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Lindsay Lohan’s Jail Time, Animated By A Taiwanese News Station


Ah, the news. A Taiwanese news station offered its viewers an animated look at Lindsay Lohan‘s jail time, and it kind of reminds us of The Sims. In an effort to keep broadcast journalism classy, the clip includes drop-the-soap innuendos, and a girl-on-girl prison kiss. Look out for a special appearance by Lohan’s favorite mode of transportation, Herbie the Love Bug. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan In Her Skivvies As Linda Lovelace

Here are the first promotional pics for Lindsay Lohan‘s upcoming movie “Inferno,” where she plays ’70s “Deep Throat” porn star Linda Lovelace. For a role that Lilo is promising to go full frontal for, that is a pretty conservative bra and panty set. It also looks like Lindsay has pulled a Kristen Stewart in “The Runaways” by donning some unfortunate retro hair to capture the character. Check out another skivvies-only shot of your new favorite ex jailbird after the jump. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan May Be Out Of Jail, But Her Porn Movie Spoof Plays On

If you haven’t had a chance to buy your own copy of “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail,” here is a SFW video excerpt. Really, nothing begged for the porn movie spoof treatment more ardently than the dramatic tale of woe that sent Lindsay to the jail house. Here, she sasses her lawyer, cries to the judge, and gets bossed around by a sexy jailer. “They don’t call me firecrotch for nothing,” fake-Lindsay announces. We’ll have to take her word for it. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Strips Down For Maxim

Just before heading to the clink to serve 13 days of a 90-day sentence, Lindsay Lohan sat down for an interview and cover shoot for Maxim‘s September issue. The actress shared her personal motto with the mag, saying “Stay true to yourself always. At the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and be content with the choices you’ve made, and will make, in your life. Go with your gut!” I don’t know that I would go with Lindsay’s gut, but she does look lovely in her prison striped bikini. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Hear Lindsay Lohan’s Pre-Jail Single


Lindsay Lohan‘s new single “Too Young to Die” leaked online earlier this month, proving that she was doing a little more than just weird photo shoots and missing alcohol education classes before she went to jail. Recently, songwriter Lolene spoke out about the tracks she penned for Lohan, including “Too Young to Die” and how the song’s biographical undertones aren’t accidental. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Released From Jail, Off To Rehab For Alleged Meth And Opiate Addiction

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail early this morning, after serving 13 full days in the pokey for violating her probation in a DUI case. She was sentenced to 90 days, but has been released early for good behavior; for those who might cry that she is receiving special treatment, it is fairly common for non-violent offenders to serve reduced sentences because of prison overcrowding. LiLo is now off to spend a court-ordered three months in rehab at an undisclosed location in the L.A. area. She was originally supposed to get 24 hours to spend with family and friends after being released, but the judge ordered her straight to rehab. Keep reading »

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