Lindsay Lohan and James Deen’s much anticipated Bret Easton Ellis-penned “The Canyons” finally opens in theaters — and is available on iTunes — today! Lohan goes topless and participates in an orgy for the film — check out the NSFW version of the photo above here — which is surely enough to get some people’s pervy behinds to the theater, but is it really worth seeing? The critics are mixed in their reactions, to put it mildly. Let’s review the reviews, shall we? And then share whether the film is on your must see list in the comments! Keep reading »
We all agree that “The Canyons” is going to be just the worst, right? I mean, Lindsay Lohan can’t act anymore (or communicate with regular humans), James Deen acts in questionable pornographic films with “Teen Mom”s but gives us little reason to be interested in him as an artiste, and Bret Easton Ellis, who wrote the script, is a pompous windbag who offends gays every time he tweets. Every single teaser trailer that has been released has been more faux-hipster-artsy than the last. Finally they’ve released the official, full-length trailer and by God, does it confirm every expectation we have about this film. And yet … I know I’ll end up seeing “The Canyons.” But I don’t know why.
Last week, I found out that Lauren Graham and Connie Britton used to live together and I was like, “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Two of my favorite TV moms used to be roomies?!” The story only gets better though. Lauren told Andy Cohen that the two didn’t pay rent and were technically squatters. “We lived in an empty house that we weren’t supposed to be living in. We had no furniture and all we ate were Rice Krispies Treats.” Amazing, right? I went searching for other unexpected celeb roommates and found 6 more that might surprise you. Which rock star shared a room with David Lynch in Boston? Which former child star was brave enough to shack up with Lindsay Lohan? Read on to find out…
It’s official: Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab. Her lawyer says she’s checked in, but, because apparently nothing can be simple in Lohan’s life, it’s not clear the judge will actually accept the placement. Prosecutors need to sign off on the facility and didn’t have time to investigate it and do so, so the judge gave them until next Friday to make a decision. Until then, the judge said, Lohan should stay at the facility, the AP reports. Oh, and this could be a problem: The facility’s license has been revoked, TMZ reports. Read more on Newser…
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan tweeted out “It’s official. Pregnant” in what was intended to be an April Fools’ Day joke. The only problem? This being Lindsay Lohan, she tweeted it at 12:35 am, a full five minutes after the day was over, prompting concerned fans and media from around the world to collectively gasp in horror. The British press in particular initially reported the story as true, until they realized that Lohan was likely pulling a prank. (Phew!) I’m sure her boyfriend, Avi Snow, of the band City of the Sun, loved that. (Unrelated: Does anybody else pine for the simple days of Lohan’s relationship with Sam Ronson? Because I do.)
To add insult to fake baby injury, Lohan was photographed this week slumped under a table in Brazil. She’s supposed to report for rehab (one where allegedly she’ll be allowed to continue to take Adderall, ha!) this week. [The Independent]
Lindsay looks… hungry. For brains. And Louis Vuitton. Seriously, she is eyeballing the shit out of that briefcase. Her lawyer should know better by now than to leave his fine leather goods within eyeshot. Or maybe it’s a trap? [BuzzFeed]