After violating her parole, Lindsay Lohan is headed to the slammer. On July 20th, she’ll report for three consecutive 30-day sentences. So how will Lindsay get through three months in the clink? Some ideas for passing the time, after the jump. Keep reading »
Look, I don’t mean to be a bitch, but Lindsay Lohan‘s hysterical reaction to being sentenced to 90 days in jail kind of made me snicker. I mean, homegirl has been making excuses for months about how she thought she was in compliance with her parole terms — despite missing hearings and getting photographed next to a table with perfectly laid-out lines of cocaine on display. And then she shows up for court yesterday and she has F**K U” written on one of her fingernails and I’m like, “Really, LiLo, we’re supposed to feel sorry for you? The judge is supposed to be lenient when you’re not-so-covertly giving her the finger?” How about some humility? In other news, Lindsay’s reaction to her sentencing, seen in the video after the jump, proves she still has some killer acting chops. Keep reading »
Oh noes! Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her parole in her 2007 DUI arrest. LiLo must surrender on July 20th at 8:30 a.m. and serve three consecutive 30-day sentences. Two days after the SCRAM-bracelet star is released from jail, she must enter a 90-day treatment facility, presumably for drug/alcohol addiction.
You know, Judge Marsha Revel is really doing young Lindsay a favor. Unfortunately, one of her parents will go on TV blabbering about this in five … four … three … two … [The Wrap] Keep reading »
Model Shannan Click’s bronzer-heavy Vogue cover looks so much like Lindsay Lohan that we did a double take. The wavy blond hair, fedora-lovin’ and excessive eyeliner all have us a little nervous that Lindsay is about to announce her new career as a high-fashion stylist, in which case we’ll all have to move to some remote place far, far away from magazines. Ideas, anyone? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
If you’re a lover of most things Bravo, then you’ve probably seen the promo clips for episode three of “Double Exposure,” in which someone named Lindsay is really, really late for a photo shoot with celebrity photography duo Markus Klinko and Indrani. Put the name and the fact that it’s a late celebrity together and it’s not hard to deduce that the episode is about Lindsay Lohan. After all, Lindz is notoriously known for being late. How many days did it take her to show up for a court hearing in Los Angeles after getting “stuck” in Cannes last month? Keep reading »