There is a serious lack of brotherly love in the Cook family. Dane Cook’s half-brother, Darryl McCauley, plead not guilty in March for larceny and forgery after being accused of stealing funds from his comedian brother. Now McCauley’s wife is being charged as his partner in crime. State police found close to $900,000 in the couple’s Massachusetts and Maine homes last December and another $700,000 in a recent search. But Erika McCauley still says that she and her husband did not steal from Cook while they were working at Great Dane Enterprises. She is currently being held on a $1 million bail. Maybe if they ask Dane really nicely, he’ll lend them a few bucks. Or maybe not. [Huffington Post]

Dane is not the only one who has had a family member try to screw him over. Just because you share genes, doesn’t mean you share the green.

It’s hard to get good help these days. Or at least help who won’t air your dirty laundry in a courtroom. Unfortunately for Linda Hogan, all that chitchat with her hairdresser is biting her in the ass. Hogan’s ex-hairdresser, Tracy Morgan (no, not the comedian), testified in a Florida court yesterday saying the wrestler’s ex-wife told her she uses part of her $40,000 monthly alimony checks to buy drugs. Hogan’s drug cocktail of choice: smoking the gange and popping Roxi, a hard-core painkiller. Of course Hogan’s legal team has deemed the allegations “a complete fabrication.” [MSNBC]

But come on, what maid or guard or personal assistant isn’t taking notes on their celebrity boss’ secrets while they sweep the floor and watch the security cameras? Click on for more celebs whose help has spilled their beans.

Last week, Susan Boyle reportedly started dropping the f-bomb to strangers. On Saturday, she went down in flames on “Britain’s Got Talent” to a dance troupe. And yesterday, she was admitted to a hospital yesterday after suffering from what appears to be a mental breakdown. Reality television is a harsh mistress, she giveth and then she taketh away. But hey, look, apparently we still care about Susan even though she lost. Can we say the same for these other reality stars that couldn’t take the pressure? [Celebuzz]

It’s said we learn something from every old relationship and try not to repeat the same patterns with our new loves. That’s a great theory, but in practice people seem to not only repeat the same behaviors, but often with people who look JUST like their ex’s. Creepy, but true. Check out these celebs who are dating or married to doppelgängers of former flames.

Oh seriously Leo, now you are just being a generic modelizer. Two blond supermodels? Yeesh! I mean, I get that both Gisele Bundchen and Bar Rafaeli are internationally-renowned stunners, but still, that doesn’t seem very creative of you.