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“Tanorexic” Kim Kardashian & 21 Other Celebrity Tanning Disasters

Tanning Mom
Mother arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old in a tanning bed. Read More »
Huh Tanning Mom?
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There's a lot of things we don't understand about Tanning Mom. Read More »

Wherever there is controversy, Kim Kardashian can be found close nearby whining, “Why are you not paying attention to me?” So naturally when Tanning Mom started grabbing headlines with her baked-to-a-crisp skin, Kim could not handle it. This weekend Kim tweeted a pic of super-tanned self with the headline, “The tannerexic [sic] mom has some serious competition!!! LOL”  

But unlike the fake bake loving Tanning Mom, we think Kim at least had enough sense to brown her skin with spray tanner. (Right? Right?!) After the jump, 21 other celebrities who got a little overzealous with the spray tanner, too.

Lindsay Lohan Is Perfectly Capable Of Playing Liz Taylor

LiLo On "SNL"
We're pulling for you on Saturday night, Lindsay. Read More »
Lilo Loves Liz
The actress is hoping to play Taylor in a Lifetime movie. Read More »
Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »

I don’t know what Rosie O’Donnell was getting all bent out of shape about. LiLo is perfectly “capable” of tackling the role of Liz Taylor. Thank you for helping us picture it, Photoshop. Let’s hope Lifetime can make this look happen for real. [WOW]

Flashback: Lindsay Lohan’s 2006 Interview Cover As Elizabeth Taylor

Lindsay's New Teeth
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She got her smile zoomed! Read More »
Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »
Lindsay Vs. Paz
Who's the crazier hot mess? Read More »

I’m just going to put it out there: Lindsay Lohan is no Elizabeth Taylor, and I, among others, find myself vaguely and inexplicably offended by Lifetime’s decision to cast her as such. It pains me to see anyone fanning the flames of the formerly great young actress’s delusions of grandeur, and being tapped to play such an icon is certain to balloon her already bloated ego. To be honest, though, what’s a cheesy Lifetime movie in the grand scheme of things, and really, I wouldn’t be surprised if it never even makes it to TV — Lindsay is notoriously shifty, with a penchant for lateness and unacceptable on-set behavior. She’s also played the part before, in a way, in a 2006 cover and editorial for Interview magazine shot by Karl Lagerfeld. That was a considerable amount of time ago, before the disastrous yellowing teeth and gratuitous face-altering, but if the photos serve as any evidence, Lohan is decidedly unfit for the role: she’s too angsty, too smoldering, too dark to suit the pensive, wide-eyed, almost-innocence that was Liz. Check out another photo after the jump, and tell me — are you buying Lindsay’s impression? Would you even be interested in seeing the Lifetime flick? Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Focus On Amanda Bynes’ DUI Arrest Is Sexist

Amanda Bynes DUI
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Amanda Bynes got popped for a DUI! Read More »
LiLo Talks Jail
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Lindsay Lohan opens up about her jail sentence. Read More »
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  • A “friend” of Amanda Bynes (um, probably her publicist) tells gossip blog Radar Online that party-hardy comparisons to Lindsay Lohan after Amanda’s recent DUI arrest are “sexist.” The friend said, “Comparisons between the two are just ridiculous as Amanda has never been arrested for drug possession or for stealing anything … Amanda doesn’t harbor any negative feelings towards Lindsay, she doesn’t even know her, she just thinks it’s sexist that the two are being compared. Men in Hollywood that get arrested for DUIs don’t face the same scrutiny that women do and this is what really irks Amanda.” It’s true. It’s so, so true. [Radar Online]
  • Vice President Joe Biden and Attorney General Eric Holder held a forum today to emphasize the importance of reauthorizing the Violence Against Women Act, which is being stalled in Congress. [Feminist.org, Think Progress]
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Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! Click through to see the super short hemlines and questionable definitions of “dress” that caught our eye this week. And remember–if you spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moment, send it to me at winona@thefrisky.com!

Could You Spare Some Pants For The Lohans?

Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »
Ali Lohan, Scary Skinny
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Ali Lohan's sudden change in appearance is worrying. Read More »
Dina Lohan Memoir
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The Mother Of The Year will tell all in a new memoir. Read More »
Lindsay Lohan's Nude Pics
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics were leaked too soon. Read More »

Your eyes do not deceive you: this is, in fact, a photograph of Lindsay and Ali Lohan leaving gourmet eatery (progress!) Joan’s on Third in LA in similar off-white shirts (and legs to match). Just shirts. Only shirts. [Huffington Post]

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Pregnancy Fleshlight

March Madness!
Battle of the crazies! Read More »
Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »

Your votes have been tallied. The results are in! In Round One of our Real March Madness, Lindsay Lohan and her Terry Richardson-lovin’ self clobbered Paz De La Huerta (of the Elvis ghost orgasm), while the pregnant woman fleshlight out WTF’d those manties made of beef jerky. Now Lilo and the Knocked Up male masturbator will go at it in Round Two. My God, that sounds wrong.  How to compare them? Well, they are both missing a brain. The preggo fleshlight, well, because it doesn’t have a head. And Lilo, because she fried hers. Even though she claims to be sober, we’re not so sure. Who/what is crazier? You tell us! Vote!

Who/What Is The Craziest: Hot Mess Lindsay Lohan Or The Pregnant Fleshlight?

  • The Pregnant Fleshlight! (55%, 241 Votes)
  • Lindsay Lohan! (45%, 199 Votes)
Total Voters: 438

Did Lindsay Lohan Sleep With Porn Star Alex Torres?

Lindsay Vs. Paz
Who's the crazier hot mess? Read More »
Lindsay Poses For Terry
Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo
Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »
Lindsay Lohan's Nude Pics
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics were leaked too soon. Read More »

Sometimes Lindsay Lohan is just awful. But sometimes, I really do feel bad for her. Today is one of those days, because a porn star named Alex Torres bragged on a radio show Friday that he slept with LiLo while her father Michael Lohan slept upstairs. The actor who goes by the screen named “Voodoo” — and is apparently the same Alex Torres who was canned for filming a sex tape while skydiving — even hinted that Lindsay paid him for the rendezvous. Lindsay’s rep brushed off the gossip, huffing, “I don’t feel the need to respond to claims made by a porn star.” Considering Lindsay posed for Playboy, perhaps they should not be throwing stones. Keep reading »

The Real March Madness: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Paz De La Huerta

March Madness!
Battle of the crazies! Read More »
Lindsay In Playboy
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Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. Read More »

Celeb ladies be craaaaa-aaazy sometimes! Take for instance, Lindsay Lohan. No really, take her. First, there were all of the legal troubles that plagued her from 2007 through 2011. And then, there was telling the world she wanted to bang pervert/photographer Terry Richardson. No one ever tries to bang Terry Richardson, they just accidentally fall on his dick. Plus, that blonde hair. Thank God it’s red again. Going up against Lindz in the wild child category is Paz de la Huerta. Amelia is the real Paz expert here, but let’s just say Paz believes she had sex with Elvis’s ghost at Graceland, mmkay? Annnnnnd she’s shown her vagina to practically everyone. Well, I guess they’ve kind of both done that … So who’s more of a hot mess? You decide!

Who's The Crazier Hot Mess?

  • Lindsay Lohan, hands down. (61%, 356 Votes)
  • Paz de la Huerta, for the win! (39%, 230 Votes)
Total Voters: 586

Hot Links: January Jones’ Pink Streak & Advice For Lindsay Lohan

  • January Jones is rocking subtle pink streaks in her blonde hair — I love it! What do you think? [Styleite]
  • This morning, we told you Lindsay Lohan was involved in a minor hit-and-run accident. An expert has some advice for LiLo on how she can start living a drama-free life if she really intends to stay out of trubs. [YourTango]
  • Frodo from The Lord of the Rings and other successful failures in geekdom. [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »