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Dina Lohan Dares To Mess With Dr. Phil

ANTM JAel on dr. Phil
See the former "ANTM" contestant battle drug abuse on "Dr. Phil." Watch »
Dina Lohan Memoir
Dina Lohan photo
The Mother Of The Year will tell all in a new memoir. Read More »
Get Real!
"You're in your little tie and your little shoes...."

A little later today, Dr. Phil is interviewing former “America’s Next Top Model” contestant turned meth addict Jael Strauss, but I’m almost more excited for his interview next week with Dina Lohan. By the looks of this preview, Lindsay’s mom is straight up sauced for her tete-a-tete with the tough-talking “doctor” — she even taunts him for his “little tie and little shoes.” Dr. Phil don’t play that, so I expect his shouts of “Get real!” are to blame for all those tears. This family is a disaster. It’s no wonder LiLo has been so wrecked.

Lindsay Lohan Auditioned To Be Mrs. Tom Cruise, Is She Trying Again?

The Next Mrs. Cruise?
Is this woman going to be the next wife of Tom Cruise? Read More »
Lindsay As Liz
Lindsay Lohan pulls off 80's-era Liz Taylor. Read More »
Auditioning Mrs. Cruise
Inside the audition process of finding a wife for Tom Cruise. Read More »

Only in a perfect world, free of war and strife, could Lindsay Lohan have married Tom Cruise. But she couldn’t keep her sh-t together so we have to content ourselves with what might have been! In the wake of Cruise’s embarrassing expose from Vanity Fair, more tantalizing news is getting uncovered regarding Scientology’s wife auditioning process. One name that’s always been whispered about was Scarlet Johansson. Sources have alleged that Tommy wanted to make it work with Scarlett but she wasn’t having it so he moved on to Katie Holmes. Only, apparently, he made a pit stop at Lindsay Lohan first!

The Huffington Post reports that a source close to Lindsay (meaning Lindsay or Dina Lohan) is saying that the Chateau Marmont-banned actress had a sit down with Tom when he was fixin’ for a wife in 2005 but she was on to his game. Read more …

Not Bad: Lindsay Lohan As ’80s-Era Elizabeth Taylor

Lindsay As Liz
Check out Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor for Lifetime's "Liz & Dick." Read More »
Lilo Loves Liz
The actress is hoping to play Taylor in a Lifetime movie. Read More »

Though I initially gave the idea of Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime’s “Liz & Dick” the ol’ side-eye, I have to admit LiLo is totally rocking Liz’s mid-’80s fabulousness in this just-released shot. The styling is on point. Whether Lindsay can act the part remains to be seen. See a few more publicity stills after the jump! Keep reading »

Who Should Play Anna Nicole Smith In The New Lifetime Movie About Her Life?

Anna Nicole Opera
Somebody made an opera out of Anna Nicole's life. Read More »

Is there any pleasure guiltier than Lifetime Television for Women? It’s so pleasingly masochistic — I mean, is there anywhere else on TV where women are so often murdering or being murdered? And we couldn’t be happier to hear that Lifetime is making a new movie about the fabulous life and times of Anna Nicole Smith. We’re so psyched, in fact, that we decided to help them out with the casting. I mean, wouldn’t it be amazing to see Jennifer Coolidge as Anna Nicole? Or Juno Temple? Maybe Kate Upton or Pam Anderson? We created a chart with all of our top picks and the likelihood that they might actually play ANS. Check out our handy guide and tell us who you think should play her in the comments.

Celeb Street Style Spotlight: Leather Shorts

Done well, leather shorts can hit the perfect balance of classy and edgy–hell, if they’re the right size and cut, they can even be flattering (yes, really!). That being said, it’s also really easy to get them wrong–too short, too tight, or too baggy, and the results can be disastrous. We found 10 celebs braving the leather shorts trend in 10 very different ways. Click through to check ‘em out!

Lindsay Lohan Stole Some More Jewelry. Allegedly.

Weird Celebrity Tan Lines

Well, at this point it’s not even “allegedly,” because police don’t consider her a suspect (yet). She was just questioned after a bunch of expensive jewelry went missing in a house where she was staying. Which is totally weird, because we know that Lindsay would never steal any jewelryRead more…

Lindsay Lohan Looks Even More Clown-like Than I Previously Thought Possible

Lindsay As Liz
Check out Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor for Lifetime's "Liz & Dick." Read More »
Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »
Lindsay's New Teeth
lindsay lohan teeth
She got her smile zoomed! Read More »
Lindsay's Mug Shot
lindsay lohan mug shot
Did Lindsay Lohan wear lip plumper for her mug shot? Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is still taking the Elizabeth Taylor thing so seriously that she’s moved on to channeling Liz circa 2007, except that she looked better then at 75 than Lindsay does now at 40 (I mean 26). In other news: drugs.

Lindsay Lohan Throws Tantrum, Ruins Francesca Eastwood’s Birthday Party

Lindz On Set
See Lindsay on set with porn star James Deen. Read More »
Lindsay As Liz
Check out Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor for Lifetime's "Liz & Dick." Read More »
Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »
Lindsay Lohan's Nude Pics
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics were leaked too soon. Read More »
  • Lindsay Lohan pitched a fit last week at nightclub Bootsy Bellows, by storming into Clint Eastwood’s daughter Francesca Eastwood’s birthday party and demanding everyone clear out. “The security told her to leave and it was totally embarrassing,” says a source. Sounds like it. [US Weekly]
  • We already watched the 2012 Olympics Closing Ceremony — here are George Michael and One Direction doing their thing, possibly with less Spanx. [Socialite Life]
  • Ooh, here’s an “American Idol” judgeship I can get behind: Alanis Morissette is reportedly in talks to be a judge on the show. [PopCrush]
  • Find out why Gwen Stefani hung out with Michelle Obama this weekend! [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Dita Von Teese knew she’d made it when she spent $50,000 on a mechanical bull. LOVE HER. [Life & Style] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Shorts, Like Her Career, Are Falling Apart Before Our Eyes

  • Lindsay Lohan’s shredded denim shorts are the perfect metaphor for her career, no? [The Stir]
  • Camila Alves McConaughey, the new wife of, duh, Matthew, and mother to his two (almost three) kids, says she never wanted to get marry. So, how did it happen then? [Your Tango]
  • Beyonce is directing a documentary … about Beyonce! Of course! [Newser]
  • Here are 10 things you probably didn’t know about Olympic gymnasts Gabby Douglas and Aly Raisman. [College Candy] Keep reading »

The Prospective Future Of Lindsay Lohan Just Gets More And More Dismal

Lindsay's TV Movie
Lindsay Lohan won the Elizabeth Taylor role for a Lifetime TV movie. Read More »
Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »
Lindsay As Minnie
This Disney-inspired photoshoot by Tyler Shields is demented. Read More »
Lindsay Vs. Paz
Who's the crazier hot mess? Read More »

We haven’t seen Lindsay Lohan looking anything but questionable in quite some time now, so I should totally be used to it, right? I shouldn’t be even half as disturbed as I was upon seeing her most recent paparazzi photos, right? She looks like she’s just emerged from a deep, musty drug dungeon, in which one eye never opens and everyone wears monochromatic jumpsuits (snarking on her outfit probably isn’t the right thing to do but also what the hell is she wearing?). For a while I held out hopes that the (former) actress would pull a Robert Downey, Jr. and get her cracked out act together, but those days are loooooong gone. At this point, Lindsay is crack. Oh, but the best part is that one of her myriad enablers, the clearly delusional Paul Schrader (who is currently directing Lindsay-as-hooker in porny Bret Easton Ellis film “The Canyons”), compares her to “Ann Margaret, some Gena Rowlands and Faye Dunaway and of course some bits of Liz Taylor and Monroe as well as a little Rita Hayworth.” It’s funny because, looking at this picture, I was thinking the exact same thing! [Celebitchy]

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