Lindsay Lohan poses as Jesus on the cover of Purple, a fashion magazine, surely pissing off the last three people on earth who still like her.

Also, didn’t Kanye do this, like, five years ago? [E! Online]

Even though the love is gone for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, the passion is still pretty fiery. The ladies got in a brawl on Wednesday night at Crown Bar. According to a witness, LiLo was trying to make SamRo jealous by getting wasted and grinding on some ladies, so Samantha said, “Why don’t you just have another drink? You’re a disgrace.” That, obvs, made Lindsay throw a drink in Sam’s face. Then Sam allegedly threw some DJ equipment at Lindsay. A huge mess ensued. [RadarOnline.com]

It’s scary when fights turn physical and it’s not always the gents who raise a fist. Here are a few other celebrity couples who, um, can’t keep their hands off of each other, in a bad way.

Lindsay Lohan let Neicy Nash and “The Insider” audience into her home to discuss her clutter, of all things. And while there was speculation that Lindz is a hoarder, she seems more like a pack rat to us. A pack rat with a major problem, though. Lindsay became anxious while standing in one room that was filled to the brim with clothes (many still have tags), shoes, and other junk. As we watched the interview, we kept screaming, “Just give it all away or sell it!” She has so much crap that her sister Ali doesn’t even have to bring a suitcase when she visits. (Hopefully, Ali brings her own undies, though.) Lindsay might not have a hoarding problem—she seems more than willing to part with pieces of her collection—but it’s quite clear she tries to get happiness from acquiring things. As the paps can tell you: LiLo is a notorious shopaholic. Neicy tries to convince Lindsay to give away some of her things on part two of the interview, which airs tonight. Riveting stuff.

Lindsay Lohan sat down with “Clean House” host Neicy Nash for an interview set to air on tonight’s episode of “The Insider.” Lindz talks about her relationship with her dad (boring!) and reveals that she has a problem with collecting things, especially shoes. Personally, I don’t see a problem with a bedroom full of shoes as long as you actually have a bedroom. But it seems Lindsay could be a hoarder like certain other celebrities, which means she might sink so low as to go on A&E’s “Hoarders” to keep her face in the limelight. Or maybe she’s just a slob, which Neicy and her crew can definitely handle. Either way, there’s help out there for all her problems; she only needs to ask for it. [The Insider via E! Online]

I love a hood, and, um, a dress for that matter, but the latest celebs wearing a combination of the two has me feeling a tad perplexed (not in a “gee, that’s complicated” way, just, you know, “wtf?”). I’m sure it’s a comfy, cozy way to amble from party to fashion show to red carpet, not to mention a godsend on bad hair days, but as a fashion statement, it falls a little flat and looks a bit lazy, like wearing your pajamas in public. (That said, it’s worked before—‘30s film stars managed to make then-fashionable hooded dresses look gorgeous, which is honestly the last time I can think of where this was in style?) Also, and not to be a big hater, but when the two starlets road-testing this look are Lindsay Lohan and Amber Rose, well, that’s just questionable right there. Also, does this remind anyone of those post-bath hoodie towels for toddlers? Just sayin’.

Lindsay Lohan has a hot date on February 11th. She’s going to the Vienna Opera Ball with Richard Lugner, a 77-year-old mega rich Austrian. Every year since he got divorced in 2007, he’s taken a different starlet to the ball—some of his past dates include Paris Hilton, Dita Von Teese, and Carmen Electra. He’s also reportedly gone on similar dates with Joan Collins, Sophia Loren, Grace Jones, Sarah, Duchess of York, Raquel Welch, Faye Dunaway, Jacqueline Bisset, and Farrah Fawcett. Presumably, he pays these women for their time? Who knows. I just can’t wait to see LiLo waltzing with an old dude. [Celebitchy]

“Hmm, let’s see ... Fedora? Check. Spider necklace? Check. Pants? Well, leggings, check. Nude lipstick, studded heels, and structured, shrunken blazer. Check, check, check! So, why do I feel like I’ve forgotten something?”

OK, Lindsay Lohan‘s involvement in a BBC documentary about the trafficking of women and children is très random. But if “Lindsay Lohan In India” is how LiLo tries to rehabilitate her career—especially over, say, “I Know Who Killed Me ... Again!”—so be it. Human trafficking is definitely a worthy cause that could use a little star power. [YouTube]

Oftentimes, plagiarism comes from the most obvious of sources. Did you seriously think that your professor wouldn’t notice the unattributed passage you grabbed from your own course packet?

So perhaps it’s not surprising to see what Fashionista points out: One of Lindsay Lohan‘s dress designs for her expanded 6126 line looks strikingly similar to a Jen Kao ‘09 dress ... one that LiLo even wore herself.

Hmm ... what do you think? Blatant copy? Or creative inspiration? [Fashionista]

Joy! Lindsay Lohan is bringing her “designing talents” to yet another platform. She’s just announced that her 6126 line, which sold only leggings, will soon include a full range of dresses, jackets, tops, and vests. (Apparently, 6126, despite its laughable attempt at serious fashion through leggings, did quite well in business.) LiLo is quite excited about this new direction, and is, in fact, even desperate for you to know about it, so she tried to do a bit of her own PR by posting to Twitter yesterday: “i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing.”

First look at the sketches for the expanded 6126 shows drawings that look like they could have possibly been done by Lohan herself with a sort of middle school illustrative feeling. Looks like the wares will be a bit like Lohan—vixen-like with a touch of Hollywood trash. Think suede studded bustiers, skin-tight minis with exposed zippers, and cropped leather jackets. Check out a few more pics after the jump and tell us what you think! [WWD]

Just when we thought Lindsay might decide to listen to her critics and give up her dream of being a celebrated fashion designer, she goes and alerts us all that she refuses to stop at those awful leggings. Guess you can’t keep a Lohan down. [Twitter-Lindsay Lohan]

Lindsay Lohan continues to party nearly every night despite her apparent personal tragedies. But at least she’s making a mediocre effort to look as if nothing’s changed. [Hollywood, 12/18/09]

• The Lohan clan strikes again: this time, Dad Michael was arrested for violating a restraining order from an ex-girlfriend ... [Popeater]
• ... while Lindsay was given a July 2010 deadline to complete alcohol education classes as part of her DUI probation. [Starpulse]
• Kanye West reacts to recent accolades by Entertainment Weekly and Rolling Stone—in typical Kanye fashion, of course. [Oh No They Didn’t]

Do you need some used leggings? Sure, we all do. Lucky for you, Lindsay Lohan is selling off some of her old clothes on her family’s website, LohanHouse.com. Head to the shop and you can buy this “Marc Jacob” (who needs the ‘s’?) jacket for $75 or these still-tagged Frye boots for $275. According to Lindsay’s Twitter account, a “potion” of the proceeds will go to charity. And if Lindsay’s items do not get your shopping juices flowing, you can also shop from the closets of Ali and Michael, Jr. I think you now know what to get me for the holidays. [Fox News]

Oh Lindsay. You used to be such a good example for all the kids. Now look at you. This “artistic” fashion video you did for that Muse magazine shoot (watch the semi-NSFW vid, after the jump) isn’t making things any better when you’re rolling around half-naked, smoking like a chimney, and looking like you spent the past night in a coke den.

We’re not sure what the “point” of this short is. If anything, the borderline pornographic video is more a commercial for smoking and a promotion of living a vacant, drugged-out lifestyle. [YouTube]

According to the NY Daily News, Lindsay Lohan started dating this booty before she left for India (she’s there, like, on some humanitarian mission, but reportedly she’s hating every second of it). It belongs to Adam Senn, a male model that you would probably recognize from the first season of “The City,” if you actually watched that crap. All I know is that this ad makes me believe in the power of briefs. [NY Daily News]