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Quotable: Snooki Is No Lindsay Lohan!

“I definitely thought it was harsh. I never drank and drove, I don’t do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard.”

– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on the judge in her case calling her “rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent” and comparing her to Lindsay Lohan [People] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby!

  • Oh no, Lindsay Lohan reportedly wants a baby so she’ll have someone around her 24 hours a day. [Celebitchy]
  • It’s time to put the pregnancy rumors to rest. Katie Holmes is putting off having a second child for another couple of years, so Suri can have her attention. [Starpulse.com]
  • Kelsey Grammer and his girlfriend are enjoying the attention her pregnancy is bringing. [PopEater]

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Lindsay Lohan Hits A Baby Stroller? Ways She Can Turn Her Image Around, Stat!

In her Vanity Fair cover story, Lindsay Lohan claimed that she is a changed woman. We want to believe her. But in the week since she’s been released from rehab—where she was sent after doing a stint in jail—there’s not a whole lot of evidence that points in that direction. On Saturday, she was back at her old haunt, the bar at the Chateau Marmont, which doesn’t seem like the best choice of venue. It also probably doesn’t help that in the movie “Machete,” which opens this week, she appears naked, has a threesome with her mother (egads), and goes to a drug den.

And today comes a new report. Lindsay allegedly tapped a baby carriage with her Maserati and kept going, even though there was a baby in the stroller at the time. Keep reading »

Quotable: Jerry Lewis Says He Would “Smack Lindsay In The Mouth” & Give Her A Spanking

“I would smack [Lindsay Lohan] in the mouth if I saw her … I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else – whack!’ And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton — those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying…‘Can you please help me?’ When people who have celebrity give nothing in return, they need a spanking and a reprimand.”

— Jerry Lewis to “Inside Edition.” No, that’s not paternalistic at all. Joking about hitting a woman in the mouth and then giving her spankings? I’m floored he thinks this is humorous. (Besides the point, the words “spanking” and “Lindsay Lohan” could be so much sexier.) What an a**hole. [Dlisted via “Inside Edition”] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Denies Being An Alcoholic And Drug Addict In Vanity Fair

A week before she went to jail, Lindsay Lohan did an interview and photo shoot with Vanity Fair. Now, Lohan’s sultry cover is out just days after she has been released from rehab. Well-timed, Lohan. Well-timed.

Her spiel, the blog Styleite noted, is “typical Lindsay. Denial, denial, denial.” Everything you think you know about her is wrong! Lindsay is not an alcoholic, she says, because her putting on her alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet “would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking and my father says I’m taking.” Lindsay’s not a drug addict either, she insists. “I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have—never in my life,” she said. “I have no desire to. That’s not who I am.” Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s First Post Jail/Rehab Tweet

We haven’t had the joy of a Lindsay Lohan Twitter message since the day before she went to jail in July. But, behold, she is back! Yesterday evening, she took to Twitter to complain about those icky papparazzi. Let’s just hope she wasn’t tweeting while driving, because that can end very, very badly. Keep reading »

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