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The Official Trailer For “The Canyons” Is As WTF As We Expected

"The Canyons"
Behind the scenes of the upcoming LiLo movie. Read More »
Meet James Deen
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He's a porn star and Lilo's latest co-star. Read More »
James And Lilo In Bed
James Deen and Lilo get in bed together. Read More »
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Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay

We all agree that “The Canyons” is going to be just the worst, right? I mean, Lindsay Lohan can’t act anymore (or communicate with regular humans), James Deen acts in questionable pornographic films with “Teen Mom”s  but gives us little reason to be interested in him as an artiste, and Bret Easton Ellis, who wrote the script, is a pompous windbag who offends gays every time he tweets. Every single teaser trailer that has been released has been more faux-hipster-artsy than the last. Finally they’ve released the official, full-length trailer and by God, does it confirm every expectation we have about this film. And yet … I know I’ll end up seeing “The Canyons.” But I don’t know why.

Wait, They Lived Together? 7 Surprising Pairs Of Celebrity Roommates

Last week, I found out that Lauren Graham and Connie Britton used to live together and I was like, “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Two of my favorite TV moms used to be roomies?!” The story only gets better though. Lauren told Andy Cohen that the two didn’t pay rent and were technically squatters. “We lived in an empty house that we weren’t supposed to be living in. We had no furniture and all we ate were Rice Krispies Treats.” Amazing, right? I went searching for other unexpected celeb roommates and found 6 more that might surprise you. Which rock star shared a room with David Lynch in Boston? Which former child star was brave enough to shack up with Lindsay Lohan? Read on to find out…

Crazy Roommate?
Here's how to deal. Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Comes Clean (Ha!) About Her Drug Use

  • What Lindsay Lohan wants you to know about her — according to her interview with Piers Morgan. [Celebuzz]
  • In honor of tonight’s punk-themed Met Ball, here are some rad women who took the punk scene by storm. [Tres Sugar]
  • This understandably disgruntled man wants to know who the hell sent him a threatening dildo in the mail. Yes, dildo. [Huffington Post Weird News]
  • On Kim Gordon, Martha Stewart and why we must stop worrying about “the younger woman.” [NYMag.com]
  • Speaking of Martha, how is her first online dating adventure coming along? [Newser] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Back In Rehab

It’s official: Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab. Her lawyer says she’s checked in, but, because apparently nothing can be simple in Lohan’s life, it’s not clear the judge will actually accept the placement. Prosecutors need to sign off on the facility and didn’t have time to investigate it and do so, so the judge gave them until next Friday to make a decision. Until then, the judge said, Lohan should stay at the facility, the AP reports. Oh, and this could be a problem: The facility’s license has been revoked, TMZ reports. Read more on Newser…

Lindsay Lohan And Cars Continue Not To Mix Well

Lindsay Pregnant?
Please tell us this is an April Fool's Day joke. Read More »
Lindsay Agrees To Rehab
Lindsay Lohan
The verdict? Linds will spend 90 days in inpatient rehab. Read More »
Lindz An Escort
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Lindsay Lohan's father claimed she's a high-class escort. Read More »
James Deen On Lindz
Co-star James Deen says Lindsay doesn't necessarily mean to be rude. Read More »
  • Lindsay Lohan’s Porsche got towed in Brooklyn after she illegally parked it on the street Saturday night. Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Wait, isn’t she supposed to be in rehab? [TMZ]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal attends a regular SoulCycle class in NYC — not the one Amelia attends, sadly — and it’s selling out every week. Also, he wears his hair in a man bun. [NYMag.com]
  • Geeks shall inherit the Earth: “One Tree Hill” star Sophia Bush is dating a program manager from Google named Dan Fredinburg. [US Weekly]
  • “Downton Abbey” is launching an official line of beauty products, clothing, furniture, wallpaper and housewares. Is it just me or is this happening a few seasons too late? [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Freaks Out The World By Announcing She’s Pregnant

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan tweeted out “It’s official. Pregnant” in what was intended to be an April Fools’ Day joke. The only problem? This being Lindsay Lohan, she tweeted it at 12:35 am, a full five minutes after the day was over, prompting concerned fans and media from around the world to collectively gasp in horror. The British press in particular initially reported the story as true, until they realized that Lohan was likely pulling a prank. (Phew!) I’m sure her boyfriend, Avi Snow, of the band City of the Sun, loved that. (Unrelated: Does anybody else pine for the simple days of Lohan’s relationship with Sam Ronson? Because I do.)

To add insult to fake baby injury, Lohan was photographed this week slumped under a table in Brazil. She’s supposed to report for rehab (one where allegedly she’ll be allowed to continue to take Adderall, ha!) this week. [The Independent]

Lindsay Agrees To Rehab
Lindsay Lohan
The verdict? Linds will spend 90 days in inpatient rehab. Read More »
Charlie & Lindsay
When Lindsay Lohan needed to borrow money, Charlie Sheen helped out. Read More »
Lilo Arrested (Again)
Lindsay Lohan
It was a hit and run this time. Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Will Steal Your Soul First, Then Move On To Your Louis Vuitton Bag

Lindsay Agrees To Rehab
Lindsay Lohan
The verdict? Linds will spend 90 days in inpatient rehab. Read More »

Lindsay looks… hungry. For brains. And Louis Vuitton. Seriously, she is eyeballing the shit out of that briefcase. Her lawyer should know better by now than to leave his fine leather goods within eyeshot. Or maybe it’s a trap? [BuzzFeed]

Lindsay Lohan Agrees To 90 Days Of Rehab

Lilo Too Sick To Fly
Lindsay Lohan
Lilo can't make it to court because she's too sick to fly. Read More »
Lindz Lies To Cops
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan lied to police about a car accident back in June. Read More »
Lilo Arrested (Again)
Lindsay Lohan
It was a hit and run this time. Read More »
  • Because rehab has worked so well for her in the past. Sigh. [Vanity Fair]
  • Attention, geeks: a new book is coming out filled with “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” lore. [io9]
  • Some dude asked Kate Upton to be his prom date. Good luck, kid. [HyperVocal]
  • Emma Watson is really, really not playing Anastasia Steele in the 50 Shades Of Grey movie, okay? [Black Book Mag]
  • Did the History Channel make the devil in its miniseries “The Bible” look like Barack Obama on purpose? [World Of Wonder] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Trial Starts Next Week

Lilo Too Sick To Fly
Lindsay Lohan
Lilo can't make it to court because she's too sick to fly. Read More »
Mexican Restaurant?
Lindsay Lohan is supposedly opening a high end Mexican restaurant. Read More »
Lilo's Parents' Books
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Both of Lindsay Lohan's parents are writing books. Read More »
  • St. Patricks Day? Who needs it! Lindsay Lohan is headed to trial next week for that whole car crash incident in June where she allegedly lied to cops and bribed a truck driver to lie for her. So start popping your popcorn and practicing your eye rolls now! [Daily Mail UK]
  • DO NOT WANT. Matt Lauer is reportedly going to replace Alex Trebeck as the host of “Jeopardy.” I cannot imagine anyone but Trebeck in that role. He’s not allowed to retire. Or die. [NY Post]
  • Oh, just a map of “Friday Night Lights” shooting locations in Austin. You’re welcome. [NYMag.com]
  • Model/singer/actress/former French First Lady Carla Bruni made a snotty comment about France’s new president in a new song called “The Penguin,” which is apparently a French slur for “buffoon.” [Huffington Post]
    Keep reading »

Ideas For Casa De Coca, Lindsay Lohan’s New High-End Mexican Restaurant

Lilo's Parents' Books
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Both of Lindsay Lohan's parents are writing books. Read More »
Lilo Too Sick To Fly
Lindsay Lohan
Lilo can't make it to court because she's too sick to fly. Read More »
Lilo Arrested (Again)
Lindsay Lohan
It was a hit and run this time. Read More »

Glory of glories. All of the culinary world’s dreams are about to come true. A rumor is a-brewin’ that Lindsay Lohan may soon be a restauranteur. There have been reports that Señorita Lohan has been spotted slinking around the premises of a what is soon-to-be a “high-end Mexican restaurant” in NYC’s swanky Tribeca neighborhood. Don’t try to book your reservations just yet, it’s still just a rumor, but we can’t help ourselves. We already have so many ideas for Casa de Coca (that’s what we’ve decided it should be called). Our ideas after the jump. Maybe she’ll hire us as consultants… Keep reading »

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