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The Real March Madness: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Paz De La Huerta

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Battle of the crazies! Read More »
Lindsay In Playboy
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Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. Read More »

Celeb ladies be craaaaa-aaazy sometimes! Take for instance, Lindsay Lohan. No really, take her. First, there were all of the legal troubles that plagued her from 2007 through 2011. And then, there was telling the world she wanted to bang pervert/photographer Terry Richardson. No one ever tries to bang Terry Richardson, they just accidentally fall on his dick. Plus, that blonde hair. Thank God it’s red again. Going up against Lindz in the wild child category is Paz de la Huerta. Amelia is the real Paz expert here, but let’s just say Paz believes she had sex with Elvis’s ghost at Graceland, mmkay? Annnnnnd she’s shown her vagina to practically everyone. Well, I guess they’ve kind of both done that … So who’s more of a hot mess? You decide!

Who's The Crazier Hot Mess?

  • Lindsay Lohan, hands down. (61%, 356 Votes)
  • Paz de la Huerta, for the win! (39%, 230 Votes)

Total Voters: 586

Hot Links: January Jones’ Pink Streak & Advice For Lindsay Lohan

  • January Jones is rocking subtle pink streaks in her blonde hair — I love it! What do you think? [Styleite]
  • This morning, we told you Lindsay Lohan was involved in a minor hit-and-run accident. An expert has some advice for LiLo on how she can start living a drama-free life if she really intends to stay out of trubs. [YourTango]
  • Frodo from The Lord of the Rings and other successful failures in geekdom. [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »

Kate Moss Poses For Terry Richardson

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Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »
Calvin On Kate Moss
He hired her for her "natural, always thin" look. Eek. Read More »
Chloe Sevigny As Terry
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Chloe Sevigny goes drag for Candy magazine. Read More »

You would think that with the level of universal fame Kate Moss has achieved, she … wouldn’t deign to be photographed looking lascivious by her friend, the seedy predator otherwise known as Terry Richardson. However, I have to give it to Kate — all one needs to do is give the girl a cigarette and a leather jacket, tousle her hair, snap some otherwise pretty typical photos, and the results exude the implacable coolness that Moss is famous for. I like these pictures, but that has far less to do with the photography/photographer and more to do with the fact that Kate so effortlessly owns every frame she’s ever graced. It’s no wonder she’s been modeling’s premiere wunderkind for going on 20 years now. These shots aren’t set that differently from the grimy photos Richardson took recently of Lindsay Lohan, but they manage to be worlds apart. [High Snobiety]

Well Done: Lindsay Lohan Dyes Her Hair Red Again

Lindsay In Playboy
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Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. Read More »
Lindsay's New Teeth
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She got her smile zoomed! Read More »
Lindsay's Mug Shot
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Did Lindsay Lohan wear lip plumper for her mug shot? Read More »
Lindsay Lohan's Nude Pics
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics were leaked too soon. Read More »

Thank Jeebus! We’ve been saying forever that Lindsay Lohan’s really needed to go back to her natural red color. Who could resist her ginger locks? Well, it appears that she’s finally listened to us (Lindz, we’re always right, just accept it).

SNL Introduces “The Real Housewives Of Disney”

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Lindsay Lohan’s much buzzed about hosting gig on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend turned out to be a bit of a dud. The skits were weak and LiLo relied heavily on cue cards to remember her lines. There was one gem, however: “The Real Housewives Of Disney,” a spoof on the Bravo series. Watch the clip above and then check out an awesome GIF of the best moment after the jump! Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Promises She’s Sober

LiLo On "SNL"
We're pulling for you on Saturday night, Lindsay. Read More »
LiLo In Love Mag
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Pervy photog Terry Richardson shot Lindsay for LOVE mag. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Jennifer Garner popped out her third baby this week! Read More »
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  • Lindsay Lohan appeared on “The Today Show” this morning and promises she’s sober — though she couldn’t say by how many days [Odd. -- Editor] – and will knock her “Saturday Night Live” hosting gig this weekend out of the park. Girl, we have heard you say this stuff before! LiLo also told Matt Lauer that the last time they spoke and said she was clean, she was “in denial.” Okay, whatever: just please, please, please get it together, Lindsay. [MSNBC]
  • Davy Jones from the Monkees died suddenly today in Florida at age 66. [People]
  • Did Taylor Swift go out on a date with Tim Tebow? Damn, that girl’s dance card is always full. [PopCrush]
  • Bras, booze, and husbands: what women want, according to vintage advertising. [TresSugar]
  • Sex advice from Andrew W.K. [Nerve]
  • Twenty snack foods from the ’90s that we miss. Gushers FTW! [Gurl.com]
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All Of Lindsay Lohan’s Totally Not Terrible “SNL” Promos

Michael Lohan Arrests
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The many arrests of Michael Lohan. Read More »
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Dina Lohan Memoir
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The Mother Of The Year will tell all in a new memoir. Read More »
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Well lookie here, it appears that Lindsay Lohan’s promos for her episode of “Saturday Night Live” aren’t looking so bad after all. This weekend will be her fourth time hosting, so she knows what she’s getting into, and supposedly has told producers that “nothing is off limits.” Hopefully they’ll be mildly kind (while still packing a punch). We’re rooting for you Lindz — though we’re really not sure why! [Pop Culture Brain]

Anne Hathaway And Lindsay Lohan Have A Lot In Common, Apparently?

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Pics
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics were leaked too soon. Read More »
LiLo In Love Mag
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Pervy photog Terry Richardson shot Lindsay for LOVE mag. Read More »
Lindsay's Mug Shot
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Did Lindsay Lohan wear lip plumper for her mug shot? Read More »
Lindsay Lohan & Anne Hathaway photo

“I never sit in judgment. Lindsay Lohan and I have more in common than people think. We’ve all done things we shouldn’t. It is just that I did stuff at college when nobody knew about it, so I’m not a saint. I wasted time doing self-destructive things. I found out you can only dance on so many table tops. I got all that out of my system and I am healthy and grounded.”

– Reason #412 why I love Anne Hathaway: she is honest about how her squeaky-clean “good girl” image is just that — an image. It’s true that everyone experiments when they’re young, but child stars like Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus have to do it in the public eye. Although Anne is being pretty gracious here … something tells me that she and Lindsay have nothing in common.  [The Sun UK]

MAC x Marilyn Monroe, Coming Next Fall

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I don’t know which surprises me more: the fact that MAC has chosen to release a Marilyn Monroe collection, or the fact that they haven’t already done it. God bless Marilyn, because her posthumous existence has been practically slaughtered by a never-ending parade of wannabes. That’s not to say that I don’t like the idea of Monroe-inspired makeup, because I do, but her name and likeness is trampled upon on a pretty much daily basis and it’s getting tired. The worst perpetrators are celebrities — particularly one Lindsay Lohan — who just won’t let the poor girl rest, and show no signs of ever doing so. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Wins Elizabeth Taylor Role For Lifetime TV Movie

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Lindsay Lohan is trying to get back on the road to success. She has already landed a hosting gig for “Saturday Night Live” and now has finally won the part of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie about the legendary actress’ relationship with actor Richard Burton.

A source told “Access Hollywood” that Lohan will get to play Taylor only if she can continue to follow the law. Another source confirmed the news to Earsucker, also saying that, as long as Lohan can follow the requirements of her probation, she can play the part. Read more…