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Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Won’t Shower Daily In Jail & Sex Gets Better With Pregnancy

  • Lindsay Lohan is about to face a major lifestyle change. She won’t be able to shower daily in jail. And, like, what? There aren’t any Starbucks in jail? [TMZ]
  • Kathy Griffin crossed the line by insulting a senator’s family. Maybe there’s a reason she’s on the D-list? [Fox 411]
  • Are you a vegetarian? You might end up one after viewing this slideshow of horrifying meat products. [Manofest]

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Lindsay Lohan’s Complex Cover Is Rather Simplistic

This must have been the photo shoot Lindsay did with rumored girlfriend Indrani (along with her creative partner, Markus Klinko) on that episode of “Double Exposure.” Did she show up late because she knew it was going to, um, suck? Even the doodled balloons think it’s wack. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Rehab Days Before Jail

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan checked into the facility where (I think) she belongs: rehab. Lohan went to the Pickford Lofts, a fancy, schmancy sober-living house in Los Angeles. Pickford Lofts was founded by Robert Shapiro, a lawyer who defended O.J. Simpson in the ’90s and whose son died from an overdose in 2005. Apparently, Lindz is hoping the judge will reduce her jail sentence or toss the sentence entirely, provided she stays in rehab. She’s only been in rehab for 24 hours now and already she has received visits from her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, mom Dina and sister Ali, her assistant, and her alleged flame, Eilat Anschel. The assistant was toting a case of Sprite, toilet paper, and bags from Blick Art Supply.

Even if the judge says “no way, José” to Lindsay’s last-ditch attempt to avoid jail — hasn’t this girl been in rehab, like, three times already? — her stint at Pickford Lofts won’t be for naught. She definitely will need to sober up before she is required to check into the slammer on Tuesday. [People, New York Daily News] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Rehab Days Before Jail

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan checked into the facility where (I think) she belongs: rehab. Lohan went to the Pickford Lofts, a sober-living house in Los Angeles. Pickford Lofts was founded by Robert Shapiro, a lawyer who defended O.J. Simpson in the ’90s and whose son died from an overdose in 2005. Apparently, Lindz is hoping the judge will reduce her jail sentence or toss the sentence entirely, provided she stays in rehab. She’s only been in rehab for 24 hours now and already she has received visits from her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, mom Dina and sister Ali, her assistant, and her alleged flame, Eilat Anschel. The assistant was toting a case of Sprite, toilet paper, and bags from Blick art supply.

Even if the judge says “no way, José” to Lindsay’s last-ditch attempt to avoid jail — hasn’t this girl been in rehab, like, three times already? — her stint at Pickford Lofts won’t be for naught. She definitely will need to sober up before she is required to check into the slammer on Tuesday. [People, New York Daily News] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Prances, Hides Ankle Bracelet For German GQ

OMG! Has the world gone four seconds without some breaking Lindsay Lohan news? Say it ain’t so! Here, the Girl Who Can’t Stay Out of Trouble frolicks on the beach for GQ Germany under the watchful eye of photographer Ellen von Unwerth. The look is ’70s, the hair is peroxided, and the SCRAM ankle bracelet is artfully hidden. Honestly, she looks better here — and on the cover — than she has in a while, er, I think, but that is one dark-eyed-looking girl. Too bad she didn’t get the memo that selling yourself to the world as a sexy enfant terrible doesn’t really make you a happy person on the inside. (See: exhibit A.) Keep reading »

10 Suggestions For The Rehab Facility Lindsay Lohan Plans To Open

Lindsay Lohan is heading to the slammer. But don’t worry about her career being ruined, she has bigger plans for when she gets out of the big house. Supposedly, she wants to open up her very own rehab facility for struggling starlets like herself. Proud mama Dina talked about her daughter’s aspirations to become a rehab mogul. “Lindsay actually wants to open up her own rehab center here and a couple across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don’t fall through the cracks in this town. She mentioned it to me a couple of days ago. She’s really growing up.” Moving. Very moving. [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some special perks we hope to see at The Lohan House, or whatever she decides to call it. Keep reading »

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