fatality of Lindz’s habits. PopEater’s Rob Shuter reports that several sources claim media outlets are preparing Lindsay’s obituary. So morbid. More, after the jump … Keep reading »
Behold, Lindsay Lohan’s feet after a night on the town. Let’s play a guessing game! What’s that white crap all over LiLo’s feet?
- Boatloads of cocaine, obviously.
- Baby powder.
- Powdered sugar.
- Pixie dust.
- Flour. Bitch was baking!
See the full photo at PopEater. I don’t know the answer, obviously, but isn’t it strange? Keep reading »
It sounds like a rumor to me, but numerous blogs and entertainment sites (totally reliable!) are reporting that Lindsay‘s next big design project will be a line of handbags for … gulp, Ed Hardy. Last we heard, she was on the outs with Ungaro, but this is really kind of a drastic comedown. From Parisienne couture to a line that makes a Las Vegas hooker look classy? Let’s hope there’s no truth to this vicious rumor. It’s too mean. Keep reading »